overhearing others having sex

ascanbe · 27-12-2010 10:55PM

Whatever about overhearing others having sex, overhearing yourself having sex would be truly discomfiting.

Princess Peach · 27-12-2010 10:55PM

I go around to complain about the noise

Public poll :pac:

I hate it, gives me the willies. Think it came from my brothers creaky mattress and his loud girlfriend years ago.

Wurly · 27-12-2010 10:58PM

I go around to complain about the noise

deepsouthtalla wrote: »

jance*

*name's changed for some reason

Couldn't you have thought up a better name than 'Jance'??

Is that even a name?:)

Walkman · 27-12-2010 11:06PM

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Deleted User wrote: »

Hah, I wonder how many people that voted "****" realised it was a public poll.

I did, we all do it and walkman's not my real name so feck it.

Tar.Aldarion · 27-12-2010 11:11PM

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

jerk it like its 1999

Mrmoe · 27-12-2010 11:14PM

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Despite the fact that you might be able to escape the nise there is no escaping creaky vibrating floor boards and your house mate coming into your room looking for a second rubber:pac:

Overheal · 27-12-2010 11:14PM

I go around to complain about the noise

Hate them both? complain.

Is the dude hideous? Awkward

Is she hot? ****.

AnonoBoy · 27-12-2010 11:15PM

For you Blobby I'd say it's more confusion you're feeling rather than anything else.

"What is that sound? Isn't it the sound Mammy and Daddy used to make when I was sent to my room for quiet-alone-Blobby time?"

Krieg · 27-12-2010 11:22PM

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuw0SEHCkfs

plein de force · 28-12-2010 12:43AM

I go around to complain about the noise

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

A friend of mine used to hear the couple in the flat directly above hers going at it.
According to her, the guy used to actually say "Who's your daddy?" at the top of his voice. I've been around but I didnt know people said that in real life.

i didn't think people said it in real life either until i was staying in my mate's house after a night out before. i could hear the couple next door through the paper thin walls going at it. she sounded like she was being bludgeoned to death for 10 minutes then roaring "harder daddy i've been a very naughty girl"

Joey the lips · 28-12-2010 12:46AM

I get a hump.....

punchdrunk · 28-12-2010 12:52AM

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

feelingstressed,& stanley1 have no joy in their lives!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 28-12-2010 12:52AM

My flatmate is a dominatix and hardly ever closes here door, so I don't think she cares if I can hear or not. I don't think she'd be bother if I outmoaned here either.

I did see a lovely screenshot once where someone's neighbour had changes the name of the router to "we cam hear you having sex".

Princess Peach · 28-12-2010 12:54AM

I go around to complain about the noise

I now realise that a few people have heard me alright

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 28-12-2010 12:55AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I now realise that a few people have heard me alright

... Julia???

punchdrunk · 28-12-2010 12:58AM

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

... Julia???

BUSTED!!

fattybumbum · 28-12-2010 09:45PM

I go around to complain about the noise

i was living in a rented house with a couple and 1 other guy. the couple broke up after i had lived there about 9months, they had been together about 5years. about a month after they broke she came over. they had a blazing row downstairs. eventually i went downstairs when it went quiet. as i walked past their room they were loudly going at it...so i left the house for a while...
when i came back he had gone to work, she was gone. when he came back from the bar he worked in he had brought home a waitress...and went at it again!!! i had never heard anything from them before...so twice in one day..with 2 different women...was all a bit much for me!!

Taco Corp · 28-12-2010 10:02PM

during college one of my housemates would have her boyfriend over for a weekend of riding...

he would regularly finish off with a count down, shouting this out out loud..

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....BLAST OFF!!!

They were very a odd couple...

ShadowGal · 29-12-2010 12:42PM

If the couple are hot then its a turn on, if they arent then i dont want to know about it

29-12-2010 12:48PM

Poll lacks a "join in" choice.

ShadowGal · 29-12-2010 12:48PM

D wrote: »

Poll lacks a "join in" choice.

you wish heh heh

conorhal · 29-12-2010 01:57PM

Awwwwwkward...

I did a bizarre bit of accidental eavesdropping a while back that resulted in my learning way more about my neighbors then I anticipated or ever wanted to know.

Now technically I didn't actually hear them having sex, it was a lot more bizarre then that.
It appears that my neighbor and I both own the same brand of wireless headphones, I know this because on the odd occasion, I'll switch off a DVD and my headphones will pick up a signal from next door (usually he's gaming with headphones on), but one night I turned off the telly and my headphones were suddenly filled with a lot of grunting and groaning.

