Could you be with her...

fakearms123

Now I'm very open minded but I don't think I could be with a girl who is missing a leg or an arm. The reason I says this is because I was swimming in Sharm El Sheikh only 2 weeks ago before the attacks, in the same water just a few kilometres north. If my girlfriend got her leg bitten off the first thing that would come to my head is... love making is going to get a little bit more difficult, not physically but mentally.

Now if you were with a girl who has turned all Heather Mills and wants you in bed, would you do it? She undresses herself and then removes her wooden leg and then gentle caressess your balls with her stump...:eek::eek::eek: AH nasty!

Like what would you do, would you have to involve the stump in the love making... i dont know

So AH could you be with or even stay with a girl who loses an arm or a leg?

Ghandee

fakearms123 wrote: »

Now I'm very open minded but I don't think I could be with a girl who is missing a leg or an arm. The reason I says this is because I was swimming in Sharm El Sheikh only 2 weeks ago before the attacks, in the same water just a few kilometres north. If my girlfriend got her leg bitten off the first thing that would come to my head is... love making is going to get a little bit more difficult, not physically but mentally.

Now if you were with a girl who has turned all Heather Mills and wants you in bed, would you do it? She undresses herself and then removes her wooden leg and then gentle caressess your balls with her stump...:eek::eek::eek: AH nasty!

Like what would you do, would you have to involve the stump in the love making... i dont know

So AH could you be with or even stay with a girl who loses an arm or a leg?

Heather Mills, she landed on her foot!
The first year her and sir Paul McCartney were married, he bought her a plane for christmas!













(she used immac on the other leg)


Badoom!

fakearms123

fakearms123 wrote: »

So AH could you be with or even stay with a girl who loses an arm or a leg?

Oh I get it... the jokes in your username

Kiera

Love making? hahahahahahaha

chin_grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwvIhDwuwzA

Hasmunch

fakearms123 wrote: »

Like what would you do, would you have to involve the stump in the love making... i dont know

Foot fetish much??

or is that stump fetish now?

Elevator

I had a mate who was seeing a girl with a stump below her knee

she turned out to be a complete psycho and on a couple of occasions had to have her leg removed after going all mental on the drink! it was a truely shocking sight to see a woman gone nuts and dragging herself across the room to try and strangle my mate

we all went our seperate ways after that

back on track I dont know how I'd react to sleeping with a disabled girl

Ghandee

Be handy for the lazy man in us,

one less leg to spread at cuddle time!

4zn76tysfajdxp

fakearms123 wrote: »

So AH could you be with or even stay with a girl who loses an arm or a leg?

Of course. They're just like everyone else and I have no doubt that if I did go out with a girl who was missing a leg that we'd be very hoppy together.

WallyGUFC

Do people here just look at their username and make up these threads or do they make their username with the intention of starting a funny thread? I can't see myself getting much out of my name...

jennytightlips

pmsl op uve made my day!

Adam

Elevator wrote: »

I had a mate who was seeing a girl with a stump below her knee

she turned out to be a complete psycho and on a couple of occasions had to have her leg removed after going all mental on the drink! it was a truely shocking sight to see a woman gone nuts and dragging herself across the room to try and strangle my mate

we all went our seperate ways after that

back on track I dont know how I'd react to sleeping with a disabled girl

how you'd react? what, did it happen by accident?

Adam

jennytightlips wrote: »

pmsl op uve made my day!

your username is very provocative...i want to have sex with it.......

blaze1

ji55 on it, then make her mop it up

ejmaztec

fakearms123 wrote: »

Now I'm very open minded but I don't think I could be with a girl who is missing a leg or an arm. The reason I says this is because I was swimming in Sharm El Sheikh only 2 weeks ago before the attacks, in the same water just a few kilometres north. If my girlfriend got her leg bitten off the first thing that would come to my head is... love making is going to get a little bit more difficult, not physically but mentally.

Now if you were with a girl who has turned all Heather Mills and wants you in bed, would you do it? She undresses herself and then removes her wooden leg and then gentle caressess your balls with her stump...:eek::eek::eek: AH nasty!

