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Could you be with her...

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    #32
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Madilyn Sticky Rain wrote: »
    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that wasn't very funny.

    Is that a real or fake limb?


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    #33
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    your a smug bastard anyway

    http://omg.wthax.org/paxman.jpg


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    #34
    loca
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭loca


    How many feet tall would you be?? Confused much?!


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    #35
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    This thread is leg endary.


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    #36
    Procasinator
    Registered Users Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    If my girlfriend got her leg bitten off the first thing that would come to my head is... love making is going to get a little bit more difficult, not physically but mentally.

    That is hilarious.

    "Honey, I've had my leg bitten off!"
    "Shit, that is not going to be good for my sex life. I don't know if I can handle that, mentally, you know. Oh, how are you feeling btw?"


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    #37
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,484 ✭✭✭Töpher


    If I don't hold it against your one on Cbeebies for it, I'm not gonna be any harsher on your missus.


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    #38
    DaDartle
    Registered Users Posts: 71 ✭✭DaDartle


    You can't be making fun of people with one leg. My friend, Eileen, has only one leg.


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    #39
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    I am married to a lady with one leg.

    I am mad about her - I am putee in her hands!


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    #40
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    what ever happened to love, ye are all saying if anything happened to the love of your life like losing a leg/arm, the would get dumped.


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    #41
    Setun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    fakearms123 wrote:
    I happen to know that I am in fact a very funny individual, here I'll give ye a taste... oh too late, already gave a taste to YORE MA!

    Can posting "Yore Ma" be a bannable offence please. Getting a bit fed with reading it. :|


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    #42
    loca
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭loca


    DaDartle wrote: »
    You can't be making fun of people with one leg. My friend, Eileen, has only one leg.

    Whats her surname.... Over?

    Sorry! My bad!


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    #43
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,984 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    loca wrote: »
    Whats her surname.... Over?

    Sorry! My bad!


    You should leg it while you've still got the chance.


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    #44
    loca
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭loca


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    You should leg it while you've still got the chance.

    haha!!! ooohhh.... I feel weak at the knees.... or is that weak from the Knee up!

    Speaking of a "knees up" I wonder do they work out to limp biscuit??


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    #45
    evercloserunion
    Registered Users Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    loca wrote: »
    haha!!! ooohhh.... I feel weak at the knees.... or is that weak from the Knee up!

    Speaking of a "knees up" I wonder do they work out to limp biscuit??
    No, because limp biscuit are sh*t.


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    #46
    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    WallyGUFC wrote: »
    Do people here just look at their username and make up these threads or do they make their username with the intention of starting a funny thread? I can't see myself getting much out of my name...

    Do you want a Kick in the Face? :pac:


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    #47
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    loca wrote: »
    Whats her surname.... Over?

    Sorry! My bad!

    My wife has two legs. I love Noleen.


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    #48
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    hondasam wrote: »
    what ever happened to love, ye are all saying if anything happened to the love of your life like losing a leg/arm, the would get dumped.


    What's love got to do with it? This is AH! This is the parallel universe where we all spend our time roiding amputees - preferably Black Protestant Amputees with Wooden Legs & Brazilian Waxes!

    You can do it in Amsterdam but is costs an arm & a leg apparently...


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    #49
    loca
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭loca


    brings a whole new picture to the Leggy Blonde phrase!


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    #50
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    loca wrote: »
    brings a whole new picture to the Leggy Blonde phrase!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCub8r1T5Rs


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    #51
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    Oops I forgot....

    Black Protestant Amputees with BLONDE HAIR AND Wooden Legs & Brazilian Waxes :P


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    #52
    loca
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭loca


    Hilarious! Love it!!

    Think i'll learn the words!!

    ...BLONDE HAIR AND Wooden Legs & Brazilian Waxes who wear Herve Legger bags, listen to Limp Biscuit, & have limp hair. They could use their excess wax to shine their leggy bits before they go to their knees up!

    ok this is me signing off, Im going to confessions! I could be a while! :)


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    #53
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Right then.... hop along so...nothing to see here.... :p :pac:


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    #54
    loca
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭loca


    t0mm13b wrote: »
    Right then.... hop along so...nothing to see here.... :p :pac:

    So hoppy u said that!!


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    #55
    gamgsam
    Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    Elevator wrote: »
    I had a mate who was seeing a girl with a stump below her knee

    she turned out to be a complete psycho and on a couple of occasions had to have her leg removed after going all mental on the drink! it was a truely shocking sight to see a woman gone nuts and dragging herself across the room to try and strangle my mate

    In fairness, I'd be hopping mad too if I had an baloney operation


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    #56
    Jimmyboss
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭Jimmyboss


    Check out from 1:40 to about 2:55.........





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    #57
    AckwelFoley
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    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Now I'm very open minded but I don't think I could be with a girl who is missing a leg or an arm. ?

    Yes, i aint roidin her leg or arm.

    No fanny however - that'd be a dealbreaker


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    #58
    Monsieur Folie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    Madilyn Sticky Rain wrote: »
    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that wasn't very funny.

    You make me lol. :p


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    #59
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Missing a leg, yeah thats no big deal. Modern leg prosthetics are amazing. If she's missing an arm thats well wow i dunno, its kind of weird? Yadda yadda yeah i know, how shallow of me. Just being honest. Well it is a bit freaky looking.

    Who knows?, if she was good looking with a nice pair of jugs then it probably wouldn't bother me that much.


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    #60
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    I wouldn't be one one to judge people so yes i would!


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    #61
    Jesus Wept
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    Used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg, I had to break it off in the end.


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