That left me momentarily confused until I realized that him next door must be slapping the salami to some porn with the headphones on so as not to alert the missus. After an initial ewww I was kind of amused by having busted my neighbor having a not so private as he thought shifty.
BUT there was something odd about the porn he was watching and I just couldn't put my finger on what it was that was odd about it, I just had a vague feeling that something wasn't quite right. Then it dawned on me.
None of the voices, groans or grunts were female. There was no falsetto moaning, just a bunch of male voices shouting "give it to me! YEAH!".

I tell you, I could never quite look his wife in the eyes again when we'd meet on the stairs.....

ottostreet · 29-12-2010 02:06PM

conorhal wrote: »

Awwwwwkward...

I did a bizarre bit of accidental eavesdropping a while back that resulted in my learning way more about my neighbors then I anticipated or ever wanted to know.

Now technically I didn't actually hear them having sex, it was a lot more bizarre then that.
It appears that my neighbor and I both own the same brand of wireless headphones, I know this because on the odd occasion, I'll switch off a DVD and my headphones will pick up a signal from next door (usually he's gaming with headphones on), but one night I turned off the telly and my headphones were suddenly filled with a lot of grunting and groaning.

That left me momentarily confused until I realized that him next door must be slapping the salami to some porn with the headphones on so as not to alert the missus. After an initial ewww I was kind of amused by having busted my neighbor having a not so private as he thought shifty.
BUT there was something odd about the porn he was watching and I just couldn't put my finger on what it was that was odd about it, I just had a vague feeling that something wasn't quite right. Then it dawned on me.
None of the voices, groans or grunts were female. There was no falsetto moaning, just a bunch of male voices shouting "give it to me! YEAH!".

I tell you, I could never quite look his wife in the eyes again when we'd meet on the stairs.....

Why? Because you didn't stop listening to your male neighbour choking the chicken to gay sex, despite not having to in any shape or form?

parker kent · 29-12-2010 02:15PM

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

conorhal wrote: »

That left me momentarily confused until I realized that him next door must be slapping the salami to some porn with the headphones on so as not to alert the missus. After an initial ewww I was kind of amused by having busted my neighbor having a not so private as he thought shifty.
BUT there was something odd about the porn he was watching and I just couldn't put my finger on what it was that was odd about it, I just had a vague feeling that something wasn't quite right. Then it dawned on me.
None of the voices, groans or grunts were female. There was no falsetto moaning, just a bunch of male voices shouting "give it to me! YEAH!".

I tell you, I could never quite look his wife in the eyes again when we'd meet on the stairs.....

Maybe it was the wife watching it, not the husband?

Conor Bourke · 29-12-2010 02:29PM

Oh, the joys of shared accomodation!

If you know the walls are thin/bed is noisy/people will just hear, would it stop any of you going for it? I'm not on about showboating, I'm just talking about the time when you reeeeeeally want a ride but you know the whole house will hear it. Would it put you off your stride?

tallaghtmick · 29-12-2010 02:35PM

valentines day of this year me and the ex where staying in a hotel and the very young couple next door (they where around 18/19) started to give it a go after about 3 mins and some fake screams later it was over......cue loud laughter from ourselves

BigDuffman · 29-12-2010 03:42PM

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

Staying over in a friends house at 13 heard the parents going at it like the clappers. He was mortified, I couldn't help but snigger away.

Staying in a hotel for a few weeks in England, there was a a girl next door for a few days, she was quite vocal when she was "amusing herself". Saw her on the way down to breakfast one of the mornings and she was hot!

Cue fantasies of cheezey porn like knocks on the door in the middle of the night!

whatsamsn · 29-12-2010 03:44PM

I grab my girlfriend and try to outmoan them

How could I not vote for:
"I immediately begin to ****" lol

while of course shouting "go man, go"

SarahMs · 29-12-2010 03:55PM

My boyfriends brother and his girlfriend were staying with us for a few nights,one night after a few drinks they go at it, we just turned the TV up,when it all went quiet we turned the TV off and settled down only to hear his brother saying 'Jesus Rachel, that was the best sex we ever had'

*Rachel is his ex. Needless to say the current gf was not impressed. we had to listen to him begging for forgiveness the whole night. DOPE.

Agent Smith · 29-12-2010 04:03PM

I usually play S-Club 7 really really loudly

overhearing others having sex

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