Funniest thing you have read in a cubicle

Panthro · 20-12-2010 11:07PM #1

Ok AH,

We have all been in a cubicle at some stage or other, In the male cubicles there is always without fail at least 1 if not all of the following:

Some phone number with something like "if you want gay sex call" written alongside it.
A drawing of a penis/vagina/both (who the hell brings a pen into the cubicle and decides to draw a penis?!)
"Deco/anto/etc woz ere"
"IRA"...nothing else, just "IRA"

So, whats the funniest thing you have seen in a cubicle?

(Token "your ma" reply is my contribution)

Poly · 20-12-2010 11:10PM

"I fcuked your Mother"

Below it written on a later date

"Da, go home, you're drunk"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 20-12-2010 11:11PM

"Give them a hi viz jacket and they think they're God"

Rosslare ferry port. Just made me laugh for some reason

Hellm0 · 20-12-2010 11:12PM

In a public toilet in Lanesborough, written above a straight horizontal line about 6ft off the ground...

"If you can piss this high apply to the Lanesborough fire chief at xx-xxxxxxx"

KeithM89_old · 20-12-2010 11:13PM

"Theres no bog-roll....

....made you look"

On the back of the door:
"If your reading this, your probably doing a shit"

"I shat on the seat the last time i was here"

crow_eat_crow · 20-12-2010 11:15PM

"We'll never forget you Jimmy Sands"

Package · 20-12-2010 11:17PM

there are some classics,, and some really idiotic sayings.

the best one ive seen is.

"Only idiots write on public toilet walls"

stink of irony

KeithM89_old · 20-12-2010 11:17PM

crow_eat_crow wrote: »

"We'll never forget you Jimmy Sands"

Haha

:D
Best one yet..

whadabouchasir · 20-12-2010 11:17PM

the funniest I've seen was when someone wrote:"Nothing is impossible"
Then undernath it there was:
"Perpetual motion
Travelling at the speed of light
a bitch without complications."

Panthro · 20-12-2010 11:17PM

I was in one in the college earlier and on the right hand side it said:
"toilet tennis, look left!"
and on the left hand side it read:
"toilet tennis, look right!"

I tells ya, some how, at some point in time, a FAS boy(more than likely) thought of something mildly funny, and wrote it down on either side of that cubicle!

Dravokivich · 20-12-2010 11:17PM

RABBLE on a toilet seat...

...been meaning to upload that for ages!

:pac:

My name is URL · 20-12-2010 11:19PM

Written beside the flusher -

"Please wiggle handel", and someone else had written underneath it; "Will he wiggle bach?"

hairy sailor · 20-12-2010 11:20PM

there's no point standing on the seat,the crab's in here can jump 6 feet

lenoude · 20-12-2010 11:22PM

Here i sit broken hearted,
came to **** but only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance,
went to fart but shat my pants.

bonerm · 20-12-2010 11:23PM

In college our cubicle walls were used as very basic message board system of one person writing a rude comment and then the rest of the wall open to reply underneath. So, imagine 6ft white planks of white wood entirely covered in 16pt biro and marker comments from top to bottom. Thousands of words and every inch covered. You basically looked forward to taking a shíte just so you could read the latest comments.

Anyway one of the comments that was written there was :
"<Top professor of my faculty name here> is a fággot."

A couple of days later a reply appeared underneath:
"No I'm not and if I find out who wrote this I'm going to find you and rape your bottom."

Years later I still remember it. (I even like to believe that unlikely enough it was the man himself who wrote the reply).

orourkeda · 20-12-2010 11:23PM

wipe your arse \fanny and f*ck off

friendface · 20-12-2010 11:24PM

Drunk Octopus

Super-Rush · 20-12-2010 11:24PM

Flutterinbantam woz ere.

Xavi6 · 20-12-2010 11:25PM

The oul "Maynooth Arts Degree - please take one" beside the toilet roll always gets a snigger, especially as the missus has one

JONJO THE MISER · 20-12-2010 11:27PM

As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls.

Rawhead · 20-12-2010 11:27PM

Building site portaloo in London years ago..
"Don't beam me now Scotty, I'm having a shiiiiiiiiiiiii"

BarryDoodles · 20-12-2010 11:27PM

At the bottom of the door; "BEWARE of gay limbo dancers"

pebbles21 · 20-12-2010 11:30PM

Polish go home!

but leave yer women here

and take ours with ye

Colilfc · 20-12-2010 11:30PM

The joke is not up here it's in your hands.

TheDriver · 20-12-2010 11:31PM

In Boole Jacks in UCC years ago (name blocked for privacy reasons) but someone went to an awful of thought:

"Patrick *****'s mother sucks the cock of Satan"

jimthemental · 20-12-2010 11:31PM

"Confucius said: Any fool can piss on the floor but it takes a hero to **** on the ceiling."

"Here I sit and contemplate,
Should I **** or masturbate"

Both were on the wall of the jacks in my old job.

Judgement Day · 20-12-2010 11:35PM

In the antiquated toilets at my secondary school (notorious for rotten food) somebody had written "pull the chain twice it's a long way to the kitchens" - always used to crack me up. Another was very high up over the wall length urinals in a Dublin pub - "if you're reading this you're probably going on your shoes".

SeaFields · 20-12-2010 11:37PM

TheDriver wrote: »

In Boole Jacks in UCC years ago

The boole jacks always had requests for information too.....

"Anyone know blonde one with pink bag in 2nd year psychology. Always sits at back left. Please leave her number".

If anyone ever got a ride out of that I salute them.