Anyone else like me? Shampoo and Toilet Paper

kjl

So about 2 years ago I decided to stop using shampoo because I was always running out, after about 3 months my hair got used to it and now believe it or not it looks better and is cleaner than it ever was before.

I always used to wash my bum after going to the toilet, I used to clean it with paper first, and just wash to get a proper clean. Then last year, I just stopped using the paper altogether.

So I suppose my question is, am I crazy? Is there anyone else out there like me. I read somewhere that 27000 trees are cut down everyday to make toilet paper for the world. And that one person washes down almost 10 gallons of shampoo a year, which is water that can not be recycled. So maybe if we all did this it would help save the environment.

Thoughts?

Dudess

You used to wash your bum after going to the toilet?

James2693

No, just no

kjl

Yes, I used to use paper then wash, now I just wash.

KeithM89_old

Theres nothing worse than taking a massive dump only to see theres no bog-roll. I couldnt last a day, let alone forever without toilet paper...

orourkeda

Just wipe your arse will you

jfrmbray

please please please tell me you use a bidet

Cheap Thrills!

That's just smelly.

TheZohanS

I bet you get all the chicks with your greasy hair and your smelly hole.

kjl

Funny thing is, when I only use paper, it is more dirty than washing with soap and water.

smokie2008

Try use a brillo pad for your hole!!

kjl

jfrmbray wrote: »

please please please tell me you use a bidet

of course.

orourkeda

are you muslim?

Cheap Thrills!

How do you manage in public toilets? Other peoples houses? Don't tell me you dry your hole with their towels? Do you wash with your hand or some facecloth someone left around.......euuwww

You mucky pup

Kylo Ren

God damn hippies!! Why, back in my day...

WindSock

Use shampoo on your bottom. Then you are solving all your problems in one go.

4zn76tysfajdxp

kjl wrote: »

of course.

Thanks bidet god.

kjl

orourkeda wrote: »

are you muslim?

No

kjl

kjl wrote: »

Thoughts?

You're not serious. How do you wash your arse when out and about, there are no sinks in cubicles in hotels, bars, restaurants and most workplaces WCs ? Do you only have a dump at home and then straight into the shower ? Or do you actually wash your arse on its own ?

Maybe the shampoo is true, before I shaved my head I used lots of it, couldn't imagine the hair looking too good without it.

CreepingDeath

kjl wrote: »

Thoughts?

Are you from the travelling community ?

Senna

There's plenty of things i could give up, but Shampoo and Toilet Paper are right up there with food and water.

strokemyclover

TheZohan wrote: »

I bet you get all the chicks with your greasy hair and your smelly hole.

Else he gets all the inmates with his greasy hole and smelly hair

orourkeda

kjl wrote: »

No

Thank god for that.

kjl

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

How do you manage in public toilets? Other peoples houses? Don't tell me you dry your hole with their towels? Do you wash with your hand or some facecloth someone left around.......euuwww

You mucky pup

I try to avoid using public toilets, but I carry around baby wipes for just such an emergency.

Iron Hide

is toilet roll after goin up in the budget too?

Oh_Noes

What do you "wash" your bum with? Fabreeze?

If you're using a sponge then surely you have a very mucky sponge within a few days. A facecloth maybe?

Either you have some very manky cloths/sponges/scrubby brushes or else I have an excessively rich diet.

Joey the lips

Dont stand beside me in mass.....

kjl

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Are you from the travelling community ?

yes, we have internet in the caravans now. ffs

Cheap Thrills!

kjl wrote: »

I try to avoid using public toilets, but I carry around baby wipes for just such an emergency.

I'm pretty sure baby wipes are less biodegradable than bog roll.

FreudianSlippers

Dudess wrote: »

You used to wash your bum after going to the toilet?

bidet!

Asphyxia

Whatever about shampoo but toilet paper seriously! :eek: :eek: Never could I do it.