Stupid f***ing words and phrases.

Sofiztikated · 11-10-2010 10:13PM #1

Words and phrases I hate. (Should probably be in R&R, Mods feel free to move if you want)

Recessionary. Will you get to **** with that word. I swear, if anyone else says, "In these Recessionary times..." I'm going to punch them in the ovaries. (Its usually women)

Babychino. Its the latest added to my list. Haven't heard it in conversation yet, but I saw it in the Cries of Retail thread in R&R, and it immediately got on my nerves.

In this economic climate. Wanker. You really haven't a clue as to what's going on. But you've heard it used, and think it sounds good.

Ute a mean. Someone here uses this exact phrase for "You know what I mean," and it irritates the hell out of me. Every time it's used, my spleen wants to bust out, and strangle them.

Laul. Someone actually said LOL in conversation the other day. What, are you 12?

bareback mountain · 11-10-2010 10:17PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Words and phrases I hate. (Should probably be in R&R, Mods feel free to move if you want)

Recessionary. Will you get to **** with that word. I swear, if anyone else says, "In these Recessionary times..." I'm going to punch them in the ovaries. (Its usually women)

Babychino. Its the latest added to my list. Haven't heard it in conversation yet, but I saw it in the Cries of Retail thread in R&R, and it immediately got on my nerves.

In this economic climate. Wanker. You really haven't a clue as to what's going on. But you've heard it used, and think it sounds good.

Ute a mean. Someone here uses this exact phrase for "You know what I mean," and it irritates the hell out of me. Every time it's used, my spleen wants to bust out, and strangle them.

Laul. Someone actually said LOL in conversation the other day. What, are you 12?

Agree with you. F***s me off big time!! I rang for room service earlier. No answer. Too busy on boards hmm?

alwaysadub · 11-10-2010 10:17PM

What's babychino? Never heard of it.

El Guapo! · 11-10-2010 10:18PM

I hate when people mix names together.........Brangelina......Jedward.......Theres plenty more that I cant think of right now but...To all the people who make up these names.....

EAT SHÍT AND DIE

fonecrusher1 · 11-10-2010 10:18PM

Its have a rant Monday. Whos next?

pikachucheeks · 11-10-2010 10:21PM

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's babychino? Never heard of it.

I think the OP was referring to my post in R&R...

Babychino = cappuccino for a child. Foam, chocolate powder on top and some mini marshmallows if you're feeling fancy.

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

El Guapo! · 11-10-2010 10:23PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I think the OP was referring to my post in R&R...

Babychino = cappuccino for a child. Foam, chocolate powder on top and some mini marshmallows if you're feeling fancy.

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

I thought they were a tiny pair of chinos for a baby or something!

D'Agger · 11-10-2010 10:23PM

"omg" - only women say this, any men who do so should have jaws broken, balls blended up and fed to them through a straw

"Session on" - That's right, you're at a social gathering where alcoholic beverages are being dispensed....no need to clarify it so shut the fúck up.

D'Agger · 11-10-2010 10:24PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I think the OP was referring to my post in R&R...

Babychino = cappuccino for a child. Foam, chocolate powder on top and some mini marshmallows if you're feeling fancy.

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

If you say the word "Babychino" I'd imagine you're already feeling fancy :pac:

Snowie · 11-10-2010 10:25PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Words and phrases I hate. (Should probably be in R&R, Mods feel free to move if you want)

Recessionary. Will you get to **** with that word. I swear, if anyone else says, "In these Recessionary times..." I'm going to punch them in the ovaries. (Its usually women)

Babychino. Its the latest added to my list. Haven't heard it in conversation yet, but I saw it in the Cries of Retail thread in R&R, and it immediately got on my nerves.

In this economic climate. Wanker. You really haven't a clue as to what's going on. But you've heard it used, and think it sounds good.

Ute a mean. Someone here uses this exact phrase for "You know what I mean," and it irritates the hell out of me. Every time it's used, my spleen wants to bust out, and strangle them.

Laul. Someone actually said LOL in conversation the other day. What, are you 12?

tl:tr
Talk to frank

bareback mountain · 11-10-2010 10:25PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

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People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

Americans and americanisms - they are everywhere tonight:eek:

bazmaiden · 11-10-2010 10:26PM

"happy out"

"moving forward"

Rented Mule · 11-10-2010 10:27PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Its have a rant Monday. Whos next?

I'm holding out for tomorrow.

It's Two for Tuesday.

