Stupid f***ing words and phrases.

Sofiztikated

Words and phrases I hate. (Should probably be in R&R, Mods feel free to move if you want)

Recessionary. Will you get to **** with that word. I swear, if anyone else says, "In these Recessionary times..." I'm going to punch them in the ovaries. (Its usually women)

Babychino. Its the latest added to my list. Haven't heard it in conversation yet, but I saw it in the Cries of Retail thread in R&R, and it immediately got on my nerves.

In this economic climate. Wanker. You really haven't a clue as to what's going on. But you've heard it used, and think it sounds good.

Ute a mean. Someone here uses this exact phrase for "You know what I mean," and it irritates the hell out of me. Every time it's used, my spleen wants to bust out, and strangle them.

Laul. Someone actually said LOL in conversation the other day. What, are you 12?

bareback mountain

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Words and phrases I hate. (Should probably be in R&R, Mods feel free to move if you want)

Recessionary. Will you get to **** with that word. I swear, if anyone else says, "In these Recessionary times..." I'm going to punch them in the ovaries. (Its usually women)

Babychino. Its the latest added to my list. Haven't heard it in conversation yet, but I saw it in the Cries of Retail thread in R&R, and it immediately got on my nerves.

In this economic climate. Wanker. You really haven't a clue as to what's going on. But you've heard it used, and think it sounds good.

Ute a mean. Someone here uses this exact phrase for "You know what I mean," and it irritates the hell out of me. Every time it's used, my spleen wants to bust out, and strangle them.

Laul. Someone actually said LOL in conversation the other day. What, are you 12?

Agree with you. F***s me off big time!! I rang for room service earlier. No answer. Too busy on boards hmm?

alwaysadub

What's babychino? Never heard of it.

El Guapo!

I hate when people mix names together.........Brangelina......Jedward.......Theres plenty more that I cant think of right now but...To all the people who make up these names.....


EAT SHÍT AND DIE

fonecrusher1

Its have a rant Monday. Whos next?

pikachucheeks

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's babychino? Never heard of it.

I think the OP was referring to my post in R&R...

Babychino = cappuccino for a child. Foam, chocolate powder on top and some mini marshmallows if you're feeling fancy.

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

El Guapo!

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I think the OP was referring to my post in R&R...

Babychino = cappuccino for a child. Foam, chocolate powder on top and some mini marshmallows if you're feeling fancy.

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

I thought they were a tiny pair of chinos for a baby or something!

D'Agger

"omg" - only women say this, any men who do so should have jaws broken, balls blended up and fed to them through a straw

"Session on" - That's right, you're at a social gathering where alcoholic beverages are being dispensed....no need to clarify it so shut the fúck up.

D'Agger

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I think the OP was referring to my post in R&R...

Babychino = cappuccino for a child. Foam, chocolate powder on top and some mini marshmallows if you're feeling fancy.

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

If you say the word "Babychino" I'd imagine you're already feeling fancy :pac:

Snowie

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Words and phrases I hate. (Should probably be in R&R, Mods feel free to move if you want)

Recessionary. Will you get to **** with that word. I swear, if anyone else says, "In these Recessionary times..." I'm going to punch them in the ovaries. (Its usually women)

Babychino. Its the latest added to my list. Haven't heard it in conversation yet, but I saw it in the Cries of Retail thread in R&R, and it immediately got on my nerves.

In this economic climate. Wanker. You really haven't a clue as to what's going on. But you've heard it used, and think it sounds good.

Ute a mean. Someone here uses this exact phrase for "You know what I mean," and it irritates the hell out of me. Every time it's used, my spleen wants to bust out, and strangle them.

Laul. Someone actually said LOL in conversation the other day. What, are you 12?

tl:tr
Talk to frank

bareback mountain

pikachucheeks wrote: »

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People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

Americans and americanisms - they are everywhere tonight:eek:

bazmaiden

"happy out"

"moving forward"

Rented Mule

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Its have a rant Monday. Whos next?

I'm holding out for tomorrow.

It's Two for Tuesday.

Sofiztikated

bareback mountain wrote: »

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Agree with you. F***s me off big time!! I rang for room service earlier. No answer. Too busy on boards hmm?

This...eh...crap. Rumbled. :pac:

Dean09 wrote: »

I hate when people mix names together.........Brangelina......Jedward.......Theres plenty more that I cant think of right now but...To all the people who make up these names.....


EAT SHÍT AND DIE

Jedward. What absolute tit came up with that. AAAARRRGGGH. (also, the Eat **** and die combined with the pic in your sig made me crack up.)

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I think the OP was referring to my post in R&R...

Babychino = cappuccino for a child. Foam, chocolate powder on top and some mini marshmallows if you're feeling fancy.

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

People, in general, are irritable, skittish and stupid.

Inbox

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner

stovelid

Savage

Epic

Fail

I_Am_The_Walrus

bazmaiden wrote: »

"happy out"

That one REALLY gets on my nerves

TheZohanS

"cool story bro".

Die.

fonecrusher1

bazmaiden wrote: »

"moving forward"

People who say this = tossers.

Every time you hear this you should ask "move forward to where exactly?" & act genuinely puzzled. But breath heavily as you say it to add an element of creepiness.

Scráib

'Going forward': Business people use it too much in the office. What the hell is wrong with the phrase 'In future'? It makes more sense and isn't a buzz word that idiots use to sound clever.

'Proactive'. Holy crap, I really hate this one. "Be proactive about it", "He's very proactive". I hate that buzzword, what's wrong with 'be energetic'?

Generally office buzzwords grate on my nerves.

Sofiztikated

Oh, I forgot:

Random.

