Anyone else like me? Shampoo and Toilet Paper

kjl

So about 2 years ago I decided to stop using shampoo because I was always running out, after about 3 months my hair got used to it and now believe it or not it looks better and is cleaner than it ever was before.

I always used to wash my bum after going to the toilet, I used to clean it with paper first, and just wash to get a proper clean. Then last year, I just stopped using the paper altogether.

So I suppose my question is, am I crazy? Is there anyone else out there like me. I read somewhere that 27000 trees are cut down everyday to make toilet paper for the world. And that one person washes down almost 10 gallons of shampoo a year, which is water that can not be recycled. So maybe if we all did this it would help save the environment.

Thoughts?

Dudess

You used to wash your bum after going to the toilet?

James2693

No, just no

kjl

Yes, I used to use paper then wash, now I just wash.

KeithM89_old

Theres nothing worse than taking a massive dump only to see theres no bog-roll. I couldnt last a day, let alone forever without toilet paper...

orourkeda

Just wipe your arse will you

jfrmbray

please please please tell me you use a bidet

Cheap Thrills!

That's just smelly.

TheZohanS

I bet you get all the chicks with your greasy hair and your smelly hole.

kjl

Funny thing is, when I only use paper, it is more dirty than washing with soap and water.

smokie2008

Try use a brillo pad for your hole!!

kjl

jfrmbray wrote: »

please please please tell me you use a bidet

of course.

orourkeda

are you muslim?

Cheap Thrills!

How do you manage in public toilets? Other peoples houses? Don't tell me you dry your hole with their towels? Do you wash with your hand or some facecloth someone left around.......euuwww

You mucky pup

Kylo Ren

God damn hippies!! Why, back in my day...

WindSock

Use shampoo on your bottom. Then you are solving all your problems in one go.

4zn76tysfajdxp

kjl wrote: »

of course.

Thanks bidet god.

kjl

orourkeda wrote: »

are you muslim?

No

kjl

kjl wrote: »

Thoughts?

You're not serious. How do you wash your arse when out and about, there are no sinks in cubicles in hotels, bars, restaurants and most workplaces WCs ? Do you only have a dump at home and then straight into the shower ? Or do you actually wash your arse on its own ?

Maybe the shampoo is true, before I shaved my head I used lots of it, couldn't imagine the hair looking too good without it.

CreepingDeath

kjl wrote: »

Thoughts?

Are you from the travelling community ?

Senna

There's plenty of things i could give up, but Shampoo and Toilet Paper are right up there with food and water.

strokemyclover

TheZohan wrote: »

I bet you get all the chicks with your greasy hair and your smelly hole.

Else he gets all the inmates with his greasy hole and smelly hair

orourkeda

kjl wrote: »

No

Thank god for that.

kjl

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

How do you manage in public toilets? Other peoples houses? Don't tell me you dry your hole with their towels? Do you wash with your hand or some facecloth someone left around.......euuwww

You mucky pup

I try to avoid using public toilets, but I carry around baby wipes for just such an emergency.

Iron Hide

is toilet roll after goin up in the budget too?

Oh_Noes

What do you "wash" your bum with? Fabreeze?

If you're using a sponge then surely you have a very mucky sponge within a few days. A facecloth maybe?

Either you have some very manky cloths/sponges/scrubby brushes or else I have an excessively rich diet.

Joey the lips

Dont stand beside me in mass.....

kjl

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Are you from the travelling community ?

yes, we have internet in the caravans now. ffs

Cheap Thrills!

kjl wrote: »

I try to avoid using public toilets, but I carry around baby wipes for just such an emergency.

I'm pretty sure baby wipes are less biodegradable than bog roll.

FreudianSlippers

Dudess wrote: »

You used to wash your bum after going to the toilet?

bidet!

Asphyxia

Whatever about shampoo but toilet paper seriously! :eek: :eek: Never could I do it.

ebixa82

kjl wrote: »

So about 2 years ago I decided to stop using shampoo because I was always running out, after about 3 months my hair got used to it and now believe it or not it looks better and is cleaner than it ever was before.

I always used to wash my bum after going to the toilet, I used to clean it with paper first, and just wash to get a proper clean. Then last year, I just stopped using the paper altogether.

So I suppose my question is, am I crazy? Is there anyone else out there like me. I read somewhere that 27000 trees are cut down everyday to make toilet paper for the world. And that one person washes down almost 10 gallons of shampoo a year, which is water that can not be recycled. So maybe if we all did this it would help save the environment.

Thoughts?

Yes there's about 1.2 Billion people in India just like you. I'm presuming there are many more millions in the developing world in the same boat. As long as you NEVER use your right hand for cleaning...that's purely for shaking other hands and eating with...Having lived in India, you soon forget about the need for bog roll. Also squatting down always results in a much more satisfying experience...

talla10

What if you have a particularly dodgy curry followed by 6 pints of Guinness??and then eat a tin of prunes...and have some kind of hair mishap involving dog excrement??WHAT THEN???

strokemyclover

OisinT wrote: »

bidet!

B'day to you too Mate!

bronte

How are you managing to wash your hair properly without shampoo? .....I hope you're a shorthaired bloke. As for the arse part....please just use toilet paper.

kjl

Oh_Noes wrote: »

What do you "wash" your bum with? Fabreeze?

If you're using a sponge then surely you have a very mucky sponge within a few days. A facecloth maybe?

Either you have some very manky cloths/sponges/scrubby brushes or else I have an excessively rich diet.

Ok since we are getting gross here,

I wash my bum with soap and water and my hands. I use a bidet to remove the larger parts, and then use my hands after. When I am done, I clean my hand completely with hot water and soap.

I can assure you I do not smell, I never get skid marks and my underwear is always clean. You can all call me dirty all you want, but I think its dirty not to wash you bum and have sh!t in you ass the whole day. In fact when I am forced to use paper it always starts itching after a few hours and I need sudocream because I normally have a rash.

FreudianSlippers

At first I thought he was going to say he uses shampoo on his arse and toilet paper on his head and things are better than ever!

rorymcgrory

Now hang on a minute... I'm actually interested in this.

I have no idea what a bidet is. Where exactly do you wash this arse of yours? Do you do it at the sink? Hanging over the bath?

Sure there would be ****e everywhere surely?

Specifics please? How do you approach this you dirty yet interesting animal

Captain_Generic

kjl wrote: »

Ok since we are getting gross here,

I wash my bum with soap and water and my hands..

Dodged a bullet there..

Jaxxy

Do you use soap instead of shampoo on your hair too?

Seriously with all those baby wipes and soap on your bum your hole must look like a puckered up old prune.

FreudianSlippers

rorymcgrory wrote: »

Now hang on a minute... I'm actually interested in this.

I have no idea what a bidet is. Where exactly do you wash this arse of yours? Do you do it at the sink? Hanging over the bath?

Sure there would be ****e everywhere surely?

Specifics please? How do you approach this you dirty yet interesting animal

You don't know what a bidet is? Seriously?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

kjl

bronte wrote: »

How are you managing to wash your hair properly without shampoo? .....I hope you're a shorthaired bloke. As for the arse part....please just use toilet paper.

Shortish hair. you know shampoo was only invented like 80 years ago. What do you think they did before that? Back in the 60's shampoo was so strong you could only use it once a week, hence the expression "I'm washing my hair". The reason your hair gets so greasy is because when you use shampoo it strips away all the oil out of your hair, so your scalp starts making grease overtime to rehydrate your hair. After about 3 months of not using shampoo your hair goes back to normal, and you don't get so much grease build up.

Google "no poo", I know I'm not the only one who does that.

FarmerGreen

Thats why left handed people are called cack-handed then?

we'llallhavetea_old

kjl wrote: »

In fact when I am forced to use paper it always starts itching after a few hours and I need sudocream because I normally have a rash.

you're not wiping your arse properly..

i am in shock.. but fcuk me i'm lol'in hard

CreepingDeath

kjl wrote: »

I wash my bum with soap and water and my hands.

If you don't use toilet paper, then how to you dry your ass ?
Do you do a handstand underneath the hand dryer ?

orourkeda

talla10 wrote: »

What if you have a particularly dodgy curry followed by 6 pints of Guinness??and then eat a tin of prunes...and have some kind of hair mishap involving dog excrement??WHAT THEN???

North Korea will invade

FreudianSlippers

CreepingDeath wrote: »

If you don't use toilet paper, then how to you dry your ass ?
Do you do a handstand underneath the hand dryer ?

Dyson ass blade.

Cheap Thrills!

kjl wrote: »

Ok since we are getting gross here,

I wash my bum with soap and water and my hands. I use a bidet to remove the larger parts, and then use my hands after. When I am done, I clean my hand completely with hot water and soap.

I can assure you I do not smell, I never get skid marks and my underwear is always clean. You can all call me dirty all you want, but I think its dirty not to wash you bum and have sh!t in you ass the whole day. In fact when I am forced to use paper it always starts itching after a few hours and I need sudocream because I normally have a rash.

Here's a KEEEEEEEERRRAAAZZZY idea; it goes like this. You use toilet paper on your bunghole and you ALSO shower/bathe daily as much as you like. That way you dont have to pick clangers out of your own hoop!!!

Works wonders for the rest of the world !

kjl

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Do you use soap instead of shampoo on your hair too?

Seriously with all those baby wipes and soap on your bum your hole must look like a puckered up old prune.

No, I don't put any detergent in my hair at all. If I feel my hair is getting particularly greasy I sometimes use a little bit of conditioner, but that would be maybe once every 2 weeks.

rorymcgrory

Why not save time and just empty yourself in your hands.....same thing

Jaxxy

kjl wrote: »

No, I don't put any detergent in my hair at all. If I feel my hair is getting particularly greasy I sometimes use a little bit of conditioner, but that would be maybe once every 2 weeks.

That's so strange, I find conditioner actually makes the hair greasier instead of the opposite. Now if you used soap I could probably understand, as I recall my mother saying she used soap to wash her hair when she was younger and that her hair was in fab condition before fancy shampoos and whatnot came along, but nothing at all?

I get what you're saying about shampoos stripping natural oils and all that, but seriously washing your hair a couple of times a week has a very small impact in that regard.

Have you dreads? The only people I know who don't wash their hair ended up with dreads. Most of whom aren't the freshest smelling individuals either. No offense, not saying you smell.