Embarrassing situation

orourkeda

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour

Riamfada

watching 6:01 news

Sardonicat

Why do I never notice these?

orourkeda

Grimes wrote: »

watching 6:01 news

Young sharon has that effect. Was your boss gawking at it?

KeithM89_old

Groomsman at a wedding last summer. Wearing a fairly bright grey suit. Damn hot bridesmaids...:o

Mr. Manager

Just as you're about to press the bell o the bus to get off

Saila

orourkeda wrote: »

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

sorry how can you get an embarrasing boner doing these things
boner is za requirement for the above

OutlawPete

Swimming Pool :cool:

KeithM89_old

Used to always happen back in secondary school too - hated getting asked to stand up and read...:(

AntiMatter

Saila wrote: »

sorry how can you get an embarrasing boner doing these things

Apparently, he's somehow embarrassed by his boner during intercourse.

stevejr

Yeah Buses and trains are real awkwards, must be something to do with the vibrations.

Saila

9.05 am in an open plan office and it lasted half an hour

Latchy

About 3 hrs ago when my next doors neighbour ( who's away for christmas ) 23 year old blonde , blue eyed daughter knocked for the spare key


/ Instant boner

/ puts ear glass against bedroom wall

Plug

KeithM89 wrote: »

Used to always happen back in secondary school too - hated getting asked to stand up and read...:(

Lol, or when the bell goes off for the end of class, I used to either pin it back behind my belt or cover it with the school bag.

Dave!

When Madeline McCann was kidnapped

dubtom

Back when I was in tech I walked past a class with the door open, the teacher was standing there with a child in his arms and the child's mother standing talking to him and he had a massive boner on him. I still wonder what the cause of the boner was,the child or the woman.

tommyhaas

''You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton''

-Superbad

Tar.Aldarion

orourkeda wrote: »

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour

*small penis alert*

andrew cross

Dave! wrote: »

When Madeline McCann was kidnapped

o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:

KeithM89_old

andrew cross wrote: »

o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Thats what she said...

parker kent

orourkeda wrote: »

Young sharon has that effect. Was your boss gawking at it?

Young??? :eek:

As for embarrassing boners, the swimming pool/anywhere with swimwear is pretty hard to beat (pun intended!). I imagine getting one during an "intimate" examination by a doctor or nurse would be pretty embarrassing. Not that I ever have of course, ahem :pac:

Dave!

andrew cross wrote: »

o god i think this is going to end badly:eek::eek::eek::eek:

That's what she said

KeithM89_old

KeithM89 wrote: »

Thats what she said...

Dave! wrote: »

That's what she said

Got there first...
Suck it !! :p

Conor108

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Just as you're about to press the bell o the bus to get off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCCd9-AjAc

Dave!

KeithM89 wrote: »

Got there first...
Suck it !! :p

That was my moment to shine. I hate you.

fonecrusher1

That picture of Denise Miliani in the other thread gave me a bit of donger. Which was awkward because i was talking to my housemate at the same time. Particularly dangerous predicament as i was wearing my baggy hangin-about-the-house tracksuit bottom. Couldn't risk standing up till she left. Forget dangerwanking, dangerdongers are even more thrilling.

parker kent

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

That picture of Denise Miliani in the other thread gave me a bit of donger. Which was awkward because i was talking to my housemate at the same time. Particularly dangerous predicament as i was wearing my baggy hangin-about-the-house tracksuit bottom. Couldn't risk standing up till she left. Forget dangerwanking, dangerdongers are even more thrilling.

If you had a phone in your pocket, your username would have been pretty apt.

admiralofthefleet

a few days ago i had a right diamond cutter on me the same time the missus's mother called me downstairs

Johro

orourkeda wrote: »

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

You know that absolutely raging horn that can be seen from outer space and you get at 9.05 am in an open plan office and lasts half an hour

Think of yer ma. It'll be gone by 9:05 +10secs.

kowloon

Sardonicat wrote: »

Why do I never notice these?

You don't know the secret handshake, leave this thread!

W.Shakes-Beer

Getting wood when driving from Dublin to Kerry isn't fun.

And at about 8 in the morning its sure to be raging.

Can hardly just pull over to the side of the road and crack one out.

MagicMarker

KeithM89 wrote: »

Used to always happen back in secondary school too - hated getting asked to stand up and read...:(

Ah yes, many an intimate moment was had with the underside of the desk.

arybvtcw0eolkf

orourkeda wrote: »

When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

Since hitting 44 it seem's I've more embarrassing 'non-boners'

Wolfe Tone

Yeah, the jacket was hung over my arm and held in front of me for no reason.....

jugger0

Conor108 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCCd9-AjAc

Jesus the girls in that video... :eek: even the one in the wheelchair wasnt bad.

ro_chez

Goddamn take it into your own hands man tbh roflcopter lolcat etc...

Scram

Dave! wrote: »

When Madeline McCann was kidnapped

I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.

Coeurdepirate

Scram wrote: »

I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.

I thought the same tbh, even for after hours

Wolfe Tone

Dave! wrote: »

When Madeline McCann was kidnapped

Dont you mean whenever Berbs touches a football? I guess you never stand in the pub when the footys on!

adamski8

Scram wrote: »

Dave! wrote: »

When Madeline McCann was kidnapped

I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.

yeah i agree, there wasnt proof of a kidnapping, she was probably killed and sliced up by her parents.
Shame on you dave, get your facts right!

Celly Smunt

Scram wrote: »

I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.

Coeurdepirate wrote: »

I thought the same tbh, even for after hours

since when did we all get so self righteous here?

Dave!

Controversial joke is controversial

ro_chez

Scram wrote: »

I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.

I had a crazy idea..now please, Im not a kiddy tinfiddler or anything but...maybe you have deep seated issues with internet moderators!!


Let the flame war begin :eek:

Celly Smunt

ro_chez wrote: »

I had a crazy idea..now please, Im not a kiddy tinfiddler or anything but...maybe you have deep seated issues with internet moderators!!


Let the flame war begin :eek:

i can feel the essence of the ban hammer blowing in my face

ro_chez

pmcmahon wrote: »

i can feel the essence of the ban hammer blowing in my face

Are you one of those also? Dont worry..I wont mention it

Celly Smunt

ro_chez wrote: »

Are you one of those also? Dont worry..I wont mention it

thanks buddy,you rock man

2 stroke

I don't understand why lads get embarrassed for getting a noticable boner. I'd be more embarrassed if mine wasn't noticable.
The only times I've been embarrased to have a boner is when the only hottie around was one of my cousins or aunties. I've never been embarrassed among female friends or strangers.

Celly Smunt

2 stroke wrote: »

I don't understand why lads get embarrassed for getting a noticable boner. I'd be more embarrassed if mine wasn't noticable.
The only times I've been embarrased to have a boner is when the only hottie around was one of my cousins or aunties. I've never been embarrassed among female friends or strangers.

i wouldn't be embarrassed of having a boner around your cousins or aunts so why should you?

ro_chez

pmcmahon wrote: »

i wouldn't be embarrassed of having a boner around your cousins or aunts so why should you?

Hmmm, they could be "young" cousins...dude, i'd just bid goodnight if I were you

2 stroke

ro_chez wrote: »

Hmmm, they could be "young" cousins...dude, i'd just bid goodnight if I were you

My youngest cousin is 17, her mother is only 36. Together, they'd give a snowman a boner.

OutlawPete

Dave! wrote: »

Controversial joke is controversial

No, shite joke was shite.