I am ANGER.

Daisy Steiner

Tonight, the door handles on my car were pissed on by a low-life ****-head waste of an ejaculation.

I am so horrifically angry. Him and his mates have been trying to humiliate me for weeks now. and they almost got me tonight.

Thankfully, I noticed the piss dripping off the handle and turned to see them having apoplexies of mirth :mad:

They are only 14-15, I phoned the Gardaí afterwards and while the guy on the desk was totally sympathetic, there's not a whole pile they can do.

But I need retribution, I may be 31 years of age but I want these scum to ****ing pay for this ****.

AH I need your help, how will I get these ****s?

chin_grin

Mask + biggest knife you can find = hilarity. G'wan.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

In fairness they were probaby just trying to melt the snow and the ice from said handles. You owe them a drink

Daisy Steiner

Baylor Ancient Pennon wrote: »

In fairness they were probaby just trying to melt the snow and the ice from said handles. You owe them a drink

I owe them a kick in the face :mad:

Peyton Manning

There are those who will tell you beating up a child in this instance is not worth it.

Frankly, I can't think of anything else that has such a joyous combination of ease and satisfaction.

ItsAWindUp

Well the mist rational thing I can think of is block ass exits from their houses, throw a petrol bomb through the window, sit back and laugh.

mrDerek

piss on his piss that oughta show whos boss

14-15 - have you tried ratting them out to their parents?

Daisy Steiner

Just in case my username isn't clear enough, I am indeed a woman, I don't particularly want them physically hurt but I do want them to pay :mad:

God, I am still so ****ing disgusted.

Krusader

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

I owe them a kick in the face :mad:

PM Facekicker, he'll give you a hand

ItsAWindUp

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

Just in case my username isn't clear enough, I am indeed a woman, I don't particularly want them physically hurt but I do want them to pay :mad:

God, I am still so ****ing disgusted.

Cry rape?:P

EraseAndRewind

split the ring leader with a head butt and piss on his face

Saila

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

AH I need your help, how will I get these ****s?

they come naturally just squeeze, will probably help if you lick those door handles.

pebbles21

Are you taking the piss?

bonerm

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

I owe them a kick in the face :mad:

Leave it to the professionals.

squod

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

Just in case my username isn't clear enough, I am indeed a woman .

Pics or GTFO..........

bleg

I am hunger.

Napper Hawkins

You could let them try something else, film them and humiliate them on the internet/give the tape to the parents/guards?

Honestly, nothing less than a good curbstomp would satisfy me but violence will just bite you in the ass.

Humiliation is the smart route, the more creative the better.;)

FoxT

I accidentally the handle....

ChunkyLover_53

Pay older kids, around 17/18, with booze to give them a hiding. Then blame society.

tony1kenobi

Watch I spit on your grave.

Or just electrify your car and burn the cock off them.

bantee

Get yourself a hand-gun and whilst aiming it at them ask them all to put their teeth on the kerbs. Then kick downwards with force on the back of their heads.

That'll teach them "History X" style.

Unpossible

I knew an a**hole who used to do that, he thought it was very funny to piss on some parked car when walking home drunk. I don't talk to him anymore, but he is probably still doing it.

Pauleta

Just beat the **** out of them. Not just a couple of digs, properly beat them so bad that you become the Clint Eastwood of your area.

fonecrusher1

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

Pay older kids, around 17/18, with booze to give them a hiding. Then blame society.

This is by far the best solution.^

They're exempt from the law till they hit eighteen. Theses little monsters know this. Get a couple of similar aged people to kick the living sh!t out of them.

Very annoying thing to happen to your car alright. I hear your anger.

Flygimp

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

Tonight, the door handles on my car were pissed on by a low-life ****-head waste of an ejaculation.

I am so horrifically angry. Him and his mates have been trying to humiliate me for weeks now. and they almost got me tonight.

Thankfully, I noticed the piss dripping off the handle and turned to see them having apoplexies of mirth :mad:

They are only 14-15, I phoned the Gardaí afterwards and while the guy on the desk was totally sympathetic, there's not a whole pile they can do.

But I need retribution, I may be 31 years of age but I want these scum to ****ing pay for this ****.

