Things that Culchies Like (alternative to the Skanger's list)

jackiebaron · 07-10-2010 11:06am

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Being a culchie I would have to say tis a package of tayto and a can of finta lemon everytime.

Sorry Lethal Lady but you are not a true culchie.

For it is a "packa-ha-tay-ho"

BTW Cork girls are ace.

Saint_Mel · 07-10-2010 12:02pm

scientific1982 wrote: »

We'd batter them but it would be good craic.

They'd have the last laugh though cos when us culchies turned up for the fight, half of them would be down the country robbing our houses

Sykk · 07-10-2010 12:06pm

Richard Noggin wrote: »

Blabla gibberish blah

Really?

07-10-2010 12:17pm

boils

facial hair ( on women)

going to the priest

suits with jumpers underneath

running onto trains and buses whilst they are stationary and not due to leave for at least twenty mins

non existant dental hygiene

dunnes store plastic bags full of s***e

long necks

dogs tied up outside

linoleum in the sitting room

rte guide

conservatory on the side of the house

bungalows

string as belts

wheesh hahah laughs

whistling

knowing everyone

winking

big syke · 07-10-2010 12:18pm

EarlERizer wrote: »

1. TK Red Lemonade
2. Nodding sharply and saying "haw jayney o'course"
3. Drink driving
4. The Late Late show
5. Glenroe DVD's VHS's
6. GAA
7. Painting everything in their county colours
8. Hating Dubs
9. Going to town
10. Tea and a 'Hang' Sandwiches

continue....

Fixed it for ya

ottostreet · 07-10-2010 12:22pm

Not being surrounded by buildings and scumbags

Bazzo · 07-10-2010 12:33pm

John_Rambo wrote: »

I haven't. You get a chance to talk about all things good with rural living and all you can do is put down another part of the country? Boast about bigger houses and bigger gardens in comparison with Dublin?

Have some pride in your area, point out the good and if you have nothing good to say, say nothing.

I sincerely hope you're joking. The vast majority of the posts here seem to be people from Dublin posting insulting stereotypes(including most of the posts mentioning Dublin...).

fonecrusher1 · 07-10-2010 12:37pm

Not that horrible fig rolls ad with the horrible skanger accents. "aaaar yaa baaaadleeee boorrrnnned bud". - Yuk.

:pac:

_feedback_ · 07-10-2010 12:43pm

Bazzo wrote: »

I sincerely hope you're joking. The vast majority of the posts here seem to be people from Dublin posting insulting stereotypes(including most of the posts mentioning Dublin...).

Ok, let's all calm down here and have a ham sandwich

and a sup of tae

and a bag a taytha

Bazzo · 07-10-2010 12:52pm

elviscostello wrote: »

Ok, let's all calm down here and have a ham sandwich

and a sup of tae

and a bag a taytha

No food in the library. If I don't get my ham sangich and tae soon I'm going to fly into a fit of culchie rage and drive my massey through the door of the library. :mad:

fontanalis · 07-10-2010 12:53pm

Knowing the words to Kenny Rogers songs.

demakinz · 07-10-2010 12:57pm

fontanalis wrote: »

Knowing the words to Kenny Rogers songs.

A bit a country and western always goes down well at the barn dance.

fonecrusher1 · 07-10-2010 12:58pm

Bazzo wrote: »

I sincerely hope you're joking. The vast majority of the posts here seem to be people from Dublin posting insulting stereotypes(including most of the posts mentioning Dublin...).

I think its because someone started a thread about skangers. The person who started this thread & many more overly-sensitive dubs automatically thought people were talking about dublin.

There are loads of scummers in cork city & limerick. Its not always about dublin ya know.:rolleyes:

Honestly anyone outside of ireland must be laughing their holes off at us.

Ive lived in sydney & london & either of them make dublin look like a little town. Sure we're all boggers really.:D;)

fontanalis · 07-10-2010 12:59pm

demakinz wrote: »

A bit a country and western always goes down well at the barn dance.

A barn , bloody fancy dan coming in here bragging. I'll give ye a few flakes of the wavin pipe.

John_Rambo · 07-10-2010 1:05pm

Bazzo wrote: »

I sincerely hope you're joking. The vast majority of the posts here seem to be people from Dublin posting insulting stereotypes(including most of the posts mentioning Dublin...).

Very very few posts by rural people concentrating on the positive side of rural living, yourself included. My post about rear wheel driving is an example.

Try it. Have a little bit of pride. Forget about Dublin, there are loads of good things about rural living you can mention without having to talk about your capital all the time.

Here's another one.

