Stupid f***ing words and phrases.

imitation · 11-10-2010 10:49PM

I hate the all the "recession" words too, mainly because they are an easy excuse for people to be dicks, you can usually find it being said by employers, buyers and even people giving advice. Then of course you see the same people speeding off in there 10 reg car.

Sofiztikated · 11-10-2010 10:50PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

What about people who say basically 10 times in the space of 30 seconds.

So, basically, what you are basically saying is that, basically, you don't like idiots. To be basic.

PaulieC wrote: »

That word wrecks my head...sorry but had to say it!!

I can deal. Its not used a lot any more, and I like that. I also called someone a Dime Bar the other day.

Pighead · 11-10-2010 10:50PM

Oh and don't get Pighead started on those fcukers who use that annoying "no offence but........" before proceeding to say something absolutely horrid about you.

Like last week when Crafty Charlie walks into Pigheads living-room and goes "No offence Pighead but you're an absolute arsehole"

Was just about to get offended and challenge him as to why he thought Pighead was so arseholy when the realisation hit home that the crafty fcuker had structered his sentence in such a way that Pighead was unable to get offended by what was obviously a horrible slur on his good character.

Very very frustrating phrase that one.

Another one that gets on Pigheads nerves is when people say "The elephant in the room" Pighead must have heard this expression about a hundred times and each and every single time for a millisecond he always always looks around the room thinking that there is an actual elephant in the room. Crushing disappointment always follows.

fonecrusher1 · 11-10-2010 10:52PM

Im not racist but....

Aldebaran · 11-10-2010 10:52PM

Fashionista.

*shudder*

boomtown84 · 11-10-2010 10:52PM

heard a cracker while working behind the bar at some gay theatre festival thing.
"oh ya must have been morto dot com!"(mortified)
not really annoying,sh@t myself laughing,he was deadly serious!

vincentdunne · 11-10-2010 10:53PM

He/she 'does not suffer fools gladly' !! = he/she is an ignorant, intolerant pig and an absolute git to work for.

Pherekydes · 11-10-2010 10:55PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Its have a rant Monday. Whos next?

The apostrophe?

Pherekydes · 11-10-2010 11:01PM

"Literally"

People who use this should be literally shot!

"I'm so hungry, I'm literally starving".

No you're not, you literal fcukwit.

D'Agger · 11-10-2010 11:02PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

I also called someone a Dime Bar the other day.

Never heard of that one myself....were they crunchy on the outside yet smooth on the inside or something - that was a great ad - ARRRRRMADILLOS

Sanjuro · 11-10-2010 11:06PM

TheZohan wrote: »

"cool story bro".

Die.

This. A thousand times this. Insta-ban for anybody who uses it, please mods.

Jev/N · 11-10-2010 11:10PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

What about people who say basically 10 times in the space of 30 seconds.

I used to do that and hated it... it was my 'uhm' :pac:

Liam Byrne · 11-10-2010 11:10PM

"staycation" and other such made-up words.

Then there's the usual suspects here on boards, such as "could of".

Marketing bull**** like "essential" and "you need this".......I've survived this long with out them, and I've just been put off your product due to blatant fraudulent misrepresentation.

If I were to list all of the ones that make me cringe, boards would crash.

starbelgrade · 11-10-2010 11:11PM

I hate the word 'no'. As is;

"No, I won't have sex with you."

"Sorry, no. The bar's closed."

"No, I won't deliver the paper to your storeroom."

and

"No. You can't eat my last chip."

Teutorix · 11-10-2010 11:12PM

Sanjuro wrote: »

This. A thousand times this. Insta-ban for anybody who uses it, please mods.

Cool story bro.

cherryghost · 11-10-2010 11:13PM

'Same difference'

sesna · 11-10-2010 11:14PM

"The only game in town", especially inrelation to NAMA. They have curiously gone very quiet on that one lately.

"Take the pain".

pikachucheeks · 11-10-2010 11:16PM

"Chillaxing"

:mad:

btard · 11-10-2010 11:17PM

'Fit for purpose'

Does my ****ing head in.

Sanjuro · 11-10-2010 11:18PM

Teutorix wrote: »

Cool story bro.

Mods? MODS?! MMMMMOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSS!

Teutorix · 11-10-2010 11:19PM

Sanjuro wrote: »

Mods? MODS?! MMMMMOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSS!

Problem Sanjuro?

YouSavedMyLife · 11-10-2010 11:20PM

This thread is pretty random

11-10-2010 11:20PM

IMO... Of course it's your opinion, so why say it?
IMHO... Does this mean that IMO might not have been honest? Or are you now proclaiming to be humble, and before you were not?

Red Hand · 11-10-2010 11:22PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

IMO... Of course it's your opinion, so why say it?

IMHO... Does this mean that IMO might not have been honest? Or are you now proclaiming to be humble, and before you were not?

Talk to the paw, coz the snout ain't listening.

:pac::pac:

dunsandin · 11-10-2010 11:22PM

"Going forward"....... wnkr
"I'm the kind of guy who............" wnkr
"I'd love to but..........."wnkr
"Don't you just love ........." No. Wnkr.
"I have a really funny story about ......" No you don't. Wnkr

Pighead · 11-10-2010 11:23PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

"Chillaxing"

:mad:

Are you not a fan of all blended together words or is it just that one which annoys you? Surely you don't hate the "spork"?

SportsGreatest · 11-10-2010 11:23PM

"Soccer." That word makes me cringe. Everytime I hear it, the sound of an American saying it pops to mind. It's football!

"Snog." Most of you probably use this, but I hate the word. It's "meet" these days.

"That's a bummer." This just sounds so stupid to me.

johnnyrotten wrote: »

The flogging to death of the word "LIKE", like.

Indeed, I am guilty of that. Everyone [young] I know is to be honest.

We don't actually like know we're doing it like, it just like comes naturally. Honestly, that's how we talk... :rolleyes:

11-10-2010 11:27PM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Talk to the paw, coz the snout ain't listening.

Tiffany Granath would be impressed with this foxy statement.

Teutorix · 11-10-2010 11:28PM

SportsGreatest wrote: »

It's "meet" these days.

What are you 12?

Mars Bar · 11-10-2010 11:29PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

What about people who say basically 10 times in the space of 30 seconds.

We had a lecturer last year who managed to include that word on average 3 times per sentence. I kid you not. It was so incredibly painful to listen to. The lads in my course counted at least 200 times he said it in one lecture and that was before they lost count.

I'm gonna have nightmares of him and that word tonight now.

Stupid f***ing words and phrases.

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