overhearing others having sex

Blobby George

So how does it make you feel? I must admit to getting a little aroused by it, not to point where I'm rushing off to have a **** but just a little rush. I'm talking about the odd overhearing of your neighbours for example, not some bloke splitting his bird in half every night of the week in the apartment next door.

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Blobby George wrote: »

So how does it make you feel?

Jealous.

Wolfe Tone

It depends if they are related to me!!!

KeithM89_old

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Ah feck - public poll

Gneez

I've stopped noticing it, the apartment above me is a conversion of an upstairs part that used to be part of my flat, the roof is not sealed up properly or soundproofed and the chick upstairs is a moaner, she was getting railed the other day and was moaning real loud as usual I didn't even notice it until my flatmate came into the room and started snickering then starting whacking our ceiling with a crowbar to get her to shut up.

t0mm13b

Easy for me... I can always pull out the hearing aid.... and not have a care in the world...

This applies to other types of "selective" hearing.... :P

rockmongrel

I take it as an invitation.

Biggins

Option 5: Stick headphones on and continue to watch tv or pc film/music.

Mr. Manager

Biggins wrote: »

Option 5: Stick headphones on and continue to watch tv or pc film/music.

Was looking for that option myself

mikemac

I immediately begin to ****

Give them a round of applause at the end and marks out of ten

Well that's pretty creepy but it's effective if your neighbours or housemates are disturbing you most every night

fonecrusher1

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

I immediately mount my pillow & make love in time with the courting couple's unearthly hump-groaning. Its like im involved that way.

LimeFruitGum

Gneez wrote: »

I've stopped noticing it, the apartment above me is a conversion of an upstairs part that used to be part of my flat, the roof is not sealed up properly or soundproofed and the chick upstairs is a moaner, she was getting railed the other day and was moaning real loud as usual I didn't even notice it until my flatmate came into the room and started snickering then starting whacking our ceiling with a crowbar to get her to shut up.

Oops, sorry about that ;-)

joking aside, it hasn't been a big problem. I think i've only had one audible flatmate; she wasn't really *that* loud to be fair, but she had an old creaky shaky bed.

Mint Sauce

Friends house. Their house mates come in after work. 2 minutes later and there are two minutes of creaking floor boards, and 'ugh' oooooo', 'ugh ugh' 'aaaaaaaah', 'uuuuggggghhhhhhh' 'hmmmmmmm'.

Turned to my mate, who happened to be the opposite sex, and made some jokey induendo comment, all they could do was blush and comment that it was a regular occurance.


:eek:

arybvtcw0eolkf

Makes me feel something similar to hearing someone take a dump - something I know happens but I don't need to hear it.

CarrickMcJoe

I go around to complain about the noise

feelingstressed wrote: »

Give them a round of applause at the end and marks out of ten

Well that's pretty creepy but it's effective if your neighbours or housemates are disturbing you most every night

Yea it could be like CUM WHINE WITH ME!

orourkeda

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Definitely an invitation to crack one off

bonerm

feelingstressed wrote: »

Give them a round of applause at the end and marks out of ten

Well that's pretty creepy but it's effective if your neighbours or housemates are disturbing you most every night

I like this idea. It would also be good if you had a recording of some crowd cheerings/applauding that you could play on loop for the same duration as the aforementioned fun.

Audio equivalent of ....
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/applause123436388.gif

a5y

I go around to complain about the noise

I notice there's no option to play "Postman Pat" theme tune in iTunes, turn up the speakers to max, and set it on repeat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAYVfmSig0I

Play Postman Pat as loud as Motörhead and nobody can get their groove on, or dare complain about it.

irelandspurs

Every Sunday the house next door gets used for a shagging session,the young girl in there sounds like she's getting strangled but he doesn't last that long,we can hear it that good it feels like were having an orgy.

KeithM89_old

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

A few summers ago i was staying at a friends house and her bedroom was downstairs. A few hours later, the parents came home pissed drunk and began to do it above us. They were at least 50. It was very awkward...

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KeithM89 wrote: »

A few summers ago i was staying at a friends house and her bedroom was downstairs. A few hours later, the parents came home pissed drunk and began to do it above us. They were at least 50. It was very awkward...

Really? You'd think they'd have known what they were doing at that age.

fonecrusher1

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

KeithM89 wrote: »

A few summers ago i was staying at a friends house and her bedroom was downstairs. A few hours later, the parents came home pissed drunk and began to do it above us. They were at least 50. It was very awkward...

Yeah awkward that you got a horn...

You dirty pup.

Poor Uncle Tom

Blobby George wrote: »

So how does it make you feel? I must admit to getting a little aroused by it, not to point where I'm rushing off to have a **** but just a little rush. I'm talking about the odd overhearing of your neighbours for example, not some bloke splitting his bird in half every night of the week in the apartment next door.

Grin and bear it....Taylor'll get fed up of Sid in a bit....:p

Hah, I wonder how many people that voted "****" realised it was a public poll.

mikemac

I immediately begin to ****

This realy shouldn't have been a public poll, sly OP

I'm happy with my option though

fonecrusher1

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

I accidentally selected I immediately begin to ****.

