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overhearing others having sex

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  • #62
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    I usually play S-Club 7 really really loudly
    Dont stop, never give up, hold your head high and reach the top :pac:

    *wanders off to be cast into Hades for knowing the words*


  • #63
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,038 ✭✭✭Seloth


    Myself and most of my house mates all couldn't get too sleep one night and we were sitting around in the living room.Two of the girls started skitting as they said 5 mins before hand they could hear one of the fellas moaning with his Girlfriend hah


  • #64
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Record them and play it back ...or maybe mix it with Depeche Mide.


  • #65
    massdebater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    Ex girlfriend used to have the squeekiest bed ever. Nothing worse than knowing her parents could hear me poleaxing their daughter every night I stayed over


  • #66
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Heard my father pounding my mother out of it a few years ago. I came home late and didnt make enough of a racket entering the house,i thought she was being killed - the words that came out of the womans mouth will haunt me forever.

    Was on holidays with my fiance and with my sis and her fiance - i heard them cranking it out in the other room - tbh i loled - 5 mins wasnt long to have to suffer.


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  • #67
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    snyper wrote: »
    Heard my father pounding my mother out of it a few years ago. I came home late and didnt make enough of a racket entering the house,i thought she was being killed - the words that came out of the womans mouth will haunt me forever.

    Was on holidays with my fiance and with my sis and her fiance - i heard them cranking it out in the other room - tbh i loled - 5 mins wasnt long to have to suffer.

    ah, so the man has limits...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #68
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,030 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    If your going to be vocal you might want to last more then a couple of minutes.


  • #69
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    I remember staying in a Hostel type place in Sydney and a girl brought a fella back. She woke us with her moaning, it sounded like he was trying to run a marathon in a pair of wellies that were five sizes too big for him.


  • #70
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,936 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    years ago when i was in london my flat mate pulled this lady she was a bit on the large side, any way they were going at it was like the noise of alley cat and the next thing there was a massive big bang on the wooden floor i said what the feck going on any way found out the next day that it was a pine single bed they were shagging on and it snapped in two, but the best of it is they carried on with the bed broke in two well thats love for ye


  • #71
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them
    In college I lived on campus with 2 guys that did Ag Science. They were always pretty pally and became known as the twins, as where one was found, the other was normally not too far behind.

    So with that in mind, the Saw Doctors played on campus and it seemingly was like Christmas for the Ag Science gang. They went on a massive bender which ended up back at our apartment. After being woken up by the rowdy drinking, I was beginning to drift off when I heard some drunken sex. Nothing too unusual there for a student apartment and it was just the usual mix of grunts and groans from male and female voices. It was over nearly as quickly as it started and I thought I could get some peace and get asleep. But it started up again and carried on stopping and starting like that for some time.

    The next morning I was on my way to class when one of the boys poked his head out of his room looking a bit sheepish and asked if I'd been woke up by any noise. I laughed it off and said don't worry but in the background I could hear my other housemate in the room too. Then it dawned on me, there had been a MMF Ag Science threesome and it really was true, the boys really did do everything together!


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  • #72
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    This thread is giving me a boner


  • #73
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them
    PK2008 wrote: »
    This thread is giving me a boner

    this boner is giving me a boner


  • #74
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them
    Overhearing all this boner talk is giving me one. If there are any wetties mentioned, I'll lose the run of myself....


  • #75
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,540 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    I immediately mount my pillow & make love in time with the courting couple's unearthly hump-groaning. Its like im involved that way.

    probably the closest to a 3some you'll ever get :D


  • #76
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    It only lasts three minutes OP, what are you whining about?


  • #77
    cassid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    I go around to complain about the noise
    I remember myself and hubby were away in a hotel in Kerry and we had to listen to next door shouting more more and oh baby to each other for hours, it was funny for the first few minutes then it got feckin annoying. The lecky had gone in the hotel so no tv to hire up, thank God it starting thunder and lighting outside:D


  • #78
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I remember a mate of mine getting his birthday surprise from his girlfriend a few years back. Myself and another friend were staying over after a night on the town. We got a bit of a giggle out of it but then felt embarrassed for him, he didn't go at it for very long.


  • #79
    shrewdness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭shrewdness


    I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them
    cassid wrote: »
    I remember myself and hubby were away in a hotel in Kerry and we had to listen to next door shouting more more and oh baby to each other for hours, it was funny for the first few minutes then it got feckin annoying. The lecky had gone in the hotel so no tv to hire up, thank God it starting thunder and lighting outside:D

    Did you not try to outdo them?


  • #80
    GrumPy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    I go around to complain about the noise
    Only ever been in this situation a couple of times. Felt pretty awkward alright!


  • #81
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Seloth wrote: »
    Myself and most of my house mates all couldn't get too sleep one night and we were sitting around in the living room.Two of the girls started skitting as they said 5 mins before hand they could hear one of the fellas moaning with his Girlfriend hah

    So they were having a **** as well....


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  • #82
    curlzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    I go around to complain about the noise
    plein de force wrote: »
    i didn't think people said it in real life either until i was staying in my mate's house after a night out before. i could hear the couple next door through the paper thin walls going at it. she sounded like she was being bludgeoned to death for 10 minutes then roaring "harder daddy i've been a very naughty girl"

    :eek::eek: BLURGH. Like seriously if the word Daddy was mentioned during sex I'd vomit everywhere, who wants to be reminded of their da when they're getting it on??? Always makes me think the girl must have daddy issues.


  • #83
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    curlzy wrote: »
    Always makes me think the girl must have daddy issues.

    You think?


  • #84
    curlzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    I go around to complain about the noise
    Dean Substantial Rocket wrote: »
    You think?
    Yeah, I know a girl who calls her fella daddy during sex but SWEARS she doesn't have daddy issues. It was funny when it came out that her Dad doesn't like her and she knows it. She swears it's because it has power conotations and isn't about having daddy issues. I don't know other people's heads so I like to give people the benefit of the doubt but with this issue I really can't see it being anything other than daddy issues.


  • #85
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    On the night of our wedding, we had group sex. I wasn't in it, though. But i could hear it, through the wall.


  • #86
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them
    curlzy wrote: »
    Yeah, I know a girl who calls her fella daddy during sex but SWEARS she doesn't have daddy issues. It was funny when it came out that her Dad doesn't like her and she knows it. She swears it's because it has power conotations and isn't about having daddy issues. I don't know other people's heads so I like to give people the benefit of the doubt but with this issue I really can't see it being anything other than daddy issues.

    Sure that's nothing.

    I once nailed a bird who called me 'mammy'.


  • #87
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    senordingdong wrote: »
    Sure that's nothing.

    I once nailed a bird who called me 'mammy'.

    why did she call your mammy? To ask her to join in?


  • #88
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them
    WindSock wrote: »
    why did she call your mammy? To ask her to join in?

    No, so that they could both whinge about how dis-appointing I am.


  • #89
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 46,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    snyper wrote: »
    Was on holidays with my fiance and with my sis and her fiance - i heard them cranking it out in the other room - tbh i loled - 5 mins wasnt long to have to suffer.
    You heard your fiance, sis and sis's fiance going at it? :eek:
    Were you not sad to have been left out?

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  • #90
    youcancallmeal
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    Can't believe this wasn't mentioned....

    /Thread


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  • #91
    Frisbee
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    massdebater wrote: »
    Ex girlfriend used to have the squeekiest bed ever. Nothing worse than knowing her parents could hear me poleaxing their daughter every night I stayed over

    Current girlfriend has a ridiculously noisy bed. And her room is right next to her parents. Usually try and not make too much noise but when we come home locked they definitely hear.


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