Perfectly preserved old Fords in the original pale blue colours, original wheels, immaculate interiors. You just don't see that in the cities. Probably comes down to extra indoor space and a good mechanical knowledge.

sensibleken · 07-10-2010 1:07pm

Decent pubs, great sessions

Conor_M1990 · 07-10-2010 1:16pm

Benson and Hedges
Commerical Landcriusers
92-97 Toyotas
Big Proper dogs
Fresh air
Tractors
ending every sentence with Lad
Yellow plates on a soutern reg car
Cups of tae
GAA
not paying half a million for a 10x10 box in dublin
green diesal
Not paying taxes

almighty1 · 07-10-2010 2:37pm

Having 21st, christenings etc in the "clubhouse" (local GAA shed with galvanize roof)

andrew cross · 07-10-2010 4:16pm

John_Rambo wrote: »

Very very few posts by rural people concentrating on the positive side of rural living, yourself included. My post about rear wheel driving is an example.

Try it. Have a little bit of pride. Forget about Dublin, there are loads of good things about rural living you can mention without having to talk about your capital all the time.

Here's another one.

Perfectly preserved old Fords in the original pale blue colours, original wheels, immaculate interiors. You just don't see that in the cities. Probably comes down to extra indoor space and a good mechanical knowledge.

i live in the country .i would to see kilmainhan jail national gallery,maybe a dub would shoe me around buy him or her dinner or tae

EarlERizer · 07-10-2010 4:40pm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I think its because someone started a thread about skangers. The person who started this thread & many more overly-sensitive dubs automatically thought people were talking about dublin.

There are loads of scummers in cork city & limerick. Its not always about dublin ya know.:rolleyes:

Honestly anyone outside of ireland must be laughing their holes off at us.

Ive lived in sydney & london & either of them make dublin look like a little town. Sure we're all boggers really.:D;)

Incorrect assumption by a bogger with dillusions of grandeur

I didn't start this thread because i'm an over sensitive Dub scanger lol .... It's just another thread for laughs , an alternative ,something a bit different to us ripping the piss out of scangers , when this one runs its course we can start one about county specific scangers and their traits ,which might be more entertaining seen as all the cabbage kickers replying to this one seem to get their draaaawrs in a twist at the mere mention of "culchie" .... for the record , I live in Dublin however I have black & amber blood!!

Anyone/everyone outside of Ireland laughing at us? they already are shom, we're a fookin joke these days, drunken taoiseach lampooned around the world,country on its arse,those that allowed it walking the streets.....land of the leprachauns run by the clowns,whats not to laugh at ffs?!?!

Now,shouldnt we try keep in the spirit of "the craic" and stay with the topic .....

Things the culchies like....

Hurly shticks & sliothars

EarlERizer · 07-10-2010 4:41pm

Their (High) Horses

ratmouse · 07-10-2010 4:52pm

The Penny Bank in the parish hall

fonecrusher1 · 07-10-2010 5:43pm

EarlERizer wrote: »

Incorrect assumption by a bogger with dillusions of grandeur I didn't start this thread because i'm an over sensitive Dub scanger lol .... It's just another thread for laughs , an alternative ,something a bit different to us ripping the piss out of scangers , when this one runs its course we can start one about county specific scangers and their traits ,which might be more entertaining seen as all the cabbage kickers replying to this one seem to get their draaaawrs in a twist at the mere mention of "culchie" .... for the record , I live in Dublin however I have black & amber blood!!

Anyone/everyone outside of Ireland laughing at us? they already are shom, we're a fookin joke these days, drunken taoiseach lampooned around the world,country on its arse,those that allowed it walking the streets.....land of the leprachauns run by the clowns,whats not to laugh at ffs?!?!

Now,shouldnt we try keep in the spirit of "the craic" and stay with the topic .....

Things the culchies like....

Hurly shticks & sliothars

Sure its only a bit of crack....oops i mean craic!

EarlERizer · 07-10-2010 9:02pm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Sure its only a bit of crack....oops i mean craic!

....and nobody followed that up with "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" :rolleyes:

'tis dough,just a bit o'craic lioke'

Here's one for Scangers (skangers) , Culchies & Dubs (D4 n the like) so noone feels victimised or excluded

storm2811 · 08-10-2010 3:24am

fontanalis wrote: »

Knowing the words to Kenny Rogers songs.

I met up with the gambler, we were both too tired to sleep...:pac:

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-10-2010 4:17pm

storm2811 wrote: »

I met up with the gambler, we were both too tired to sleep...:pac:

Someoen put me onto Coward of the County a while back, feckin brilliant song!

jimthemental · 08-10-2010 4:21pm

demakinz wrote: »

Hare hunting

Coursing

A bottle of tay on the bog.

Getting the turf home before the neighbor.

Spitting the fat from food on the floor for the dog

A dinner dance

Too right, going catching hares soon enough for the local and all the turf's been saved. Twas a good year. Ya forgot stacking bales of hay and rolling the silage pit though.

fontanalis · 08-10-2010 4:29pm

Colten Sour Spatula wrote: »

Someoen put me onto Coward of the County a while back, feckin brilliant song!

http://www.culchiefestival.com/2009_gallery/053.176.jpg

Things that Culchies Like (alternative to the Skanger's list)

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