Nurse..possible job loss!

shuvly · 17-11-2010 11:38pm #1

Was hit with this today...being AH..I need a laugh, so hit me..I may need alternative modes of employment..

Absurdum · 17-11-2010 11:39pm

ooohhhh matron

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-11-2010 11:39pm

Themed stripper.

shuvly · 17-11-2010 11:41pm

Emely Whispering Matrix wrote: »

Themed stripper.

How do ye think I am paying for me windows?!

(just ordered double glazing,can't do the half smileyy thing as am too sober!)

alwaysadub · 17-11-2010 11:44pm

Didn't you post about shaving someone's privates before?
Maybe you could turn it into a profession

K-9 · 17-11-2010 11:46pm

Make sure you keep the Uniform.

Could be uplifting for some.

Mr Benevolent · 17-11-2010 11:47pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

Didn't you post about shaving someone's privates before?
Maybe you could turn it into a profession

She could make a movie called 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'.

shuvly · 17-11-2010 11:48pm

Absurdum wrote: »

ooohhhh matron

I won a kariokee thingy in corfu with a nurses hat on doing wild thing by the troggs..does that do it for you..(did it on my last nitr by request on a ploe..)

Danbo! · 17-11-2010 11:50pm

Get an apprenticeship in the construction industry or maybe a job as a labourer.

You're welcome.

phill106 · 17-11-2010 11:50pm

I like her. She has been drinking

shuvly · 17-11-2010 11:50pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

Didn't you post about shaving someone's privates before?
Maybe you could turn it into a profession

Holy jaysus, is notin sacred here! Ya I did, ye ba$$ard, how dif ye know that?

Mr Benevolent · 17-11-2010 11:52pm

shuvly wrote: »

Holy jaysus, is notin sacred here! Ya I did, ye ba$$ard, how dif ye know that?

This is AH. Everyone knows everything about everybody. Except me of course.

shuvly · 17-11-2010 11:53pm

K-9 wrote: »

Make sure you keep the Uniform.

Could be uplifting for some.

Believr me hun..it has been..

DonJose · 17-11-2010 11:54pm

How many erections did you finger flick away, or is that just an urban myth?

See post 15 below

http://forums.nurse.com/showthread.php?4797-Pretty-Dead-Here

alwaysadub · 17-11-2010 11:55pm

shuvly wrote: »

Holy jaysus, is notin sacred here! Ya I did, ye ba$$ard, how dif ye know that?

Er, cos i posted in it.
Some threads just stick in your head

testicle · 17-11-2010 11:56pm

Confab wrote: »

She could make a movie called 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'.

Already done...

Absurdum · 17-11-2010 11:57pm

shuvly wrote: »

I won a kariokee thingy in corfu with a nurses hat on doing wild thing by the troggs..does that do it for you..(did it on my last nitr by request on a ploe..)

pics and I'll decide

shuvly · 17-11-2010 11:58pm

DonJose wrote: »

How many erections did you finger flick away, or is that just an urban myth?

See post 15 below

http://forums.nurse.com/showthread.php?4797-Pretty-Dead-Here

as per alwaysdub...I dont flick..

oppenheimer1 · 18-11-2010 12:00am

shuvly wrote: »

Was hit with this today...being AH..I need a laugh, so hit me..I may need alternative modes of employment..

If you've nothing to keep you here, then leave.... go explore the world

shuvly · 18-11-2010 12:06am

**** em, have been tolf by all to keep me mouth shut and my head up!..think I would earn more money bother way round

Absurdum · 18-11-2010 12:07am

ok lads we've got a drunken nurse on our hands, you know what to do

shuvly · 18-11-2010 12:10am

Absurdum wrote: »

ok lads we've got a drunken nurse on our hands, you know what to do

Ah la, educate me through the 5, sorry 2 steps...

oppenheimer1 · 18-11-2010 12:12am

Absurdum wrote: »

ok lads we've got a drunken nurse on our hands, you know what to do

Send her to coppers?

phill106 · 18-11-2010 12:12am

shuvly wrote: »

**** em, have been tolf by all to keep me mouth shut and my head up!..think I would earn more money bother way round

Hellllooo nurse!

shuvly · 18-11-2010 12:17am

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

Send her to coppers?

Emm, woulk love that but was banned 3 times un a row for being...me,and smoking doesnt help. cos [URL="file://\\i"]\\i[/URL] can never get back in..anfd am not am feckin smugly, r a 999!,,but ya, hav had a few tinight, feck the ****ers

The Boss Of You · 18-11-2010 12:18am

shuvly wrote: »

How do ye think I am paying for me windows?!