AH I need your help, how will I get these ****s?

Did you bring this on yourself...?

Where is the man in your life (boyfriend or family) to hand out a few b!tch sl@ps to the mickey mouse club?

stepbar

Follow them home, piss in their garden... Job done retribution has been made...

RoyalMarine

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

I owe them a kick in the face :mad:

2 days ago i was driving to tesco. Some kid threw an egg at my car. i kept driving. went to tesco, bought my food, and some eggs.
on the way back, the kids were still there. myself and a mate who was in the car threw eggs back. they were covered in them.

i then drove home, threw a bucket of water over my car. it is now clean.

i think i won.

follow their example and get revenge. physical abuse doesnt need to come into it.

bmw535d

Will some body think of the EGGS?????:eek:

minidazzler

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

Just in case my username isn't clear enough, I am indeed a woman, I don't particularly want them physically hurt but I do want them to pay :mad:

God, I am still so ****ing disgusted.

Given your sig...have sex -with them, years of councilling will teach em!

Lone Stone

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

Tonight, the door handles on my car were pissed on by a low-life ****-head waste of an ejaculation.

I am so horrifically angry. Him and his mates have been trying to humiliate me for weeks now. and they almost got me tonight.

Thankfully, I noticed the piss dripping off the handle and turned to see them having apoplexies of mirth :mad:

They are only 14-15, I phoned the Gardaí afterwards and while the guy on the desk was totally sympathetic, there's not a whole pile they can do.

But I need retribution, I may be 31 years of age but I want these scum to ****ing pay for this ****.

AH I need your help, how will I get these ****s?

find one on his own and kick the living day light out of him.

fonecrusher1

Lone Stone wrote: »

find one on his own and kick the living day light out of him.

Can't do it im afraid. Thats assaulting a minor. Yes we'd all love to kick the living sh!t out of our local annoying teenage scummers but you'll get in a lot of trouble. You'll go to prison.

Not worth it.

OutlawPete

Next time you're out shopping, buy a six pack of Beers, the ones with the screw tops and the cheapest six pack of salt and vinegar crisps.

On your way home, stop some place and pour out a 50mls from each one and top up with your piss.

Replace caps.

Carry all your groceries inside and make it look like a mistake that you left one of the bags outside.

The bag with the salty crisps and thirst quenching beer of course.

Rockery Woman

Thats disgusting - little f***ers! Perhaps you could contact their parents about their weird behaviour - presuming they have parents that is....... seems some kids are only dragged up rather than reared!

AnneElizabeth

Why have the kids decided to target you?
Not that it in anyway justifies what they did, I'm just curious :P

falan

Smash a load of bottles in the boot of your car-kidnap-go rallying around some woods.....

/thread

Phony Scott

You need something like this for those little shíts...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUATkM3WSQ

Blazer

bonerm wrote: »

Leave it to the professionals.

ah face-kicker...only 5 posts ever and the man's a legend on boards..
some ppl have thousands and will never be remembered

ah for the op..give em a flash of your chest and I bet they'll never do it again...they'll be too busy rushing off home to pull the knob off themselves

Sheeps

Find out where they live and put rotting meats through their letterbox at night.

a5y

Doing anything in a state of rage will do as much harm to yourself as to them. Rage alters the mind in a way as real as drugs do.

Disregard the second rate 4channers commenting on this board trying to plant ideas in your head. Retaliation is just going to cause more retaliation.

Go do some NLP. Don't listen to ideas like getting a gang of your mates with water balloons to surprise them on a freezing cold night, because when they smash the mirrors off your car (or worse...) it is not going to be worth it.

I hope this helps.

krudler

Sheeps wrote: »

Find out where they live and put rotting meats through their letterbox at night.

plural? really? hardcore.

Daisy Steiner

Dónal wrote: »

14-15 - have you tried ratting them out to their parents?

That's what I'm considering, but it could go horribly wrong.

Flygimp wrote: »

Did you bring this on yourself...?

Where is the man in your life (boyfriend or family) to hand out a few b!tch sl@ps to the mickey mouse club?

I don't want any violence, and I don't want to drag my family into.it, I don't want it to escalate so I'm coming around to the idea of having a quiet word with the parents, trouble is, I don't really know them, and I have no proof that they did it.

