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Anyone else like me? Shampoo and Toilet Paper

kjl · 2010-12-07 23:30:57

So about 2 years ago I decided to stop using shampoo because I was always running out, after about 3 months my hair got used to it and now believe it or not it looks better and is cleaner than it ever was before. I always used to wash my bum after going to the toilet, I used to clean it with paper first, and just wash to…

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#392 14-12-2010 05:43AM

jackiebaron

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Go for it OP,

I used to wash my pits.....now I just spray a load of Pledge under my arms to mask the hideous odour. Also I don't bother washing my knob either. My knickers stick to my bell-end most days and pluck off the crust when I take them off. Feet too. Just let the dog lick them. Although he has been puking more of late.
Now as for my arse....after you take a dump, just sit there until your asshole dries out. Not a bother! And hair...easy. When you've had a fry-up just allow the pan-grease to cool down then plaster it all into your head. The gloss is amazing and if you sweat during the day and it all starts to dribble down your face you can just clear it with your hand and lick it off. Delicious.
Now onto teeth and breath. Pickled onions and garlics everyday for your breath. Natural disinfectant and don't forget to gargle with the vinegar either.

Man, the amount of pussy I get!!!

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#393 14-12-2010 07:55AM

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Hate toilet roll myself by now... The Spray is the future.

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#394 14-12-2010 12:17PM

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:eek: what a thread cant believe i read it all :cool:

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