Girlfriend needs tampons.....

AckwelFoley

Jack Daniels I wrote: »

my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

let the bitch bleed tbh..

dizzymac

snyper wrote: »

let the bitch bleed tbh..

Exactly. The 'front bum scutters' are simply a monthly reminder that the sufferer needs to be cleansed.

dubtom

Jack Daniels I wrote: »

my girlfriend is suffering with period pains and wants me to go buy tampons,am i right in thinking this is an outrageous request?

I'm reliably informed that tampons don't cure period pains,they just soak up stuff.So go and get her disprin or something.

anniehoo

Whatever ya do dont get the wrong ones-theres light,medium,super,super plus, applicator,compact applicator,lil lets....no pressure like

dizzymac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNafU1DQVhE

tman

anniehoo wrote: »

Whatever ya do dont get the wrong ones-theres light,medium,super,super plus, applicator,compact applicator,lil lets....no pressure like

Get her super plus (I'm assuming that's designed to fit in a wizard's sleeve) when she's really a light... Surefire way to reverse the brownie points you could've earned

Don't really see what the big problem is tbh... Man up and go get some tampons!

Dental plan?

Doom

If you go into the sitting room, you will not hear her moan in the kitchen, problem solved!

mahamageehad

Piriz wrote: »

Girlfriend needs tampons........Dental Plan!!!

more like mental plan!!! :P

evercloserunion

A man purchasing tampons? HEY EVERYBODY LET'S LYNCH THE PERVERT

anniehoo

tman wrote: »

Get her super plus (I'm assuming that's designed to fit in a wizard's sleeve)

stovelid

Loiter at the checkouts until you see somebody buying tampons and then mug them outside.

Pherekydes

Isn't buying tampons and stuff a rite of passage from childhood into manhood?

Poor Uncle Tom

Pherekydes wrote: »

Isn't buying tampons and stuff a rite of passage from childhood into manhood?

No, but buying the tampons might ensure the use of that passage for your manhood.....:p

pow wow

It was a test, clearly. Fail.

Delancey

My girlfriend is so rough she rolls her own tampons :eek:

Coriolanus

Find a joke shop first. Buy fakeblood. A lot of fakeblood.
When outside supermarket, douse self liberally paying particular attention to hands and head. Wearing white can provide extra impact.

Make your purchase.

Dunny

Get her pregnant, problem solved.

Pete M.

Also buy a bottle of good strong cheap vodka.

When she's slipping hers in, soak one in the rotgut and stick it up your jacksie.

Make sure you get a decent applicator though.

You'll be hammered in no time, while she'll be stain free and wondering what she's doing with a fellah who stick tampons up his bottom.

And there ain't nothin like a good seeing to during Aunt Flo's visit, oh yeah.....

Gummy Panda

Man up!

Put a towel on the bed and ride the period out of her or fall asleep trying.

evercloserunion

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

No, but buying the tampons might ensure the use of that passage for your manhood.....:p

Wait a few days first though.

Mr. Presentable

Write the word on a piece of paper and hand it to the shopkeep. Say your ma sent you.







Or be a decent Bf and man up.

Joe10000

Never had a problem buying them for the missus, buying toilet paper now that's a whole different ball game.

Son Of A Vidic

Christ OP this is a serious issue for you? If you have the balls then you have got no problem. Paradoxically if you've also got no balls, you also have no problem. So what's the problem?

Mr. Presentable

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Christ OP this is a serious issue for you? If you have the balls then you have got no problem. Paradoxically if you've also got no balls, you also have no problem. So what's the problem?

Balls, it would seem

KeithAFC

A man buying tampons. Typical of how PC the world has went. Women asking men to buy fanny pads. **** sake.

Crann na Beatha

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Mr. Presentable

KeithAFC wrote: »

A man buying tampons. Typical of how illiterate the world has gone. Women asking men to buy fanny pads. **** sake.

:rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp

KeithAFC wrote: »

A man buying tampons. Typical of how PC the world has went. Women asking men to buy fanny pads. **** sake.

PC?

KeithAFC

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

:rolleyes:

The internet spelling police, nothing worse. :rolleyes: