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Could you be with her...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭loca


    Hilarious! Love it!!

    Think i'll learn the words!!

    ...BLONDE HAIR AND Wooden Legs & Brazilian Waxes who wear Herve Legger bags, listen to Limp Biscuit, & have limp hair. They could use their excess wax to shine their leggy bits before they go to their knees up!

    ok this is me signing off, Im going to confessions! I could be a while! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Right then.... hop along so...nothing to see here.... :p :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭loca


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    Right then.... hop along so...nothing to see here.... :p :pac:

    So hoppy u said that!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    Elevator wrote: »
    I had a mate who was seeing a girl with a stump below her knee

    she turned out to be a complete psycho and on a couple of occasions had to have her leg removed after going all mental on the drink! it was a truely shocking sight to see a woman gone nuts and dragging herself across the room to try and strangle my mate

    In fairness, I'd be hopping mad too if I had an baloney operation


  • Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭Jimmyboss


    Check out from 1:40 to about 2:55.........





  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Now I'm very open minded but I don't think I could be with a girl who is missing a leg or an arm. ?

    Yes, i aint roidin her leg or arm.

    No fanny however - that'd be a dealbreaker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that wasn't very funny.

    You make me lol. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,705 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Missing a leg, yeah thats no big deal. Modern leg prosthetics are amazing. If she's missing an arm thats well wow i dunno, its kind of weird? Yadda yadda yeah i know, how shallow of me. Just being honest. Well it is a bit freaky looking.

    Who knows?, if she was good looking with a nice pair of jugs then it probably wouldn't bother me that much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    I wouldn't be one one to judge people so yes i would!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg, I had to break it off in the end.


  • Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg, I had to break it off in the end.

    Huh? She wooden let go? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    nah, she had her ankles behind her ears so often she eventually got a chip on her shoulder!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Eh, of course .. and in particular, Aimee Mullins:



  • Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    @OutlawPete: wow! just fcukn w0w.... she's better than that ould wan - the gold-digger - yer wan that used to be married to Sir whatisname... yeah the beatles dude.... as for H.M - I'd drag my balls through a mile of thick coarse sandpaper than to be with her... as for Aimee Mullins... man.... I'd hop on a wing and pray(er).... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Eh, of course .. and in particular, Aimee Mullins:


    I'll raise you this one...



    This is actually pretty amazing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I'll raise you this one...

    I see your raise (:p) and call you with:



  • Registered Users Posts: 608 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I see your raise (:p) and call you with:


    Wow - have been gaz-stumped there :p


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