What are your impossible ambitions?

scoll

Be a fly on the wall in anyone's house I wanted.

mrfantastico

to party with the crew from jersey shore

Iwannahurl

omahaid wrote: »

To be a ninja spy astronaut millionaire pornstar

In space no one can hear you spend.

t0mm13b

not to procrastinate...

seriously, would love to write a computer operating system... but meh, real life happens...

Retrovertigo

Dean09 wrote: »

For instance, I've always wanted to travel into space. But unless I become extremely rich anytime soon thats not gonna happen!

I'll PM you my dealers number, he can do it for a fiver.

Svetti Arss

To write, direct and star in a porno with Destinys Child. Alas it will never happen as they split up a few years ago.

Latchy

Oranage2 wrote: »

The realisation that you're nearly middle aged and haven't done anything worthwhile with your life?

We all come to it at some stage

I've done lot's of worthwhile things in my life and like many could have achieved a lot more only circumstances and events can get in the way, throwing you off balance .

Going back in time would allow the correction of the imbalances

W.Shakes-Beer

Nothing is impossible

Birneybau

Not really an optimistic thought but the best way of acieving your ambitions is to lower them, drastically.

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.

P.s., not my actual opionion, paraphrasing from a song I heard.

scientific1982

Immortality. Dont think its beyond my reach though.

AgileMyth

Pfft...
This thread reads like a checklist of easy stuff I've done.

Latchy

Niel Armstrong as a kid was playing ball with his pal when the ball flys into middle aged neighbours garden .So he goes into garden to get ball from under window when he hears....

Her '' Oral sex ?.... you want oral sex ? ...haaaa , the day the kid next door lands on the moon you'll get oral sex ''

( Urban Myth ?

Now while above may not be true you can only wonder about that middle aged mans 'impossible' ambitions to have oral sex

tony1kenobi

I'd like to have given her one more chance.

brummytom

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Sex.

^^^^

This

orourkeda

To have a 10 inch flute in adulthood.

The 14 inch ones are just too much like hard work.

Princess Peach

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Sex.

brummytom wrote: »

^^^^

This

You two could swap numbers?

Morf3h

Crew on a boat in the Volvo Ocean Race

Gneez

http://static.griefwatch.net/gallery/fb32359d628d68d1b7d5d4a92e041feb.png

I want to kill as many people as stalin

rannerap

Retrovertigo wrote: »

I'll PM you my dealers number, he can do it for a fiver.

what a bargain! I'l take two

TeddyTedson

to become a mod with the super powers

Aisling(",)

Not a ridiculously ambitious one but I would love to get onto tv some day.
My boyfriends been on a few different things through his hobbies and some tv bits and now hes possibly getting extra work.I'm crazy jealous.
I'm studying film and broadcasting in college and still doubt I'll get anywhere near the small screen.

To become a billionaire playboy and spend my time racing Ferraris, playing water polo, breading race horses, that sort of thing.

Waterfordlass

Lick melted Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge ice cream off George Clooneys naked body.

Dangerous Man

Clean up Ireland; force dodgy TDs, politicians, councillers, etc., to eat broken lumps of glass until they die. Kill their families / children / babies / friends - no more digouts or black rat political dynasties.

Drag their corpses through the streets of Dublin Somalia-style. Strip them and hang them from a makeshift scaffold with hastily-scrawled cardboard signs placed around their necks. Set fire to their bodies and then let the blood-thirsty crowd stamp and kick their corrupt bloated bodies into the ground. Loot their homes, smash their windows - set fire to it all.

I think it's good to have dreams - it's normal.

CorkMan

This is not impossible, it is an ambition of mine.

Tap Barack Obama for €20.

Hank_Jones

All I want really is to create something that will live after I die.
Be it write a book, make a film, write a song.

Something good though, so that's me fcuked....

bonerm

OutlawPete wrote: »

To be paid millions to play football and have so many people on your side cheering for you as you do it.

Yet, footballers in general tend to be a miserable shower of moaners, can never figure that out.

Take playing a simple game like football and turn into a unbelievably high-pressured competitive job, where you're not encouraged to express yourself and must only to perform exactly to the instructions of your manager in your job, where winning awards is actually demanded, not just a bonus, with millions of people watching you doing your job just waiting for you to make a mistake, where fellow professionals are waiting in the wings for you to make a mistake just so they can take your job from you .... professional football.

summerskin

to eat a giant panda before they become extinct.

mfceiling

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Clean up Ireland; force dodgy TDs, politicians, councillers, etc., to eat broken lumps of glass until they die. Kill their families / children / babies / friends - no more digouts or black rat political dynasties.

Drag their corpses through the streets of Dublin Somalia-style. Strip them and hang them from a makeshift scaffold with hastily-scrawled cardboard signs placed around their necks. Set fire to their bodies and then let the blood-thirsty crowd stamp and kick their corrupt bloated bodies into the ground. Loot their homes, smash their windows - set fire to it all.

I think it's good to have dreams - it's normal.

Love to come to your house for xmas dinner:D

ottostreet

I'd love to have gone down the route of professional motorsport, with the ambition of getting into Formula 1.