Ah...haven't been to Amsterdam in ages...

DonJose · 18-11-2010 12:18am

shuvly wrote: »

as per alwaysdub...I dont flick..

Thank fukk for Filipino nurses!!!

oppenheimer1 · 18-11-2010 12:21am

shuvly wrote: »

.....anfd am not am feckin smugly, r a 999!,,but ya, hav had a few tinight, feck the ****ers

had a few you say??!:P

shuvly · 18-11-2010 12:25am

DonJose wrote: »

Thank fukk for Filipino nurses!!!

Us irish gals just send your details..if ye have any ..straight through to theatre..it's amazing what a preop shave for a tonsillectomu shiws up...

K-9 · 18-11-2010 12:29am

shuvly wrote: »

Believr me hun..it has been..

Oerrr Matron!

Do tell,do tell!

K-9 · 18-11-2010 12:33am

phill106 wrote: »

Hellllooo nurse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6-UftBHk9A

shuvly · 18-11-2010 12:38am

Anyhoo, there was me, barely a nurse, and I did wear a unifoirm then,..hated tights, was a suspenders gal, anyhoo, was told to do a shave, there was a gak there holking his hand, I asked her to go out, he asked her to stay..I then found out that it was a tonsillectomy and that was his suster....love my job

K-9 · 18-11-2010 1:21am

shuvly wrote: »

Anyhoo, there was me, barely a nurse, and I did wear a unifoirm then,..hated tights, was a suspenders gal, anyhoo, was told to do a shave, there was a gak there holking his hand, I asked her to go out, he asked her to stay..I then found out that it was a tonsillectomy and that was his suster....love my job

Huh?

Anyway, you had me at suspenders.

shuvly · 18-11-2010 1:23am

Did the hole(!!!)) story earlier, but,,(but was involved. in a big wY)..BUt now am off but lock..(or cap lovk, couldny poss say it again) ..am listening to van the van on me heads thats saying baby plarse dont go...he b is a bit of my religion on a bad nite..ease my trublre,..end of story..ease my trouble..dont wanna lose my job..end of..bought my house im shiyr times...but dont want to lose my litle house..nite nite

Fizman · 18-11-2010 1:39am

shuvly wrote: »

Did the hole(!!!)) story earlier, but,,(but was involved. in a big wY)..BUt now am off but lock..(or cap lovk, couldny poss say it again) ..am listening to van the van on me heads thats saying baby plarse dont go...he b is a bit of my religion on a bad nite..ease my trublre,..end of story..ease my trouble..dont wanna lose my job..end of..bought my house im shiyr times...but dont want to lose my litle house..nite nite

I want to be on you.

K-9 · 18-11-2010 1:40am

shuvly wrote: »

Did the hole(!!!)) story earlier, but,,(but was involved. in a big wY)..BUt now am off but lock..(or cap lovk, couldny poss say it again) ..am listening to van the van on me heads thats saying baby plarse dont go...he b is a bit of my religion on a bad nite..ease my trublre,..end of story..ease my trouble..dont wanna lose my job..end of..bought my house im shiyr times...but dont want to lose my litle house..nite nite

Ah pet, we'll just have to struggle on, all in the same boat. Van the Man is brilliant.

I lost my house a few years ago, different reasons, split and all that. I've a 12 year old to remind me what is more important than bricks and mortar.The Bank will talk to you if you can come up with some money.

As good ould Frank said:

shuvly · 18-11-2010 3:06am

Fizman wrote: »

I want to be on you.

ok,book the church and the fastest car avaiable..\i am there...no more ****in weddings/christenings/deaths/bar..****in..mitchvas..or anything else remotely family like....I am a nobody out of ****ing here! end of ****in of.....

In real feckin speak...wtf...lol...ats...miu...lua...lmao(I particularly hate this **** as well as thee fekin ha ha feckin "lol"..get a lol fewckin lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...am limited with the language i use here but if I wasn't I would tell ye to **** right off

shuvly · 18-11-2010 3:58am

I a apologise fir the swaering that i did, but i am mega fuked off..I am not usually a quiet one, and I dont think I will be,aka me ma , **** em, if I am going dowmn, I will take the over paid admin feckers with me..:):):)( and we will now take the vote from the admin jury:mad::mad::mad:)............................:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

I really dont understand the relevance of wot I just did, but I love you all...barry.