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Funniest thing you have read in a cubicle

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  • 20-12-2010 11:07pm
    #1
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,783 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok AH,

    We have all been in a cubicle at some stage or other, In the male cubicles there is always without fail at least 1 if not all of the following:

    Some phone number with something like "if you want gay sex call" written alongside it.
    A drawing of a penis/vagina/both (who the hell brings a pen into the cubicle and decides to draw a penis?!)
    "Deco/anto/etc woz ere"
    "IRA"...nothing else, just "IRA"

    So, whats the funniest thing you have seen in a cubicle?

    (Token "your ma" reply is my contribution)


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    #2
    Poly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,807 ✭✭✭Poly


    "I fcuked your Mother"

    Below it written on a later date

    "Da, go home, you're drunk"


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,244 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    "Give them a hi viz jacket and they think they're God"

    Rosslare ferry port. Just made me laugh for some reason

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #4
    Hellm0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    In a public toilet in Lanesborough, written above a straight horizontal line about 6ft off the ground...

    "If you can piss this high apply to the Lanesborough fire chief at xx-xxxxxxx"


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    #5
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    "Theres no bog-roll....




    ....made you look"


    On the back of the door:
    "If your reading this, your probably doing a shit"

    "I shat on the seat the last time i was here"


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    #6
    crow_eat_crow
    Registered Users Posts: 126 ✭✭crow_eat_crow


    "We'll never forget you Jimmy Sands"


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    #7
    Package
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Package


    there are some classics,, and some really idiotic sayings.

    the best one ive seen is.

    "Only idiots write on public toilet walls"

    stink of irony


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    crow_eat_crow wrote: »
    "We'll never forget you Jimmy Sands"

    Haha :D:D
    Best one yet.. :)


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    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    the funniest I've seen was when someone wrote:"Nothing is impossible"
    Then undernath it there was:
    "Perpetual motion
    Travelling at the speed of light
    a bitch without complications."


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    #10
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,783 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    I was in one in the college earlier and on the right hand side it said:
    "toilet tennis, look left!"
    and on the left hand side it read:
    "toilet tennis, look right!"

    I tells ya, some how, at some point in time, a FAS boy(more than likely) thought of something mildly funny, and wrote it down on either side of that cubicle!


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    RABBLE on a toilet seat...

    ...been meaning to upload that for ages!

    :pac:


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Written beside the flusher -

    "Please wiggle handel", and someone else had written underneath it; "Will he wiggle bach?"

    :D


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    hairy sailor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭hairy sailor


    there's no point standing on the seat,the crab's in here can jump 6 feet


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    #14
    lenoude
    Registered Users Posts: 229 ✭✭lenoude


    Here i sit broken hearted,
    came to **** but only farted.
    Yesterday I took a chance,
    went to fart but shat my pants.


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    #15
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    In college our cubicle walls were used as very basic message board system of one person writing a rude comment and then the rest of the wall open to reply underneath. So, imagine 6ft white planks of white wood entirely covered in 16pt biro and marker comments from top to bottom. Thousands of words and every inch covered. You basically looked forward to taking a shíte just so you could read the latest comments.

    Anyway one of the comments that was written there was :
    "<Top professor of my faculty name here> is a fággot."

    A couple of days later a reply appeared underneath:
    "No I'm not and if I find out who wrote this I'm going to find you and rape your bottom."

    Years later I still remember it. (I even like to believe that unlikely enough it was the man himself who wrote the reply).


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    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    wipe your arse \fanny and f*ck off


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    #17
    friendface
    Registered Users Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    Drunk Octopus :D


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    #18
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Flutterinbantam woz ere.


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    #19
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The oul "Maynooth Arts Degree - please take one" beside the toilet roll always gets a snigger, especially as the missus has one :D


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    #20
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls.


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    #21
    Rawhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Rawhead


    Building site portaloo in London years ago..
    "Don't beam me now Scotty, I'm having a shiiiiiiiiiiiii"


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    #22
    BarryDoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭BarryDoodles


    At the bottom of the door; "BEWARE of gay limbo dancers"


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    #23
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Polish go home!

    but leave yer women here

    and take ours with ye


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    #24
    Colilfc
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    The joke is not up here it's in your hands.


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    #25
    TheDriver
    Registered Users Posts: 12,429 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    In Boole Jacks in UCC years ago (name blocked for privacy reasons) but someone went to an awful of thought:

    "Patrick *****'s mother sucks the cock of Satan"


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    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    "Confucius said: Any fool can piss on the floor but it takes a hero to **** on the ceiling."


    "Here I sit and contemplate,
    Should I **** or masturbate"

    Both were on the wall of the jacks in my old job.


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    #27
    Judgement Day
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,549 ✭✭✭✭Judgement Day


    In the antiquated toilets at my secondary school (notorious for rotten food) somebody had written "pull the chain twice it's a long way to the kitchens" - always used to crack me up. Another was very high up over the wall length urinals in a Dublin pub - "if you're reading this you're probably going on your shoes".


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    #28
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    TheDriver wrote: »
    In Boole Jacks in UCC years ago

    The boole jacks always had requests for information too.....

    "Anyone know blonde one with pink bag in 2nd year psychology. Always sits at back left. Please leave her number".

    If anyone ever got a ride out of that I salute them.


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    #29
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Free Bobby Sands

    ...and under it, written...

    with every pack of Cornflakes


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    #30
    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    In my old job someone actually put a piece of sh1t on the wall of a cubicle and wrote "sh1t" in marker with an arrow pointing at the poo!


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    animaal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 815 ✭✭✭animaal


    Thought this was pretty good...


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