overhearing others having sex

Blobby George

Frisbee wrote: »

Current girlfriend has a ridiculously noisy bed. And her room is right next to her parents. Usually try and not make too much noise but when we come home locked they definitely hear.

Fúck her on the floor. Problem solved.

Iwannahurl

Makes me muse over those halcyon days of my youth, and a bright future with better building regulations.

Charlie.

Blobby George wrote: »

Fúck her on the floor. Problem solved.

Carpet burn -v- Mammy & Daddy hearing...toughie

Plumpynutt

i once had to listen to a couple riding in the next room, whilst on a comedown. didnt help the head i can assure you.

got all paranoid about walkin by their room, thought they'd hear me and think i was listening in or something, so i ended up lying there in the dark listening to them but trying to block it out. she was a screamer too:(

--LOS--

they hear me, I hear them w/e, can't be sacrificing all the fun

however there is less probability of them calling the authorities if they are not in the house at the time :O

TeddyTedson

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ah feck - public poll

I never knew they were public!

I was on holiday and we heard the couple next door riding every morning, well the head board hitting the wall ect.
Then we saw them one day and it was a room with three guys in it.

Snowie

Biggins wrote: »

Option 5: Stick headphones on and continue to watch tv or pc film/music.

not an option in this kinda situation theres one thing you can really do look through the key hole as you tug one of or just tug one of listening to the lady moaning :cool:


allllright

Conor Bourke

Charlie. wrote: »

Carpet burn -v- Mammy & Daddy hearing...toughie

Throw the duvet down on the floor to cover the carpet- problem solved!

chughes

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

Throw the duvet down on the floor to cover the carpet- problem solved!

Out of the bed and onto the carpet for a nice mat(t) finish !!!

pajunior

In College I once ended up in a house with a Romanian and an Italian. Both very religious.

The gf was down for the weekend and of course there was noise. But one night we/she went a bit overboard and started screaming and banging the walls. One of girls upstairs even shouted 'please' during a pause. I wasn't finished and when the gf asked if she was shouting at us I lied and got on with it.

One of the more embarrasing breakfast's I've had. Still I've had worse myself in hostels and not thought much of it.

Tigger

Frisbee wrote: »

Current girlfriend has a ridiculously noisy bed. And her room is right next to her parents. Usually try and not make too much noise but when we come home locked they definitely hear.

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beks101

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Deleted User wrote: »

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'Only if they're goodlooking and not waking me from a deep sleep' should be added to the poll though.

parker kent

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

boneyarsebogman maybe if you had overheard some people having sex you not have had the time to copy that list