Embarrassing situation

orourkeda · 28-12-2010 10:24PM #1

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour

Riamfada · 28-12-2010 10:25PM

watching 6:01 news

Sardonicat · 28-12-2010 10:26PM

Why do I never notice these?

orourkeda · 28-12-2010 10:26PM

Grimes wrote: »

watching 6:01 news

Young sharon has that effect. Was your boss gawking at it?

KeithM89_old · 28-12-2010 10:26PM

Groomsman at a wedding last summer. Wearing a fairly bright grey suit. Damn hot bridesmaids...:o

Mr. Manager · 28-12-2010 10:27PM

Just as you're about to press the bell o the bus to get off

Saila · 28-12-2010 10:28PM

orourkeda wrote: »

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

sorry how can you get an embarrasing boner doing these things

boner is za requirement for the above

OutlawPete · 28-12-2010 10:29PM

Swimming Pool :cool:

KeithM89_old · 28-12-2010 10:29PM

Used to always happen back in secondary school too - hated getting asked to stand up and read...:(

AntiMatter · 28-12-2010 10:29PM

Saila wrote: »

sorry how can you get an embarrasing boner doing these things

Apparently, he's somehow embarrassed by his boner during intercourse.

stevejr · 28-12-2010 10:30PM

Yeah Buses and trains are real awkwards, must be something to do with the vibrations.

Saila · 28-12-2010 10:32PM

9.05 am in an open plan office and it lasted half an hour

Latchy · 28-12-2010 10:33PM

About 3 hrs ago when my next doors neighbour ( who's away for christmas ) 23 year old blonde , blue eyed daughter knocked for the spare key

/ Instant boner

/ puts ear glass against bedroom wall

Plug · 28-12-2010 10:37PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Used to always happen back in secondary school too - hated getting asked to stand up and read...:(

Lol, or when the bell goes off for the end of class, I used to either pin it back behind my belt or cover it with the school bag.

Dave! · 28-12-2010 10:42PM

When Madeline McCann was kidnapped

dubtom · 28-12-2010 11:03PM

Back when I was in tech I walked past a class with the door open, the teacher was standing there with a child in his arms and the child's mother standing talking to him and he had a massive boner on him. I still wonder what the cause of the boner was,the child or the woman.

tommyhaas · 28-12-2010 11:17PM

''You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton''

-Superbad

Tar.Aldarion · 28-12-2010 11:19PM

orourkeda wrote: »

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour

*small penis alert*

andrew cross · 28-12-2010 11:21PM

Dave! wrote: »

When Madeline McCann was kidnapped

o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:

KeithM89_old · 28-12-2010 11:21PM

andrew cross wrote: »

o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Thats what she said...

parker kent · 28-12-2010 11:22PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Young sharon has that effect. Was your boss gawking at it?

Young??? :eek:

As for embarrassing boners, the swimming pool/anywhere with swimwear is pretty hard to beat (pun intended!). I imagine getting one during an "intimate" examination by a doctor or nurse would be pretty embarrassing. Not that I ever have of course, ahem :pac:

Dave! · 28-12-2010 11:23PM

andrew cross wrote: »

o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:

That's what she said

KeithM89_old · 28-12-2010 11:23PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Thats what she said...

Dave! wrote: »

That's what she said

Got there first...
Suck it !!

:p

Conor108 · 28-12-2010 11:28PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Just as you're about to press the bell o the bus to get off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCCd9-AjAc

Dave! · 28-12-2010 11:32PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Got there first...
Suck it !! :p

That was my moment to shine. I hate you.

fonecrusher1 · 28-12-2010 11:50PM

That picture of Denise Miliani in the other thread gave me a bit of donger. Which was awkward because i was talking to my housemate at the same time. Particularly dangerous predicament as i was wearing my baggy hangin-about-the-house tracksuit bottom. Couldn't risk standing up till she left. Forget dangerwanking, dangerdongers are even more thrilling.

parker kent · 28-12-2010 11:51PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

That picture of Denise Miliani in the other thread gave me a bit of donger. Which was awkward because i was talking to my housemate at the same time. Particularly dangerous predicament as i was wearing my baggy hangin-about-the-house tracksuit bottom. Couldn't risk standing up till she left. Forget dangerwanking, dangerdongers are even more thrilling.

If you had a phone in your pocket, your username would have been pretty apt.

admiralofthefleet · 29-12-2010 12:18AM

a few days ago i had a right diamond cutter on me the same time the missus's mother called me downstairs

Johro · 29-12-2010 12:36AM

orourkeda wrote: »

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour

Think of yer ma. It'll be gone by 9:05 +10secs.

kowloon · 29-12-2010 01:12AM

Sardonicat wrote: »

Why do I never notice these?

You don't know the secret handshake, leave this thread!

W.Shakes-Beer · 29-12-2010 01:14AM

Getting wood when driving from Dublin to Kerry isn't fun.

And at about 8 in the morning its sure to be raging.

Can hardly just pull over to the side of the road and crack one out.

Embarrassing situation

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