Rockery Woman wrote: »

Thats disgusting - little f***ers! Perhaps you could contact their parents about their weird behaviour - presuming they have parents that is....... seems some kids are only dragged up rather than reared!

Agreed

AnneElizabeth wrote: »

Why have the kids decided to target you?
Not that it in anyway justifies what they did, I'm just curious :P

I work locally, they hang around the place where I work, I've been aware of them for ages, heard them call me names and never reacted. Can hear them sniggering etc, never bothered me until about 2 weeks ago, One of them was right up behind me making some gestures I sensed him behind me and turned around. He's lucky I didn't floor him, I've been mugged before and while I'm not a basket case I have a hatred of people too close behind me.

So I let fly by asking them what they were laughing at etc, ended up by calling them assholes and walking out.

They've stayed away from me since then, until tonight, earlier, one of them picked up something I dropped and gave it to me. I thought that was really sound and I smiled and said thanks.

About half an hour later the pissing incident happened, the guy who had been nice earlier was the one laughing the hardest.

Pissing on something and hoping I'd touch their piss . . . such absolute scum.

When I saw they had pissed on the car, I didn't react, walked around to the passenger door, they'd done that one too.

Walked back into work, got some napkins and used them to open the door. Got about fifty yards down the road when the shock hit me. Total shock.

Queen-Mise

Electrical voltage through the handles of the doors of the car. I am sure it could be done with the battery.

Watch and laugh... Evilly

Flygimp

Kids who intimidate single women and piss of car door handles... do you expect much enlightenment from their hillbilly trailer park parents?

If you were my wife or sister and subject to such intimidation, the parents of these hobbits would be hung over the bonnet of the car by now, simples.
Ask for help now... as the situation has already got out of hand.
Horrible way to spend your life scared... ask for help chook, no one needs that kind of sh*t on the door step.

Lone Stone

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Can't do it im afraid. Thats assaulting a minor. Yes we'd all love to kick the living sh!t out of our local annoying teenage scummers but you'll get in a lot of trouble. You'll go to prison.

Not worth it.

really well i done this two weeks ago and that little gang of retards is no longer at the gate outside my house and you might aswell be in prison if your gonna let a bunch of little twats make your life hell.

Craebear

Buy a Wolf.

jimthemental

OP if you're not in Limerick confront the little shíts with some backup, preferably male and they wont go near you for awhile. If you are in Limerick you should move to another area around the city.

Daisy Steiner

jimthemental wrote: »

OP if you're not in Limerick confront the little shíts with some backup, preferably male and they wont go near you for awhile. If you are in Limerick you should move to another area around the city.

County Limerick :eek:

DOC09UNAM

jimthemental wrote: »

OP if you're not in Limerick confront the little shíts with some backup, preferably male and they wont go near you for awhile. If you are in Limerick you should move to another area around the city.

I lol'd at that, and I'm from Limerick.

Mainly because I wouldn't confront them here myself, little knacker babies.

Lone Stone wrote: »

really well i done this two weeks ago and that little gang of retards is no longer at the gate outside my house and you might aswell be in prison if your gonna let a bunch of little twats make your life hell.

Wow, you just admitted to kicking the shít out of a bunch of kids, on a public forum, I hope a guard reads this and does something about it, not because you actually did it, but because you posted it online.

cat_dog

Daisy Steiner wrote: »

Tonight, the door handles on my car were pissed on by a low-life ****-head waste of an ejaculation.

I am so horrifically angry. Him and his mates have been trying to humiliate me for weeks now. and they almost got me tonight.

Thankfully, I noticed the piss dripping off the handle and turned to see them having apoplexies of mirth :mad:

They are only 14-15, I phoned the Gardaí afterwards and while the guy on the desk was totally sympathetic, there's not a whole pile they can do.

But I need retribution, I may be 31 years of age but I want these scum to ****ing pay for this ****.

AH I need your help, how will I get these ****s?

You must have done something to piss them off (haha) Stop being a biitch.. or something

Daisy Steiner

cat_dog wrote: »

You must have done something to piss them off (haha) Stop being a biitch.. or something

I'm not a bitch. I don't act like a bitch.