Free Steak for 2 incl Pint - Competition in here!!!

phill106 · 16-09-2010 05:00PM

I went to synnots for a steak,
With a Mash and a gravy lake,
The Whisky and beer were cold,
Of that i was told,
And *Hiccup* it was no mistake!

phill106 · 16-09-2010 05:17PM

In synnots I was at a loss,
Steak with Garlic butter or pepper sauce?
We both had Loads of wine
And werent rushed for time
We thank you Ken, the boss!

munstergirl · 16-09-2010 05:29PM

Synotts have a great deal i hear,
Delicious steak,
My wallet won't break,
Lets have a cheer,
For free beer!

Soulcrew09 · 16-09-2010 05:37PM

When i think of Synnots
mmm lovely steak and beer
the aroma of the steak sizzling
is sure to get u in so why not pop down for
some lovely steak and beer!

phill106 · 16-09-2010 05:45PM

I had the most difficult time
In comming up with a rhyme
For Steak and synnots,
the competition to win it,
So i'll have a most excellent time!

Berty · 16-09-2010 05:48PM

phill106 wrote: »

In limerick there is nowhere finer to dine,
Then to sit down for steak and wine,
In newtown castletroy,
Be you girl or a boy
Synnots would suit you just fine

Disqualified for upsetting those people living nearby as it's Annacotty my dear boy!!!

TestTransmission · 16-09-2010 06:11PM

There once was a place called Synotts.
Which didn't have much in it.
Til some heifer walked in.
Ken filled with her Gin.
And now he's dishing her out as steak!

osarusan · 16-09-2010 06:55PM

If a well-pulled pint is your thing,
Or a steak that's fit for a king,
Then come up with a rhyme,
Submit it in time,
And hope Synnots give you a ring.

brophya2007 · 16-09-2010 07:12PM

There once was a place called Synotts
That does food as quality as Guinness
With chips and pepper sauce
Their steaks get an applause.
Thank God they don’y serve that sh1te Tennant’s.

brophya2007 · 16-09-2010 07:19PM

With the economy currently in bits
There’s a great place called Synotts
Where the lads go after mass
Where bertie drinks his bass
And Brian Cowen eats steaks and gets legless

Daisy Steiner · 16-09-2010 07:29PM

Is there anything better than stout and a steak?
Who wants to be skinny as a rake?
Head over to Synott's
And hurry right in it
And finish up with a nice slice of cake.

(scraping the barrel

)

Limerick_Lass · 16-09-2010 07:52PM

I wouldnt like to be Ken trying to pick the winner!!!

phill106 · 16-09-2010 07:54PM

Limerick_Lass wrote: »

I wouldnt like to be Ken trying to pick the winner!!!

Agreed, he would be better off sticking them all in a hat and pulling out one at random, there is tooooo many!

Limerick_Lass · 16-09-2010 07:56PM

I should have tried some attempt of one in that case

Useless at that sort of thing!

kenoconnell · 16-09-2010 08:36PM

Oh there getting good....

nine o clock and we'''lll start judging

:D

Daisy Steiner · 16-09-2010 08:45PM

There was a bar-man named ken,
Whose username was one and the same,
His workplace was Synnott's
The steaks had no limit
And the drinks came again and again.

kenoconnell · 16-09-2010 08:51PM

Ok here's the winner I think....

Were only content with a hundred percent,
Just like Birds Eye Pea's.
With our steaks and pints @ Synotts'
We always guarantee to please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG that has to be the winner and its me me me....

Only kiddin Guys, but its not that bad eh...

Berty has beeen on the hotline.

9 minutes to go before closing of the Super Steak and drinkies Special offer competition.....

kenoconnell · 16-09-2010 08:54PM

TestTransmission wrote: »

There once was a place called Synotts.
Which didn't have much in it.
Til some heifer walked in.
Ken filled with her Gin.
And now he's dishing her out as steak!

