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What are your impossible ambitions?

  • 23-12-2010 11:39PM
    #1
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭


    Is there something that you've always really really wanted to do but know you'll never get the chance? It can be as serious or far fetched as you like.
    For instance, I've always wanted to travel into space. But unless I become extremely rich anytime soon thats not gonna happen!




















    Also Katy Perry ;)


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  • #2
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Sex.


  • #3
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Flight


  • #4
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Getting a job


  • #5
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I'd love to visit every country in the world. Doubt I'd have the time or the money to ever do so, though. And some of them (e.g North Korea) would be a bitch to get into.


  • #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Paying my Tax demand...:rolleyes:


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  • #7
    gonedrinking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    being rich by 30, never gonna happen, neeeever gonna happen


  • #8
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Impossibe is nothing - I'll vote going to space


  • #9
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    To be a normal person.

    Honestly.


  • #10
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Relive my childhood.

    I like my life now but it can't compare to back then. Friendships involved no drama and were genuine, Summer holidays seemed to last forever and summers were always warm, a fight was just that and the biggest worry you had was trying to avoid your ma when she called you in for the night.


  • #11
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Rubbing my arsecheeks off Kelly Brooks knocker nipples


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  • #12
    Mr. Loverman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    Eat a turd without getting corn stuck between my teeth.


  • #13
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Teabagging myself


  • #14
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Teabagging myself

    Quit thankswhoring?


  • #15
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Outdip Usain Bolt and Tyson Gay in the 100m in London. I think I might be too old at this stage. Ah well, I can still dream of Quarterbacking the Packers to Superbowl glory, while simultaneously winning the world chess crown and solving the millenium Maths problems.

    Impossibe is nothing!


  • #16
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Write a screenplay that goes on to be so successful that I become known as the Irish Tarantino

    Buy Arnotts and turn it back into the Adelphi.

    Reopen Metro Burger.

    Marry Halle Berry.


  • #17
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Go back in time so I could fcuk about with and tinker with the settings of my life so as to alter my course of direction but it aint gonna happen :(


  • #18
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Latchy wrote: »
    Go back in time so I could fcuk about with and tinker with the settings of my life so as to alter my course of direction but it aint gonna happen :(

    The realisation that you're nearly middle aged and haven't done anything worthwhile with your life?

    We all come to it at some stage


  • #19
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Be able to correct typos and other mistakes in thread titles.


  • #20
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    I have always wanted to have babies but wont happen now because two pricks called brian sold my womb. Well done ye fcukers. Ive had baby names picked out and all. Aoife for girl, patrick or kevin for a boy. I love pregnant bellies too


  • #21
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Iwannahurl wrote: »
    Be able to correct typos and other mistakes in thread titles.


    :p


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  • #22
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    play rugby for munster.


  • #23
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Write a screenplay that goes on to be so successful that I become known as the Irish Tarantino

    Buy Arnotts and turn it back into the Adelphi.

    Reopen Metro Burger.

    Marry Halle Berry.

    Thats entirely doable.
    First you just go ahead and reopen Metro Burger (this shouldnt be much of a problem)
    The business will be so popular that you'll have burger joints all over the country. You'll make loads of money enabling you to become a majority share-holder in Arnotts thus giving you the power to turn it back to the Adelphi. You'll be rolling in it at this stage which will give you loads of free time to write your extremely successful screenplay.
    Due to this success you'll be able to get Halle Berry to star in your next movie which will give you ample opportunity to seduce her with your rugged good looks and huge...........................................post count. She wont be able to resist and you'll live happily ever after and come back to thank me. ;)


  • #24
    Fringe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    Reenact this scene.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgd46QiHz4I


  • #25
    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,801 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    Become a professional footballer... *sigh*


  • #26
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    THFC wrote: »
    Become a professional footballer... *sigh*

    Has to be the ultimate gift.

    To be paid millions to play football and have so many people on your side cheering for you as you do it.

    Yet, footballers in general tend to be a miserable shower of moaners, can never figure that out.

    You would think, with the hand they have been dealt, they would all be going around grinning like Cheshire fcuking cats.


  • #27
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    THFC wrote: »
    Become a professional footballer... *sigh*
    If titus bramble could do it, then you're surely not that far behind :pac:


  • #28
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    To be happy...

    *tear


  • #29
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    To be happy...

    *tear


    Just go to your sig ;)


  • #30
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    To be a ninja spy astronaut millionaire pornstar


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  • #31
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Like above, a professional footballer.

    Also:

    Professional darts player.

    Moneytree inventer.

    Heir to a billionaire.

    Get a six-pack. :D


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