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    #32
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Used to always happen back in secondary school too - hated getting asked to stand up and read...:(
    Ah yes, many an intimate moment was had with the underside of the desk.


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    #33
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    orourkeda wrote: »
    When was the last time that you had an embarrassing boner other than during intercourse or ****\dangerwanking.

    Since hitting 44 it seem's I've more embarrassing 'non-boners' :p


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    #34
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Yeah, the jacket was hung over my arm and held in front of me for no reason.....


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    #35
    jugger0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Conor108 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCCd9-AjAc

    Jesus the girls in that video... :eek: even the one in the wheelchair wasnt bad.


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    #36
    ro_chez
    Registered Users Posts: 574 ✭✭✭ro_chez


    Goddamn take it into your own hands man tbh roflcopter lolcat etc...


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    #37
    Scram
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    Dave! wrote: »
    When Madeline McCann was kidnapped

    I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

    The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

    There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.


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    #38
    Coeurdepirate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    Scram wrote: »
    I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

    The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

    There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.
    I thought the same tbh, even for after hours


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    #39
    Wolfe Tone
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    Dave! wrote: »
    When Madeline McCann was kidnapped
    Dont you mean whenever Berbs touches a football? I guess you never stand in the pub when the footys on!


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    #40
    adamski8
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    Scram wrote: »
    Dave! wrote: »
    When Madeline McCann was kidnapped
    I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

    The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

    There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.
    yeah i agree, there wasnt proof of a kidnapping, she was probably killed and sliced up by her parents.
    Shame on you dave, get your facts right!


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    #41
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Scram wrote: »
    I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

    The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

    There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.
    Coeurdepirate wrote: »
    I thought the same tbh, even for after hours

    since when did we all get so self righteous here?


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    #42
    Dave!
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    Controversial joke is controversial


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    #43
    ro_chez
    Registered Users Posts: 574 ✭✭✭ro_chez


    Scram wrote: »
    I dont normally complain about stuff but I find that comment to be very wrong and distasteful.

    The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

    There seems to be double standards around here for moderators and bans etc.

    I had a crazy idea..now please, Im not a kiddy tinfiddler or anything but...maybe you have deep seated issues with internet moderators!!


    Let the flame war begin :eek:


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    #44
    Celly Smunt
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    ro_chez wrote: »
    I had a crazy idea..now please, Im not a kiddy tinfiddler or anything but...maybe you have deep seated issues with internet moderators!!


    Let the flame war begin :eek:

    i can feel the essence of the ban hammer blowing in my face


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    #45
    ro_chez
    Registered Users Posts: 574 ✭✭✭ro_chez


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    i can feel the essence of the ban hammer blowing in my face

    Are you one of those also? Dont worry..I wont mention it ;)


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    #46
    Celly Smunt
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    ro_chez wrote: »
    Are you one of those also? Dont worry..I wont mention it ;)

    thanks buddy,you rock man


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    #47
    2 stroke
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    I don't understand why lads get embarrassed for getting a noticable boner. I'd be more embarrassed if mine wasn't noticable.
    The only times I've been embarrased to have a boner is when the only hottie around was one of my cousins or aunties. I've never been embarrassed among female friends or strangers.


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    #48
    Celly Smunt
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    2 stroke wrote: »
    I don't understand why lads get embarrassed for getting a noticable boner. I'd be more embarrassed if mine wasn't noticable.
    The only times I've been embarrased to have a boner is when the only hottie around was one of my cousins or aunties. I've never been embarrassed among female friends or strangers.

    i wouldn't be embarrassed of having a boner around your cousins or aunts so why should you?


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    #49
    ro_chez
    Registered Users Posts: 574 ✭✭✭ro_chez


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    i wouldn't be embarrassed of having a boner around your cousins or aunts so why should you?


    Hmmm, they could be "young" cousins...dude, i'd just bid goodnight if I were you :o


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    #50
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    ro_chez wrote: »
    Hmmm, they could be "young" cousins...dude, i'd just bid goodnight if I were you :o

    My youngest cousin is 17, her mother is only 36. Together, they'd give a snowman a boner.


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    #51
    OutlawPete
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    Dave! wrote: »
    Controversial joke is controversial

    No, shite joke was shite.


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    #52
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
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    2 stroke wrote: »
    My youngest cousin is 17, her mother is only 36. Together, they'd give a snowman a boner.

    Soo your relatives give you a boner?


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    #53
    seanbmc
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    No, shite joke was shite.


    Shíte joke or not, no reason for people to overreact/get offended.


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    #54
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    seanbmc wrote: »
    Shíte joke or not, no reason for people to overreact/get offended.

    If jokes like that are going to be allowed, then reaction to them has to be allowed.


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    #55
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    Just as you're about to press the bell o the bus to get off :o

    Lulz!!!! Man.... how do you get off (pun unintentional) I mean... you must have walked like as if you had a hump :D
    stevejr wrote: »
    Yeah Buses and trains are real awkwards, must be something to do with the vibrations.

    Ah sher, depends on where you sit
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    a few days ago i had a right diamond cutter on me the same time the missus's mother called me downstairs

    Diamond cutter - that's a hilarious expression.....
    baz2009 wrote: »
    Soo your relatives give you a boner?

    Not going in there......


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    #56
    THall04
    Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭THall04


    Gasping for a pint one Friday evening , a few years ago , I was getting a bit pissed off with one of the two girls I was sharing a house with , was taking too long to get ready.
    Eventually she arrives in the kitchen , where myself and the other girl staying in the house had been patiently waiting , sitting at the kitchen table.
    “About feckin’ time” says the girl sitting at the table…….in response to this the other girl gives her a big sloppy kiss on the side of her face , covering her in lipstick.

    “Aww for f**k sake “ says the girl sitting at the table……at that point the girl standing ,grabs the other girl’s head , holding it tight to her breast and starts wiping away the lipstick with a dampened tissue.
    For what seemed like a very long time (but probably only about 30 seconds) I watched as the girl sitting opposite me groan as she had her face gently cleansed while being imprisoned within her friends ample bosom.

    “OK lets go!” says the girl standing……..but I couldn’t stand ….nor could I explain why I couldn’t stand……


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    #57
    FruitLover
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    Scram wrote: »
    The fact that your a Moderator makes it even more shocking. I dont think moderators should setting the example of posts like that on here.

    Since when is 'Dave!' a moderator of After Hours?

    Also, I don't see anywhere it says that moderators are supposed to be some sort of paragons of morality.


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    #58
    Bosco boy
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    Dave! wrote: »
    Controversial joke is controversial

    Joke! Some sence of humour, pathetic!


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    #59
    Dardania
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    Bosco boy wrote: »
    Joke! Some sence of humour, pathetic!

    Madeline jokes have evolved to lose the meaniung associated with the original...it's a meme

    If you look at Dave's joke in terms of the original, yes it is offensve, but if you look at it in terms of the meme it's not.

    I reckon that people who look at it in terms of the original probably have children themselves...


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    #60
    Caoimhín
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    If it ever happens to me, i think about Wayne Rooney. That gets rid of it very quickly...


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    #61
    Bosco boy
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    Dardania wrote: »
    Madeline jokes have evolved to lose the meaniung associated with the original...it's a meme

    If you look at Dave's joke in terms of the original, yes it is offensve, but if you look at it in terms of the meme it's not.

    I reckon that people who look at it in terms of the original probably have children themselves...

    You shouldn't need to have children to understand right and wrong and decency!


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