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I am ANGER.

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    #32
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    find one on his own and kick the living day light out of him.

    Can't do it im afraid. Thats assaulting a minor. Yes we'd all love to kick the living sh!t out of our local annoying teenage scummers but you'll get in a lot of trouble. You'll go to prison.

    Not worth it.


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    #33
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Next time you're out shopping, buy a six pack of Beers, the ones with the screw tops and the cheapest six pack of salt and vinegar crisps.

    On your way home, stop some place and pour out a 50mls from each one and top up with your piss.

    Replace caps.

    Carry all your groceries inside and make it look like a mistake that you left one of the bags outside.

    The bag with the salty crisps and thirst quenching beer of course.


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    #34
    Rockery Woman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    Thats disgusting - little f***ers! Perhaps you could contact their parents about their weird behaviour - presuming they have parents that is....... seems some kids are only dragged up rather than reared!


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    #35
    AnneElizabeth
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭AnneElizabeth


    Why have the kids decided to target you?
    Not that it in anyway justifies what they did, I'm just curious :P


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    #36
    falan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    Smash a load of bottles in the boot of your car-kidnap-go rallying around some woods.....

    /thread


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    #37
    Phony Scott
    Registered Users Posts: 682 ✭✭✭Phony Scott


    You need something like this for those little shíts...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUATkM3WSQ


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    #38
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,426 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    bonerm wrote: »
    Leave it to the professionals.

    ah face-kicker...only 5 posts ever and the man's a legend on boards..
    some ppl have thousands and will never be remembered :)

    ah for the op..give em a flash of your chest and I bet they'll never do it again...they'll be too busy rushing off home to pull the knob off themselves ;)


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    #39
    Sheeps
    Registered Users Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    Find out where they live and put rotting meats through their letterbox at night.


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    #40
    a5y
    Registered Users Posts: 944 ✭✭✭a5y


    Doing anything in a state of rage will do as much harm to yourself as to them. Rage alters the mind in a way as real as drugs do.

    Disregard the second rate 4channers commenting on this board trying to plant ideas in your head. Retaliation is just going to cause more retaliation.

    Go do some NLP. Don't listen to ideas like getting a gang of your mates with water balloons to surprise them on a freezing cold night, because when they smash the mirrors off your car (or worse...) it is not going to be worth it.

    I hope this helps.


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    #41
    krudler
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    Sheeps wrote: »
    Find out where they live and put rotting meats through their letterbox at night.

    plural? really? hardcore.


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    #42
    Daisy Steiner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    Dónal wrote: »
    14-15 - have you tried ratting them out to their parents?

    That's what I'm considering, but it could go horribly wrong.

    Flygimp wrote: »
    Did you bring this on yourself...?

    Where is the man in your life (boyfriend or family) to hand out a few b!tch sl@ps to the mickey mouse club?

    I don't want any violence, and I don't want to drag my family into.it, I don't want it to escalate so I'm coming around to the idea of having a quiet word with the parents, trouble is, I don't really know them, and I have no proof that they did it.
    Rockery Woman wrote: »
    Thats disgusting - little f***ers! Perhaps you could contact their parents about their weird behaviour - presuming they have parents that is....... seems some kids are only dragged up rather than reared!

    Agreed :(
    AnneElizabeth wrote: »
    Why have the kids decided to target you?
    Not that it in anyway justifies what they did, I'm just curious :P

    I work locally, they hang around the place where I work, I've been aware of them for ages, heard them call me names and never reacted. Can hear them sniggering etc, never bothered me until about 2 weeks ago, One of them was right up behind me making some gestures I sensed him behind me and turned around. He's lucky I didn't floor him, I've been mugged before and while I'm not a basket case I have a hatred of people too close behind me.

    So I let fly by asking them what they were laughing at etc, ended up by calling them assholes and walking out.

    They've stayed away from me since then, until tonight, earlier, one of them picked up something I dropped and gave it to me. I thought that was really sound and I smiled and said thanks.

    About half an hour later the pissing incident happened, the guy who had been nice earlier was the one laughing the hardest.

    Pissing on something and hoping I'd touch their piss . . . such absolute scum.

    When I saw they had pissed on the car, I didn't react, walked around to the passenger door, they'd done that one too.

    Walked back into work, got some napkins and used them to open the door. Got about fifty yards down the road when the shock hit me. Total shock.


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    #43
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Electrical voltage through the handles of the doors of the car. I am sure it could be done with the battery.

    Watch and laugh... Evilly


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    #44
    Flygimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Flygimp


    Kids who intimidate single women and piss of car door handles... do you expect much enlightenment from their hillbilly trailer park parents?

    If you were my wife or sister and subject to such intimidation, the parents of these hobbits would be hung over the bonnet of the car by now, simples.
    Ask for help now... as the situation has already got out of hand.
    Horrible way to spend your life scared... ask for help chook, no one needs that kind of sh*t on the door step. :)


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    #45
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,405 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Can't do it im afraid. Thats assaulting a minor. Yes we'd all love to kick the living sh!t out of our local annoying teenage scummers but you'll get in a lot of trouble. You'll go to prison.