Are u talking about mary!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

phill106 · 16-09-2010 08:59PM

In a far away pub called synnots
much steak and drink was found in it
The staff were lookin fine
especially after drink number nine
If my wife sees me eyeing them up she'll have a fit!

kenoconnell · 16-09-2010 09:00PM

Ok all over guys.... judging now

kenoconnell · 16-09-2010 09:01PM

Sorry bout the mix up with the 8 and 9.... was out of coverage for a while.......

Now the hard bit to get the winner.....

The Biffo ones are good and the effort of some with lots....

Berty · 16-09-2010 09:02PM

I think I speak for everybody here when I say GET ON WITH IT!

flutered · 16-09-2010 09:51PM

Berty wrote: »

I think I speak for everybody here when I say GET ON WITH IT!

i was of the opinion that you were going to give him a digout

TestTransmission · 16-09-2010 09:59PM

kenoconnell wrote: »

Are u talking about mary!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

If u say so....

kenoconnell · 16-09-2010 10:04PM

Berty's gone to ground with the pressure or Simon Cowel wants him....

Ok I think we've it narrowed down to joint winners, Phil106 for the lots and lots of good limericks, there hard to do so faiir play, Raiser posts 39 also has a good few in and think d was a good one...

Ok so they'll have to share it and take each other for dinner, who'll hold the voucher!!!!

or I'll have to ring the accountant in the morning to confirm how broke I am and do a first prize each for both of them????

Also everyone who did a Limerick will get a drinks voucher for 2 FREE Drinks ....

padma · 16-09-2010 10:06PM

kenoconnell wrote: »

Berty's gone to ground with the pressure or Simon Cowel wants him....

Ok I think we've it narrowed down to joint winners, Phil106 for the lots and lots of good limericks, there hard to do so faiir play, Raiser posts 39 also has a good few in and think d was a good one...

Ok so they'll have to share it and take each other for dinner, who'll hold the voucher!!!!

or I'll have to ring the accountant in the morning to confirm how broke I am and do a first prize each for both of them????

Also everyone who did a Limerick will get a drinks voucher for 2 FREE Drinks ....

Congratulations to the winners, Just wondering if you posted 5 Limericks do we get 10 free drinks?

:D:D:D Or a special prize for the one with the most thanks

Berty · 16-09-2010 10:09PM

Well done Raiser and Phil.

Enjoy Ken's steaks.

I think its great everybody else gets a voucher as well.

Anybody think I should have shut up in the bargain thread and just taken the steak and pint for myself and said "Screw you lot"?

SuperWoody101 · 16-09-2010 10:13PM

Congrats to the winners, and I think a big thanks has to go to Ken for doing this. I will be more then happy to call out and have my two free drinks and a few more on top of them. Ohhh and also thanks to Berty...

phill106 · 16-09-2010 10:22PM

Thanks very much, I am delighted

Some great other limericks, so i think I won on quantity, rather then quality!
Just got into a rhyming mood and went for it

Thanks again!

kenoconnell · 16-09-2010 10:27PM

Ok Guys.....

here's the scoop...

Phil 106 Joint First Place Winner
Voucher for 2 steaks, what ever size you like and drinks for 2 people for the evening... please don't get too smashed!!! PM please

Raiser Joint First Place Winner
Voucher for 2 steaks, what ever size you like and drinks for 2 people for the evening... please don't get too smashed!!! PM me please

Everyone that enetered send us a PM with your name and post number and I'll organise a voucher for 2 x drinks of your choice, again don't like to put restrictions on it so please don't over do it.

Big thanks to Berty, he forget to mention the cash that was exchanged under the flyer over by Rosbrien today, think we'll have to look after him for a dinner or something that he has to acccept this time, here here!!!!

Thanks to everyone that viewed and posted, and a big thanks to boards.ie and all the mods who gave the thread a chance....

Best Regards and keep the heads up.

Ken

Free Steak for 2 incl Pint - Competition in here!!!

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