Like what would you do, would you have to involve the stump in the love making... i dont know

So AH could you be with or even stay with a girl who loses an arm or a leg?

Perhaps a girl wouldn't want to be with you unless they were legless.

thebigbiffo

Madilyn Sticky Rain wrote: »

Of course. They're just like everyone else and I have no doubt that if I did go out with a girl who was missing a leg that we'd be very hoppy together.

i rarely lol, but i lol'd so bad here my colleague asked why i'd tea coming out my nose. top work frada top work

--Kaiser--

fakearms123 wrote: »

So AH could you be with or even stay with a girl who loses an arm or a leg?

Well, I'm stumped

chiefbrody1974

fakearms123 wrote: »

Now I'm very open minded but I don't think I could be with a girl who is missing a leg or an arm. The reason I says this is because I was swimming in Sharm El Sheikh only 2 weeks ago before the attacks, in the same water just a few kilometres north. If my girlfriend got her leg bitten off the first thing that would come to my head is... love making is going to get a little bit more difficult, not physically but mentally.

Now if you were with a girl who has turned all Heather Mills and wants you in bed, would you do it? She undresses herself and then removes her wooden leg and then gentle caressess your balls with her stump...:eek::eek::eek: AH nasty!

Like what would you do, would you have to involve the stump in the love making... i dont know

So AH could you be with or even stay with a girl who loses an arm or a leg?

Just my two cents,

I understand the question you pose and the possible dilema a person could face in such a situation. I have often wondered how Id cope if my girlfriend were hurt in an accident or something, paralysis and all that, doesnt bare thinking about. but a bit more compassion and tact mate for fcuk sake, there's funny and there's "hi everyone, I'm trying to be the irish frankie boyle". Im all for comic relief and that but comments such as "Loike what would you do, would you have to involve the stump in the love making... i dont know " is just trying too hard to sound funny!!

Wouldn't any woman feel just as awkward or deflated having been presented with your flute??? what you expect them to do with that!!

phill106

So its ok for you to have fakearms, but not her?

Supposed someone needs to be able to open jars.

fakearms123

fakearms123 wrote: »

So AH could you be with or even stay with a girl who loses an arm or a leg?

Wouldn't bother me to be honest, plenty of absolute cnuts out there with all of their limbs.

loca

RoverJames wrote: »

Wouldn't bother me to be honest, plenty of absolute cnuts out there with all of their limbs.

Soooooo true!! I particularly liked the comment that a girl would have to be legless to be with you back a few!!! Made me chuckle out loud in the office!!!

Lando Griffin

I would break it off straight away.

Pleanty of fully intact girls out there.

fakearms123

chiefbrody1974 wrote: »

Just my two cents,

I understand the question you pose and the possible dilema a person could face in such a situation. I have often wondered how Id cope if my girlfriend were hurt in an accident or something, paralysis and all that, doesnt bare thinking about. but a bit more compassion and tact mate for fcuk sake, there's funny and there's "hi everyone, I'm trying to be the irish frankie boyle". Im all for comic relief and that but comments such as "Loike what would you do, would you have to involve the stump in the love making... i dont know " is just trying too hard to sound funny!!

Wouldn't any woman feel just as awkward or deflated having been presented with your flute??? what you expect them to do with that!!

You can stick your two cents up your "all high and mighty" arsehole!
Well jesus I am sorry there Mother Teresa that my question upset you but I happen to know that I am in fact a very funny individual, here I'll give ye a taste... oh too late, already gave a taste to YORE MA! :cool::cool::cool::cool:

loca

Ever have those moments when you think "Jesus... there really is someone for everyone"!!!!

stovelid

Would the one-legged ladies have to have a fetish for mongos though?

liah

fakearms123 wrote: »

You can stick your two cents up your "all high and mighty" arsehole!
Well jesus I am sorry there Mother Teresa that my question upset you but I happen to know that I am in fact a very funny individual, here I'll give ye a taste... oh too late, already gave a taste to YORE MA! :cool::cool::cool::cool:

I'm not sure you're making the best case for yourself here.