    Not worth it.

    really well i done this two weeks ago and that little gang of retards is no longer at the gate outside my house and you might aswell be in prison if your gonna let a bunch of little twats make your life hell.


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    #46
    Craebear
    Registered Users Posts: 458 ✭✭Craebear


    Buy a Wolf.


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    #47
    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    OP if you're not in Limerick confront the little shíts with some backup, preferably male and they wont go near you for awhile. If you are in Limerick you should move to another area around the city.


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    #48
    Daisy Steiner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    jimthemental wrote: »
    OP if you're not in Limerick confront the little shíts with some backup, preferably male and they wont go near you for awhile. If you are in Limerick you should move to another area around the city.


    County Limerick :eek:


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    #49
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    jimthemental wrote: »
    OP if you're not in Limerick confront the little shíts with some backup, preferably male and they wont go near you for awhile. If you are in Limerick you should move to another area around the city.

    I lol'd at that, and I'm from Limerick.

    Mainly because I wouldn't confront them here myself, little knacker babies.
    Lone Stone wrote: »
    really well i done this two weeks ago and that little gang of retards is no longer at the gate outside my house and you might aswell be in prison if your gonna let a bunch of little twats make your life hell.

    Wow, you just admitted to kicking the shít out of a bunch of kids, on a public forum, I hope a guard reads this and does something about it, not because you actually did it, but because you posted it online.


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    #50
    cat_dog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 276 ✭✭cat_dog


    Daisy Steiner wrote: »
    Tonight, the door handles on my car were pissed on by a low-life ****-head waste of an ejaculation.

    I am so horrifically angry. Him and his mates have been trying to humiliate me for weeks now. and they almost got me tonight.

    Thankfully, I noticed the piss dripping off the handle and turned to see them having apoplexies of mirth :mad:

    They are only 14-15, I phoned the Gardaí afterwards and while the guy on the desk was totally sympathetic, there's not a whole pile they can do.

    But I need retribution, I may be 31 years of age but I want these scum to ****ing pay for this ****.

    AH I need your help, how will I get these ****s?

    You must have done something to piss them off (haha) Stop being a biitch.. or something


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    #51
    Daisy Steiner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    cat_dog wrote: »
    You must have done something to piss them off (haha) Stop being a biitch.. or something

    I'm not a bitch. I don't act like a bitch.


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    #52
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    follow them home.. piss/****/stick your used jam-rags on their doorstep/letterboxes/parents cars... simples!


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    #53
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    ****e in a box and post it to them.


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    #54
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    really well i done this two weeks ago and that little gang of retards is no longer at the gate outside my house and you might aswell be in prison if your gonna let a bunch of little twats make your life hell.

    What? you kicked the sh!t out of several teenagers? You actually beat them up?


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    #55
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    2 days ago i was driving to tesco. Some kid threw an egg at my car. i kept driving. went to tesco, bought my food, and some eggs.
    on the way back, the kids were still there. myself and a mate who was in the car threw eggs back. they were covered in them.

    i then drove home, threw a bucket of water over my car. it is now clean.

    i think i won.

    follow their example and get revenge. physical abuse doesnt need to come into it.

    Are you suggesting that she should do a drive by piss out the window at them?


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    #56
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,097 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    piss in the mailbox? idk


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    #57
    nkay1985
    Registered Users Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    Go for the long con.

    Don't react at all to what's happened. Start being nice to them over the next while, just saying hi and whatever. Turn this into little smiles at the lad who did the pissing. He's 15 so it wouldn't take much for him to be convinced that you like teenagers and that you're mad about him. Start texting and get him to admit to something ridiculous (just as insurance if you can't get anything better). Then start telling him how hot you're getting one night and that you really want to see him naked etc. He'll surely have a webcam. He'll pretty much do anything you want so get him to do the most humiliating stuff you can dream up. And obviously record it all.

    Up on YouTube it goes. A quick leak of the link around his school and the kid will most likely kill himself. Revenge - Check.




    Or else kill his parents and make him eat them in a chili contest.


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    #58
    Ruu_Old
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    Burn down his house, seems fair.


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    #59
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    You might not have to do anything. With any luck they'll get frostbite in their penises.

    There's a lot of scumbags going around. A couple of years ago a bunch of drunken teenagers rang my bell at four in the morning. When I didn't answer they kicked the door. When I still didn't answer they hawked up phlegm and spat all over the door. I could hear them doing this for about five minutes. I would have went after them except I wasn't properly dressed. My door was in a right state the next morning.


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    #60
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    film them and humiliate them on the internet

    Posting videos of minors urinating on the internet just leads to more hassle. Don't ask....


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    #61
    Savman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭Savman


    Flygimp wrote: »
    ask for help chook, no one needs that kind of sh*t on the door step. :)
    They also sh*t on the doorstep? :eek:

    Chinese whispers ftw.


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