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Anyone else like me? Shampoo and Toilet Paper

kjl · 2010-12-07 23:30:57

So about 2 years ago I decided to stop using shampoo because I was always running out, after about 3 months my hair got used to it and now believe it or not it looks better and is cleaner than it ever was before. I always used to wash my bum after going to the toilet, I used to clean it with paper first, and just wash to…

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#392 14-12-2010 4:00am
vibe666

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you're wasting your time mate, it turns out the OP doesn't give a crap about the environment. it turns out he does wash his hair with water, just without shampoo.

he's also convinced that ordinary soap kills all his arse germs and he can't be convinced otherwise, despite being told several times by more than one person.

MRSA can quite happily survive just about any toxic cleaning substance and e-coli & salmonella are increasingly resistant to multiple antibacterial substances, but he's convinced that a scrub with a bar of soap is all that's needed to keep him germ free. :rolleyes:

just keep your fingers crossed he doesn't work in your local sandwich shop.

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#393 14-12-2010 5:43am
jackiebaron

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Go for it OP,

I used to wash my pits.....now I just spray a load of Pledge under my arms to mask the hideous odour. Also I don't bother washing my knob either. My knickers stick to my bell-end most days and pluck off the crust when I take them off. Feet too. Just let the dog lick them. Although he has been puking more of late.
Now as for my arse....after you take a dump, just sit there until your asshole dries out. Not a bother! And hair...easy. When you've had a fry-up just allow the pan-grease to cool down then plaster it all into your head. The gloss is amazing and if you sweat during the day and it all starts to dribble down your face you can just clear it with your hand and lick it off. Delicious.
Now onto teeth and breath. Pickled onions and garlics everyday for your breath. Natural disinfectant and don't forget to gargle with the vinegar either.

Man, the amount of pussy I get!!!

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#394 14-12-2010 7:55am
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Hate toilet roll myself by now... The Spray is the future.

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#395 14-12-2010 12:17pm
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:eek: what a thread cant believe i read it all :cool:

Love the tags
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