What I meant to select was I immediately begin to ****. No sorry i mean I feel awkwardly aroused, no no sorry i mean I feel awkward...dammit brain get your story right.

FlutterinBantam

I used to live in an apartment in Rome next to an apartment owned by a fairly hefty stoutish bint, who was obviously partial to a belt of the 'trumpet'.

Most weekends she would bring in some dude who seemed keen to skewer her to the bed,and the roars of her got louder the more he pumped and I seriously thought he was killing her.

Other times she would fire up some Steely Dan device and between the moans and the buzzing it was difficult to work.

One weekend she had this fat heavy guy with her, and sure enough I suspect he was in to the root in her and the roaring and wailing was awesome.

There was a tremendous crash and it would appear that the bed disintegrated and dumped them on the floor.

I left the following week,but have to admire her for her fondness of the 'stumpy tower' and her enthusiastic embracing of it's pleasures.

PeterIanStaker

I go around to complain about the noise

Former housemate and her fella used to go at it ninety, the room was right next to mine.

Thank f*ck for headphones because they were both showboating.

Also a good thing that he didnt last long - you could boil an egg by him, if you like your eggs soft!

deepsouthtalla

My neighborers are billy and jance* and every so often u can hear them and she is a screamer, for the 5 mins or so all u can here is "billy you are so big" "billy fcuk me so hard" very hard to watch the telly with that going on mind you does put the horn on me for the OH






*name's changed for some reason

PeterIanStaker

I go around to complain about the noise

A friend of mine used to hear the couple in the flat directly above hers going at it.
According to her, the guy used to actually say "Who's your daddy?" at the top of his voice. I've been around but I didnt know people said that in real life.

t0mm13b

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Yea it could be like CUM WHINE WITH ME!

Nahhhh.... you got that wrong pal.... more likely

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE....
girlz grab the boyz,
an' we' go wild wild,
at your door.........

ascanbe

Whatever about overhearing others having sex, overhearing yourself having sex would be truly discomfiting.

Princess Peach

I go around to complain about the noise

Public poll :pac:

I hate it, gives me the willies. Think it came from my brothers creaky mattress and his loud girlfriend years ago.

Wurly

I go around to complain about the noise

deepsouthtalla wrote: »

jance*






*name's changed for some reason

Couldn't you have thought up a better name than 'Jance'?? Is that even a name?:)

Walkman

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Deleted User wrote: »

Hah, I wonder how many people that voted "****" realised it was a public poll.

I did, we all do it and walkman's not my real name so feck it.

Tar.Aldarion

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

jerk it like its 1999

Mrmoe

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Despite the fact that you might be able to escape the nise there is no escaping creaky vibrating floor boards and your house mate coming into your room looking for a second rubber:pac:

Overheal

I go around to complain about the noise

Hate them both? complain.

Is the dude hideous? Awkward

Is she hot? ****.

AnonoBoy

For you Blobby I'd say it's more confusion you're feeling rather than anything else.

"What is that sound? Isn't it the sound Mammy and Daddy used to make when I was sent to my room for quiet-alone-Blobby time?"

Krieg

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuw0SEHCkfs

plein de force

I go around to complain about the noise

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

A friend of mine used to hear the couple in the flat directly above hers going at it.
According to her, the guy used to actually say "Who's your daddy?" at the top of his voice. I've been around but I didnt know people said that in real life.

i didn't think people said it in real life either until i was staying in my mate's house after a night out before. i could hear the couple next door through the paper thin walls going at it. she sounded like she was being bludgeoned to death for 10 minutes then roaring "harder daddy i've been a very naughty girl"

Joey the lips

I get a hump.....

punchdrunk

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

feelingstressed,& stanley1 have no joy in their lives!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

My flatmate is a dominatix and hardly ever closes here door, so I don't think she cares if I can hear or not. I don't think she'd be bother if I outmoaned here either.

I did see a lovely screenshot once where someone's neighbour had changes the name of the router to "we cam hear you having sex".

Princess Peach

I go around to complain about the noise

I now realise that a few people have heard me alright

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Princess Peach wrote: »

I now realise that a few people have heard me alright

... Julia???

punchdrunk

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

... Julia???

BUSTED!!

fattybumbum

I go around to complain about the noise

i was living in a rented house with a couple and 1 other guy. the couple broke up after i had lived there about 9months, they had been together about 5years. about a month after they broke she came over. they had a blazing row downstairs. eventually i went downstairs when it went quiet. as i walked past their room they were loudly going at it...so i left the house for a while...
when i came back he had gone to work, she was gone. when he came back from the bar he worked in he had brought home a waitress...and went at it again!!! i had never heard anything from them before...so twice in one day..with 2 different women...was all a bit much for me!!

Taco Corp

during college one of my housemates would have her boyfriend over for a weekend of riding...

he would regularly finish off with a count down, shouting this out out loud..

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....BLAST OFF!!!

They were very a odd couple...

ShadowGal

If the couple are hot then its a turn on, if they arent then i dont want to know about it

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Poll lacks a "join in" choice.