4zn76tysfajdxp

fakearms123 wrote: »

I happen to know that I am in fact a very funny individual, here I'll give ye a taste... oh too late, already gave a taste to YORE MA! :cool::cool::cool::cool:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that wasn't very funny.

fakearms123

liah wrote: »

I'm not sure you're making the best case for yourself here.

No?? Seriously? I thought I had won the "argument" hands down :rolleyes::rolleyes: anywho

fakearms123

Madilyn Sticky Rain wrote: »

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that wasn't very funny.

your a smug bastard anyway

Seaneh

one of the best looking girls I know is a model from L.A. Who only has one arm and to be honest I am no less attracted to her because of it... She's fecking gorgeous.

00112984

fakearms123 wrote: »

I was swimming in Sharm El Sheikh only 2 weeks ago before the attacks, in the same water just a few kilometres north.

I'm with you here, friend. I once stepped on a plug on the 9th of November 1996. I too am a 9/11 survivor. Be strong, brother. Be strong.

Mr. Presentable

Madilyn Sticky Rain wrote: »

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that wasn't very funny.

Is that a real or fake limb?

4zn76tysfajdxp

fakearms123 wrote: »

your a smug bastard anyway

http://omg.wthax.org/paxman.jpg

loca

How many feet tall would you be?? Confused much?!

Morlar

This thread is leg endary.

Procasinator

fakearms123 wrote: »

If my girlfriend got her leg bitten off the first thing that would come to my head is... love making is going to get a little bit more difficult, not physically but mentally.

That is hilarious.

"Honey, I've had my leg bitten off!"
"Shit, that is not going to be good for my sex life. I don't know if I can handle that, mentally, you know. Oh, how are you feeling btw?"

Töpher

If I don't hold it against your one on Cbeebies for it, I'm not gonna be any harsher on your missus.

DaDartle

You can't be making fun of people with one leg. My friend, Eileen, has only one leg.

FoxT

I am married to a lady with one leg.

I am mad about her - I am putee in her hands!

hondasam

what ever happened to love, ye are all saying if anything happened to the love of your life like losing a leg/arm, the would get dumped.

Setun

fakearms123 wrote:

I happen to know that I am in fact a very funny individual, here I'll give ye a taste... oh too late, already gave a taste to YORE MA!

Can posting "Yore Ma" be a bannable offence please. Getting a bit fed with reading it.

loca

DaDartle wrote: »

You can't be making fun of people with one leg. My friend, Eileen, has only one leg.

Whats her surname.... Over?

Sorry! My bad!

ejmaztec

loca wrote: »

Whats her surname.... Over?

Sorry! My bad!

You should leg it while you've still got the chance.

loca

ejmaztec wrote: »

You should leg it while you've still got the chance.

haha!!! ooohhh.... I feel weak at the knees.... or is that weak from the Knee up!

Speaking of a "knees up" I wonder do they work out to limp biscuit??

evercloserunion

loca wrote: »

haha!!! ooohhh.... I feel weak at the knees.... or is that weak from the Knee up!

Speaking of a "knees up" I wonder do they work out to limp biscuit??

No, because limp biscuit are sh*t.

marco_polo

WallyGUFC wrote: »

Do people here just look at their username and make up these threads or do they make their username with the intention of starting a funny thread? I can't see myself getting much out of my name...

Do you want a Kick in the Face? :pac:

Ghost Buster

loca wrote: »

Whats her surname.... Over?

Sorry! My bad!

My wife has two legs. I love Noleen.

FoxT

hondasam wrote: »

what ever happened to love, ye are all saying if anything happened to the love of your life like losing a leg/arm, the would get dumped.

What's love got to do with it? This is AH! This is the parallel universe where we all spend our time roiding amputees - preferably Black Protestant Amputees with Wooden Legs & Brazilian Waxes!

You can do it in Amsterdam but is costs an arm & a leg apparently...

loca

brings a whole new picture to the Leggy Blonde phrase!

liah

loca wrote: »

brings a whole new picture to the Leggy Blonde phrase!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCub8r1T5Rs

FoxT

Oops I forgot....

Black Protestant Amputees with BLONDE HAIR AND Wooden Legs & Brazilian Waxes :P