(Use it in a sentence, please Bob) I was feeling random the other day, and bough some food in a Polish/Lituanian shop...

Immediately on my "You're a spa" list. Sad to say though, this does include some of my family, as they have used it on Facebook.

Actually, while I'm at it:

Friended

As in, I friended you on Facebook. **** off with your friended.

Dudess

Any dumb-fuk corporate speak - "go the extra mile", "think outside the box" etc.

Disclaimer: I've probably used every one of the annoying phrases that annoy me.

carab

"Going forward................."

bronte

"In the current climate"

Anyone who says this does not deserve their own tongue.
They should have to borrow someone elses and THINK before they speak.

:mad:

Oh, oh and another one
" I'm so excited to go to the concert"

Dunno why but that WRECKS my head.

Oh and when you're on a fashion website and there's a link telling you to "Shop the collection"

Arrrgh!

fonecrusher1

What about people who say basically 10 times in the space of 30 seconds.

Pighead

Pighead hates it when Freddy Fartypants lets one rip and proudly proclaims "Better out than in, eh eh eh?"

Bollox it is Freddy. It's better in than out and you bloody well know it. By letting it out you have caused everybody in the room to go green due to the noxious odours of your arse innards. Keep it in and save it for later on when you are on your own or have invested in a pair of vacuum tight y-fronts.

johnnyrotten

The flogging to death of the word "LIKE", like.

The Maverick

Innovation/Innovate/Innovative

One of the most overused words lately.Every single thing seems to have to be innovative now,otherwise its doomed to failure.

D'Agger

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Oh, I forgot:

Random.

(Use it in a sentence, please Bob) I was feeling random the other day, and bough some food in a Polish/Lituanian shop...

Immediately on my "You're a spa" list. Sad to say though, this does include some of my family, as they have used it on Facebook.

That word wrecks my head...sorry but had to say it!!

dunsandin

pikachucheeks wrote: »

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanoisms.

FYP:)

D'Agger

The Maverick wrote: »

Innovation/Innovate/Innovative

One of the most overused words lately.Every single thing seems to have to be innovative now,otherwise its doomed to failure.

I had a 2 hour lecture every Monday last year on Innovation - you've no idea how hated that lecturer was!!

imitation

I hate the all the "recession" words too, mainly because they are an easy excuse for people to be dicks, you can usually find it being said by employers, buyers and even people giving advice. Then of course you see the same people speeding off in there 10 reg car.

Sofiztikated

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

What about people who say basically 10 times in the space of 30 seconds.

So, basically, what you are basically saying is that, basically, you don't like idiots. To be basic.

PaulieC wrote: »

That word wrecks my head...sorry but had to say it!!

I can deal. Its not used a lot any more, and I like that. I also called someone a Dime Bar the other day.

Pighead

Oh and don't get Pighead started on those fcukers who use that annoying "no offence but........" before proceeding to say something absolutely horrid about you.

Like last week when Crafty Charlie walks into Pigheads living-room and goes "No offence Pighead but you're an absolute arsehole"

Was just about to get offended and challenge him as to why he thought Pighead was so arseholy when the realisation hit home that the crafty fcuker had structered his sentence in such a way that Pighead was unable to get offended by what was obviously a horrible slur on his good character.

Very very frustrating phrase that one.

Another one that gets on Pigheads nerves is when people say "The elephant in the room" Pighead must have heard this expression about a hundred times and each and every single time for a millisecond he always always looks around the room thinking that there is an actual elephant in the room. Crushing disappointment always follows.

fonecrusher1

Im not racist but....

Aldebaran

Fashionista.

*shudder*

boomtown84

heard a cracker while working behind the bar at some gay theatre festival thing.
"oh ya must have been morto dot com!"(mortified)
not really annoying,sh@t myself laughing,he was deadly serious!

vincentdunne

He/she 'does not suffer fools gladly' !! = he/she is an ignorant, intolerant pig and an absolute git to work for.

Pherekydes

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Its have a rant Monday. Whos next?

The apostrophe?

Pherekydes

"Literally"

People who use this should be literally shot!

"I'm so hungry, I'm literally starving".

No you're not, you literal fcukwit.

D'Agger

Sofiztikated wrote: »

I also called someone a Dime Bar the other day.

Never heard of that one myself....were they crunchy on the outside yet smooth on the inside or something - that was a great ad - ARRRRRMADILLOS

Sanjuro

TheZohan wrote: »

"cool story bro".

Die.

This. A thousand times this. Insta-ban for anybody who uses it, please mods.

Jev/N

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

What about people who say basically 10 times in the space of 30 seconds.

I used to do that and hated it... it was my 'uhm' :pac:

Liam Byrne

"staycation" and other such made-up words.

Then there's the usual suspects here on boards, such as "could of".

Marketing bull**** like "essential" and "you need this".......I've survived this long with out them, and I've just been put off your product due to blatant fraudulent misrepresentation.

If I were to list all of the ones that make me cringe, boards would crash.

starbelgrade

I hate the word 'no'. As is;

"No, I won't have sex with you."

"Sorry, no. The bar's closed."

"No, I won't deliver the paper to your storeroom."

and

"No. You can't eat my last chip."

Teutorix

Sanjuro wrote: »

This. A thousand times this. Insta-ban for anybody who uses it, please mods.

Cool story bro.

cherryghost

'Same difference'

sesna

"The only game in town", especially inrelation to NAMA. They have curiously gone very quiet on that one lately.

"Take the pain".

pikachucheeks

"Chillaxing"

:mad:

btard

'Fit for purpose'

Does my ****ing head in.

Sanjuro

Teutorix wrote: »

Cool story bro.

Mods? MODS?! MMMMMOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSS!