What are your impossible ambitions?

El Guapo!

Is there something that you've always really really wanted to do but know you'll never get the chance? It can be as serious or far fetched as you like.
For instance, I've always wanted to travel into space. But unless I become extremely rich anytime soon thats not gonna happen!




















Also Katy Perry

DOC09UNAM

Sex.

KeithM89_old

Flight

orourkeda

Getting a job

KnifeWRENCH

I'd love to visit every country in the world. Doubt I'd have the time or the money to ever do so, though. And some of them (e.g North Korea) would be a bitch to get into.

galwayrush

Paying my Tax demand...:rolleyes:

gonedrinking

being rich by 30, never gonna happen, neeeever gonna happen

Oranage2

Impossibe is nothing - I'll vote going to space

Princess Peach

To be a normal person.

Honestly.

Turtyturd

Relive my childhood.

I like my life now but it can't compare to back then. Friendships involved no drama and were genuine, Summer holidays seemed to last forever and summers were always warm, a fight was just that and the biggest worry you had was trying to avoid your ma when she called you in for the night.

orourkeda

Rubbing my arsecheeks off Kelly Brooks knocker nipples

Mr. Loverman

Eat a turd without getting corn stuck between my teeth.

orourkeda

Teabagging myself

Turtyturd

orourkeda wrote: »

Teabagging myself

Quit thankswhoring?

Pherekydes

Outdip Usain Bolt and Tyson Gay in the 100m in London. I think I might be too old at this stage. Ah well, I can still dream of Quarterbacking the Packers to Superbowl glory, while simultaneously winning the world chess crown and solving the millenium Maths problems.

Impossibe is nothing!

OutlawPete

Write a screenplay that goes on to be so successful that I become known as the Irish Tarantino

Buy Arnotts and turn it back into the Adelphi.

Reopen Metro Burger.

Marry Halle Berry.

Latchy

Go back in time so I could fcuk about with and tinker with the settings of my life so as to alter my course of direction but it aint gonna happen

Oranage2

Latchy wrote: »

Go back in time so I could fcuk about with and tinker with the settings of my life so as to alter my course of direction but it aint gonna happen

The realisation that you're nearly middle aged and haven't done anything worthwhile with your life?

We all come to it at some stage

Iwannahurl

Be able to correct typos and other mistakes in thread titles.

ilovesleep

I have always wanted to have babies but wont happen now because two pricks called brian sold my womb. Well done ye fcukers. Ive had baby names picked out and all. Aoife for girl, patrick or kevin for a boy. I love pregnant bellies too

El Guapo!

Iwannahurl wrote: »

Be able to correct typos and other mistakes in thread titles.

marzic

play rugby for munster.

El Guapo!

OutlawPete wrote: »

Write a screenplay that goes on to be so successful that I become known as the Irish Tarantino

Buy Arnotts and turn it back into the Adelphi.

Reopen Metro Burger.

Marry Halle Berry.

Thats entirely doable.
First you just go ahead and reopen Metro Burger (this shouldnt be much of a problem)
The business will be so popular that you'll have burger joints all over the country. You'll make loads of money enabling you to become a majority share-holder in Arnotts thus giving you the power to turn it back to the Adelphi. You'll be rolling in it at this stage which will give you loads of free time to write your extremely successful screenplay.
Due to this success you'll be able to get Halle Berry to star in your next movie which will give you ample opportunity to seduce her with your rugged good looks and huge...........................................post count. She wont be able to resist and you'll live happily ever after and come back to thank me.

Fringe

Reenact this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgd46QiHz4I

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Become a professional footballer... *sigh*

OutlawPete

THFC wrote: »

Become a professional footballer... *sigh*

Has to be the ultimate gift.

To be paid millions to play football and have so many people on your side cheering for you as you do it.

Yet, footballers in general tend to be a miserable shower of moaners, can never figure that out.

You would think, with the hand they have been dealt, they would all be going around grinning like Cheshire fcuking cats.

DOC09UNAM

THFC wrote: »

Become a professional footballer... *sigh*

If titus bramble could do it, then you're surely not that far behind :pac:

Alter-Ego

To be happy...

*tear

El Guapo!

Alter-Ego wrote: »

To be happy...

*tear

Just go to your sig

omahaid

To be a ninja spy astronaut millionaire pornstar

TanG411

Like above, a professional footballer.

Also:

Professional darts player.

Moneytree inventer.

Heir to a billionaire.

Get a six-pack.

scoll

Be a fly on the wall in anyone's house I wanted.

mrfantastico

to party with the crew from jersey shore

Iwannahurl

omahaid wrote: »

To be a ninja spy astronaut millionaire pornstar

In space no one can hear you spend.

t0mm13b

not to procrastinate...

seriously, would love to write a computer operating system... but meh, real life happens...

Retrovertigo

Dean09 wrote: »

For instance, I've always wanted to travel into space. But unless I become extremely rich anytime soon thats not gonna happen!

I'll PM you my dealers number, he can do it for a fiver.

Svetti Arss

To write, direct and star in a porno with Destinys Child. Alas it will never happen as they split up a few years ago.

Latchy

Oranage2 wrote: »

The realisation that you're nearly middle aged and haven't done anything worthwhile with your life?

We all come to it at some stage

I've done lot's of worthwhile things in my life and like many could have achieved a lot more only circumstances and events can get in the way, throwing you off balance .

Going back in time would allow the correction of the imbalances

W.Shakes-Beer

Nothing is impossible

Birneybau

Not really an optimistic thought but the best way of acieving your ambitions is to lower them, drastically.

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.

P.s., not my actual opionion, paraphrasing from a song I heard.

scientific1982

Immortality. Dont think its beyond my reach though.

AgileMyth

Pfft...
This thread reads like a checklist of easy stuff I've done.

Latchy

Niel Armstrong as a kid was playing ball with his pal when the ball flys into middle aged neighbours garden .So he goes into garden to get ball from under window when he hears....

Her '' Oral sex ?.... you want oral sex ? ...haaaa , the day the kid next door lands on the moon you'll get oral sex ''

( Urban Myth ?

Now while above may not be true you can only wonder about that middle aged mans 'impossible' ambitions to have oral sex

tony1kenobi

I'd like to have given her one more chance.

brummytom

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Sex.

^^^^

This

orourkeda

To have a 10 inch flute in adulthood.

The 14 inch ones are just too much like hard work.

Princess Peach

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Sex.

brummytom wrote: »

^^^^

This

You two could swap numbers?

Morf3h

Crew on a boat in the Volvo Ocean Race

Gneez

http://static.griefwatch.net/gallery/fb32359d628d68d1b7d5d4a92e041feb.png

I want to kill as many people as stalin

rannerap

Retrovertigo wrote: »

I'll PM you my dealers number, he can do it for a fiver.

what a bargain! I'l take two

TeddyTedson

to become a mod with the super powers