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Nurse..possible job loss!

  • 18-11-2010 12:38AM
    #1
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭


    Was hit with this today...being AH..I need a laugh, so hit me..I may need alternative modes of employment..
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  • #2
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,444 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    ooohhhh matron


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Themed stripper.


  • #4
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Emely Whispering Matrix wrote: »
    Themed stripper.

    How do ye think I am paying for me windows?!





    (just ordered double glazing,can't do the half smileyy thing as am too sober!)


  • #5
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Didn't you post about shaving someone's privates before?
    Maybe you could turn it into a profession :D


  • #6
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Make sure you keep the Uniform.

    Could be uplifting for some.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #7
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Didn't you post about shaving someone's privates before?
    Maybe you could turn it into a profession :D

    She could make a movie called 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'.


  • #8
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Absurdum wrote: »
    ooohhhh matron

    I won a kariokee thingy in corfu with a nurses hat on doing wild thing by the troggs..does that do it for you..(did it on my last nitr by request on a ploe..)


  • #9
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Get an apprenticeship in the construction industry or maybe a job as a labourer.

    You're welcome.


  • #10
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    I like her. She has been drinking :)


  • #11
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Didn't you post about shaving someone's privates before?
    Maybe you could turn it into a profession :D

    Holy jaysus, is notin sacred here! Ya I did, ye ba$$ard, how dif ye know that?


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  • #12
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    shuvly wrote: »
    Holy jaysus, is notin sacred here! Ya I did, ye ba$$ard, how dif ye know that?

    This is AH. Everyone knows everything about everybody. Except me of course.


  • #13
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    K-9 wrote: »
    Make sure you keep the Uniform.

    Could be uplifting for some.

    Believr me hun..it has been..


  • #14
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    How many erections did you finger flick away, or is that just an urban myth?

    See post 15 below

    http://forums.nurse.com/showthread.php?4797-Pretty-Dead-Here


  • #15
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    shuvly wrote: »
    Holy jaysus, is notin sacred here! Ya I did, ye ba$$ard, how dif ye know that?

    Er, cos i posted in it.
    Some threads just stick in your head :D


  • #16
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,426 ✭✭✭testicle


    Confab wrote: »
    She could make a movie called 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'.

    Already done...


  • #17
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,444 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    shuvly wrote: »
    I won a kariokee thingy in corfu with a nurses hat on doing wild thing by the troggs..does that do it for you..(did it on my last nitr by request on a ploe..)

    pics and I'll decide


  • #18
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    DonJose wrote: »
    How many erections did you finger flick away, or is that just an urban myth?

    See post 15 below

    http://forums.nurse.com/showthread.php?4797-Pretty-Dead-Here

    as per alwaysdub...I dont flick..


  • #19
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    shuvly wrote: »
    Was hit with this today...being AH..I need a laugh, so hit me..I may need alternative modes of employment..

    If you've nothing to keep you here, then leave.... go explore the world :)


  • #20
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    **** em, have been tolf by all to keep me mouth shut and my head up!..think I would earn more money bother way round


  • #21
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,444 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    ok lads we've got a drunken nurse on our hands, you know what to do :D


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  • #22
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Absurdum wrote: »
    ok lads we've got a drunken nurse on our hands, you know what to do :D
    Ah la, educate me through the 5, sorry 2 steps...


  • #23
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Absurdum wrote: »
    ok lads we've got a drunken nurse on our hands, you know what to do :D

    Send her to coppers?


  • #24
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    shuvly wrote: »
    **** em, have been tolf by all to keep me mouth shut and my head up!..think I would earn more money bother way round

    Hellllooo nurse!


  • #25
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    oppenheimer1 wrote: »
    Send her to coppers?

    Emm, woulk love that but was banned 3 times un a row for being...me,and smoking doesnt help. cos [URL="file://\\i"]\\i[/URL] can never get back in..anfd am not am feckin smugly, r a 999!,,but ya, hav had a few tinight, feck the ****ers


  • #26
    The Boss Of You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭The Boss Of You


    shuvly wrote: »
    How do ye think I am paying for me windows?!



    Ah...haven't been to Amsterdam in ages...


  • #27
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    shuvly wrote: »
    as per alwaysdub...I dont flick..

    Thank fukk for Filipino nurses!!!


  • #28
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    shuvly wrote: »
    .....anfd am not am feckin smugly, r a 999!,,but ya, hav had a few tinight, feck the ****ers
    :confused: had a few you say??!:P


  • #29
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    DonJose wrote: »
    Thank fukk for Filipino nurses!!!

    Us irish gals just send your details..if ye have any ..straight through to theatre..it's amazing what a preop shave for a tonsillectomu shiws up...


  • #30
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    shuvly wrote: »
    Believr me hun..it has been..

    Oerrr Matron!

    Do tell,do tell!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #31
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    phill106 wrote: »
    Hellllooo nurse!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6-UftBHk9A

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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