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Embarrassing situation

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  • 28-12-2010 10:24pm
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    orourkeda
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    When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

    You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour


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    Riamfada
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    watching 6:01 news


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    Sardonicat
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    Why do I never notice these?


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    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Grimes wrote: »
    watching 6:01 news

    Young sharon has that effect. Was your boss gawking at it?


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    KeithM89_old
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    Groomsman at a wedding last summer. Wearing a fairly bright grey suit. Damn hot bridesmaids...:o


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    Mr. Manager
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    Just as you're about to press the bell o the bus to get off :o


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    Saila
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

    sorry how can you get an embarrasing boner doing these things :confused:
    boner is za requirement for the above


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    OutlawPete
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    Swimming Pool :cool:


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    KeithM89_old
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    Used to always happen back in secondary school too - hated getting asked to stand up and read...:(


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    AntiMatter
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    Saila wrote: »
    sorry how can you get an embarrasing boner doing these things :confused:

    Apparently, he's somehow embarrassed by his boner during intercourse.


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    stevejr
    Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Yeah Buses and trains are real awkwards, must be something to do with the vibrations.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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    Saila
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    9.05 am in an open plan office and it lasted half an hour


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    Latchy
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    About 3 hrs ago when my next doors neighbour ( who's away for christmas ) 23 year old blonde , blue eyed daughter knocked for the spare key


    / Instant boner

    / puts ear glass against bedroom wall


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Used to always happen back in secondary school too - hated getting asked to stand up and read...:(
    Lol, or when the bell goes off for the end of class, I used to either pin it back behind my belt or cover it with the school bag.


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    Dave!
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    When Madeline McCann was kidnapped


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    dubtom
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    Back when I was in tech I walked past a class with the door open, the teacher was standing there with a child in his arms and the child's mother standing talking to him and he had a massive boner on him. I still wonder what the cause of the boner was,the child or the woman.


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    tommyhaas
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    ''You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton''

    -Superbad


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

    You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour

    *small penis alert*


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    andrew cross
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    Dave! wrote: »
    When Madeline McCann was kidnapped
    o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    KeithM89_old
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    andrew cross wrote: »
    o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Thats what she said...


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    parker kent
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    Young sharon has that effect. Was your boss gawking at it?

    Young??? :eek:

    As for embarrassing boners, the swimming pool/anywhere with swimwear is pretty hard to beat (pun intended!). I imagine getting one during an "intimate" examination by a doctor or nurse would be pretty embarrassing. Not that I ever have of course, ahem :pac:


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    Dave!
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    andrew cross wrote: »
    o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:
    That's what she said


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    KeithM89_old
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Thats what she said...
    Dave! wrote: »
    That's what she said

    Got there first...
    Suck it !! :p:p


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    Conor108
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    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    Just as you're about to press the bell o the bus to get off :o

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCCd9-AjAc


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    Dave!
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Got there first...
    Suck it !! :p:p
    That was my moment to shine. I hate you.


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    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    That picture of Denise Miliani in the other thread gave me a bit of donger. Which was awkward because i was talking to my housemate at the same time. Particularly dangerous predicament as i was wearing my baggy hangin-about-the-house tracksuit bottom. Couldn't risk standing up till she left. Forget dangerwanking, dangerdongers are even more thrilling.


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    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    That picture of Denise Miliani in the other thread gave me a bit of donger. Which was awkward because i was talking to my housemate at the same time. Particularly dangerous predicament as i was wearing my baggy hangin-about-the-house tracksuit bottom. Couldn't risk standing up till she left. Forget dangerwanking, dangerdongers are even more thrilling.

    If you had a phone in your pocket, your username would have been pretty apt.


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    admiralofthefleet
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    a few days ago i had a right diamond cutter on me the same time the missus's mother called me downstairs


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    #29
    Johro
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

    You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour
    Think of yer ma. It'll be gone by 9:05 +10secs.


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    kowloon
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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Why do I never notice these?

    You don't know the secret handshake, leave this thread!


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    W.Shakes-Beer
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    Getting wood when driving from Dublin to Kerry isn't fun.

    And at about 8 in the morning its sure to be raging.

    Can hardly just pull over to the side of the road and crack one out.


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