Sofiztikated · 11-10-2010 10:28PM

bareback mountain wrote: »

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Agree with you. F***s me off big time!! I rang for room service earlier. No answer. Too busy on boards hmm?

This...eh...crap. Rumbled. :pac:

Dean09 wrote: »

I hate when people mix names together.........Brangelina......Jedward.......Theres plenty more that I cant think of right now but...To all the people who make up these names.....

EAT SHÍT AND DIE

Jedward. What absolute tit came up with that. AAAARRRGGGH. (also, the Eat **** and die combined with the pic in your sig made me crack up.)

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I think the OP was referring to my post in R&R...

Babychino = cappuccino for a child. Foam, chocolate powder on top and some mini marshmallows if you're feeling fancy.

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanisms.

People, in general, are irritable, skittish and stupid.

Inbox · 11-10-2010 10:29PM

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner

stovelid · 11-10-2010 10:29PM

Savage

Epic

Fail

I_Am_The_Walrus · 11-10-2010 10:30PM

bazmaiden wrote: »

"happy out"

That one REALLY gets on my nerves

TheZohanS · 11-10-2010 10:30PM

"cool story bro".

Die.

fonecrusher1 · 11-10-2010 10:31PM

bazmaiden wrote: »

"moving forward"

People who say this = tossers.

Every time you hear this you should ask "move forward to where exactly?" & act genuinely puzzled. But breath heavily as you say it to add an element of creepiness.

Scráib · 11-10-2010 10:35PM

'Going forward': Business people use it too much in the office. What the hell is wrong with the phrase 'In future'? It makes more sense and isn't a buzz word that idiots use to sound clever.

'Proactive'. Holy crap, I really hate this one. "Be proactive about it", "He's very proactive". I hate that buzzword, what's wrong with 'be energetic'?

Generally office buzzwords grate on my nerves.

Sofiztikated · 11-10-2010 10:36PM

Oh, I forgot:

Random.

(Use it in a sentence, please Bob) I was feeling random the other day, and bough some food in a Polish/Lituanian shop...

Immediately on my "You're a spa" list. Sad to say though, this does include some of my family, as they have used it on Facebook.

Actually, while I'm at it:

Friended

As in, I friended you on Facebook. **** off with your friended.

Dudess · 11-10-2010 10:36PM

Any dumb-fuk corporate speak - "go the extra mile", "think outside the box" etc.

Disclaimer: I've probably used every one of the annoying phrases that annoy me.

carab · 11-10-2010 10:37PM

"Going forward................."

bronte · 11-10-2010 10:37PM

"In the current climate"

Anyone who says this does not deserve their own tongue.
They should have to borrow someone elses and THINK before they speak.

:mad:

Oh, oh and another one
" I'm so excited to go to the concert"

Dunno why but that WRECKS my head.

Oh and when you're on a fashion website and there's a link telling you to "Shop the collection"

Arrrgh!

fonecrusher1 · 11-10-2010 10:39PM

What about people who say basically 10 times in the space of 30 seconds.

Pighead · 11-10-2010 10:41PM

Pighead hates it when Freddy Fartypants lets one rip and proudly proclaims "Better out than in, eh eh eh?"

Bollox it is Freddy. It's better in than out and you bloody well know it. By letting it out you have caused everybody in the room to go green due to the noxious odours of your arse innards. Keep it in and save it for later on when you are on your own or have invested in a pair of vacuum tight y-fronts.

johnnyrotten · 11-10-2010 10:43PM

The flogging to death of the word "LIKE", like.

The Maverick · 11-10-2010 10:44PM

Innovation/Innovate/Innovative

One of the most overused words lately.Every single thing seems to have to be innovative now,otherwise its doomed to failure.

D'Agger · 11-10-2010 10:45PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Oh, I forgot:

Random.

(Use it in a sentence, please Bob) I was feeling random the other day, and bough some food in a Polish/Lituanian shop...

Immediately on my "You're a spa" list. Sad to say though, this does include some of my family, as they have used it on Facebook.

That word wrecks my head...sorry but had to say it!!

dunsandin · 11-10-2010 10:46PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

People who say it sound ridiculous! Just another one of those annoying Americanoisms.

FYP:)

D'Agger · 11-10-2010 10:47PM

The Maverick wrote: »

Innovation/Innovate/Innovative

One of the most overused words lately.Every single thing seems to have to be innovative now,otherwise its doomed to failure.

I had a 2 hour lecture every Monday last year on Innovation - you've no idea how hated that lecturer was!!

Stupid f***ing words and phrases.

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