Embarrassing stories

Mrs Garth Brooks · 24-11-2010 02:29PM #1

I was in work today and i hate wearing bras but kinda have to. So i went to fix myself in the hotpress. It was warmer and closer than going to the loo. So i was in the hotpress with the t-shirt rolled up, fixing myself and in walks the boss. The look on his face, i dont think he was expecting it.

I could have died.

listermint · 24-11-2010 02:32PM

Queue 70s music

Chaka Chaka ...

thebigbiffo · 24-11-2010 02:33PM

pics of GTFO!

ziiiiiinggg

**Timbuk2** · 24-11-2010 02:34PM

In secondary school, I came into class late. The door is up the front of the class, whispered sorry to the teacher, then continued to my desk. Foot got caught in the corner of the teacher's desk, I fell over and dropped all my books on the floor. Everybody laughed and my face was red enough to stop traffic

. It took about 5 mins for the class to get calmed down after that

FatherLen · 24-11-2010 02:34PM

so you and your boss in the hotpress with your shirt up. what happened next?

godscop · 24-11-2010 02:35PM

Do you have big tits ?

Scarydoll · 24-11-2010 02:36PM

Thats one way to get a Christmas Bonus.

Pookah · 24-11-2010 02:38PM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I could have died.

AH is the right place for this story. We'll give you all the support you need.

Lord Trollington · 24-11-2010 02:42PM

How long before he walked back out and shut the door??

Unpossible · 24-11-2010 02:42PM

Now thats what I call a sticky situation

Did I do the meme thing right?

biko · 24-11-2010 02:44PM

I was at a garage today and got a flat tyre fixed. On reversing out of the bay I was looking at a girl walking past and reversed into the garage's sign.
Was only going at 1kph but the owner was standing only 5 feet away.
Fairly embarrassing...

FatherLen · 24-11-2010 02:45PM

biko wrote: »

I was at a garage today and got a flat tyre fixed. On reversing out of the bay I was looking at a girl walking past and reversed into the garage's sign.
Was only going at 1kph but the owner was standing only 5 feet away.
Fairly embarrassing...

he didnt notice. he was looking at her too.

giant_midget · 24-11-2010 02:47PM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I was in work today and i hate wearing bras but kinda have to. So i went to fix myself in the hotpress. It was warmer and closer than going to the loo. So i was in the hotpress with the t-shirt rolled up, fixing myself and in walks the boss. The look on his face, i dont think he was expecting it.

I could have died.

If your any way nice looking at all your boss will be pulling his plum to the thought of this later on :pac:

AnonoBoy · 24-11-2010 02:47PM

I got caught f*cking my cousin once.

Too far?

Yakult · 24-11-2010 02:47PM

I posted in this thread... Nuff said.

Funkfield · 24-11-2010 02:49PM

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

In secondary school, I came in class

/thread

Dravokivich · 24-11-2010 02:49PM

erm... hard luck woman?

Princess Peach · 24-11-2010 02:50PM

I'm wracking my brain here and I can't come up with anything! Not that I don't get into embarrassing situations, I just don't tend to get embarrassed. I just laugh at myself really :pac:

24-11-2010 02:51PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

pics of GTFO!

Here you go

FatherLen · 24-11-2010 02:53PM

i once ripped my trousers trying to show off to a bunch of hot girls in school. that was a long day

Gillo · 24-11-2010 02:57PM

In work years ago and was serving the particularly annoying customer who had no intention of buying anything, anyway I feel a massive fart brewing and was trying to hold it in. No matter what I tried I couldn't get rid of the customer so eventually figured; they're normally silent just let it out- out came one of my loudest scented bottom burp ever. The one good thing was it helped to get rid of the customer.

Lord Trollington · 24-11-2010 02:57PM

I once took the piss out of my friends ugly than sin sister, whilst the firend was in my company completely forgetting my friend was her sister.
I was wondering why no one was laughing only me, completely forgetting the company i was in.

The following 10 minute silence was unbelievable.

Turtyturd · 24-11-2010 03:00PM

I was in work today and went into the hot press to have a ****, turns out some woman was in there playing with her tits.

Pookah · 24-11-2010 03:02PM

Just curious, OP...

Where do you work that has a hotpress?

FatherLen · 24-11-2010 03:04PM

Pookah wrote: »

Just curious, OP...

Where do you work that has a hotpress?

a brothel?

I-Shot-Jr · 24-11-2010 03:08PM

Mandatory "I called my teacher mammy" post.

Seems cute now but at the time I was almost in tears.

jimthemental · 24-11-2010 03:09PM

FatherLen wrote: »

a brothel?

Then why would she bother wearing a bra?

FatherLen · 24-11-2010 03:09PM

tease?
ah i dunno where i was going with that.
i will try harder next time

ClutchIt · 24-11-2010 03:20PM

Slagging off a guy we used to know in my friends sitting room. Nobody is saying anything... complete silence. Then I look at my friends shocked faces... I turn slowly to the left and there is the guys sister who we are all friends with too. Totally didn't realise she was in the room at all. She hated me for a while. So embarrassing.

Capt'n Midnight · 24-11-2010 07:10PM

FatherLen wrote: »

so you and your boss in the hotpress with your shirt up. what happened next?

I've heard this story before

He claimed to be sleepwalking and got €10m

scientific1982 · 24-11-2010 07:38PM

Wore boxer shorts to a swimming pool in my early teens as I didnt have any swimming trunks. Was walking around the pool and people started to stare at me, looked down and my lad was hanging out. Not good.

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