Free Steak for 2 incl Pint - Competition in here!!!

Liam Byrne

A boards competition from Synotts
But you need to be in it to win it
A big steak was on offer
With recession'ry coffers
So I thought I'd say "gimme a minute"

[ minute, steak - get it ? ]

cyberspi

In town there's a pub thats called Synotts
and some fair handsome men do be in it
Paulie goes for the steak
Wally goes for the cake
Or a pint when Mcgahon permits it

Its all about the flow Ken

natsuko

Raise a glass to Synotts and toast,
The finest food they have, its no boast.
Instead of forks they have rakes,
To pick up their steaks.
The best place as far as the coast!

snowman707

now limerick has many appeals
too numerous to mention in a week
but none would compare
to a steak medium rare
'nd a jar in Synott's bar,

kenoconnell

Hey all....

The limericks are looking good, a bit too good if you ask me, if ya know what I mean... online.com.... u thought 911 was a conspiracy:cool::cool::cool:

Don't forget the prize is 2 Steaks, big or small, fat or thin, what ever way u like them...... and not just a pint, not 2 drinks but drinks for the evening for you and your guest, thats forty drinks for you if you can drink 40 drinks and not drunk!!!!!! basically we obviously have to be sensible and not make you drunk as per the liquor act... So it drinks for 2 for the evening, all night if you like :-)...

Enjoy the fun and keep the Limericks rolling IN>>>

Ken

SuperWoody101

There was a young man named Kenneth
Who worked in this great pub called Synotts
There steaks are so yummy and fill up your tummy
So get one today
There well worth the money

Bagmagnet

Everyone that posts here wants a break,
But what really causes them to ache
Is that there's only one winner
Who's fit for a dinner
At Synotts to enjoy some steak.

Raiser

Synotts Pub is certainly not dear
For a Steak soon followed by Beer
Just be sure to tell Ken
You're a Magician and then
You can make the whole lot disappear.

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A Man called to Synnotts with an ache
That could only be cured by Steak
Said he with some glee
Please give me three
'Cause four is one more than I take.

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Ken suffered seriously with a Crick
Which he soothed with some Synotts Garlic
But make no mistake
It was still good with Steak
For a price that was damn hard to lick.

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A Cow passed by Synotts with a Moo
Ken nodded and said 'how do you do'?
The Beast got the bump
Kenny got its Steak Rump
And a damn tasty creature it was too.

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A Vampire came to Synotts for Steak
So Ken killed him outright with a Stake.
Said he with a grin
Quick, come on within
We can end the next one with a Rake.

kagni

If you're looking to head out and meet,
your friends for a pint and a feed.
You needn't think twice,
just take my advice,
Go to Synotts - their steak can't be beat!

stupidusername

When you're feeling really hungry
And your tummy is awfully grumbly
You can have a big steak
And it'll be great,
'cause at Synotts it's all lovely jubley!
:D:D

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kenoconnell wrote: »

Hey all....

The limericks are looking good, a bit too good if you ask me, if ya know what I mean... online.com.... u thought 911 was a conspiracy:cool::cool::cool:

Don't forget the prize is 2 Steaks, big or small, fat or thin, what ever way u like them...... and not just a pint, not 2 drinks but drinks for the evening for you and your guest, thats forty drinks for you if you can drink 40 drinks and not drunk!!!!!! basically we obviously have to be sensible and not make you drunk as per the liquor act... So it drinks for 2 for the evening, all night if you like :-)...

Enjoy the fun and keep the Limericks rolling IN>>>

Ken

woah woah,I didn't realise this.

I may get working.

flutered

yeve all heard of a bar thats called synnots
that theres always quite a crowd in it
well they serve up some steak
the price no wan can bate
thats why the crowds always in it

leshogan

4 euro pints in Synotts i see
throw in a steak for you and for me
O'Connells I hear it will soon be
you call it supper i'll call it tea
if i win this its all for free

leshogan

To warm the cockles of your heart
I cant think of a better place to start
For the best steak in town
Just take yourself down
To synotts where food equals art

Twin-go

There once was a Taoiseach called Brian Cowen,
Who was drunk on the radio in a dressing gown,
He should have gone to Synnotts Instead,
Tried their Steak and fresh Bread,
It would make him look less of a Clown.

Berty

Right so, last day of this. Get them in before 8pm and Ken will have a look through them and pick out the winner!!

Daisy Steiner

To Synnott's we'll go for a break,
To demolish a very big steak,
And drink bottles of booze
As if on a cruise
And leave a good tip for Ken's sake.

Berty

Sneaking in a very good one in the dying hours.

Anybody else?

phill106

To Synnots bar for some steak!
Guranteed Irish cow, Not fake!
With it have some wine and some beer
The Bill will be nothing to fear
And i recommend the potatoes...baked

Daisy Steiner

There once was a pub named Synott's,
Whose staff were all fans of the Guinness,
Then Ken came on Boards,
And offered the hordes,
Free steak if a limerick could win it.

phill106

A cry was heard from the city,
I need Steak and drink and a ditty!
So we called into synnots,
Ken let us in it,
And we found his banter rather witty!

phill106

Of Synnots bar I happened to partake
A most Delicious example of steak
Eaten with chips,
with loads of dip,
A happy man this meal did make!

phill106

A rumble from my belly broke my slumber,
Synnots bar! Quick! The Number!
A reservation for two
Steak for me and you
A romantic night, I shouldn't wonder

flutered

well, i heard all this talk about synotts
so we rambled on down to see in it
well, with the clatter of plates
an the smell of frying steak
by golly we were glad to be in it

phill106

A thirst seized my throat,
And i felt like I could eat a goat!
So i Went off to synnots
Had a steak and pint in it
And found ken to be a dote!

phill106

There was an awful hulabaloo
When a cow escaped from the zoo
Ken captured and killed the beast
And prepared a great feast,
Sure what else would synnots do!

phill106

In limerick there is nowhere finer to dine,
Then to sit down for steak and wine,
In newtown castletroy,
Be you girl or a boy
Synnots would suit you just fine

phill106

With my mouth watering like the shannon,
I begged Synnots to put the steaks on,
I filled up on bread and on booze,
Sure i had nothing to lose,
I had won the meal as a prize in a competition!

Insect Overlord

To those who seek their steak in Synnots,
And to the poet who will surely win it,
I say remember the White House
Always welcomes great writers,
And this forum has plenty within it.

phill106

Of synnots bar I happened to phone,
And asked them to cut the steak from the bone,
I'll have my steak rare,
Put my pint over there
Under the weight of the food the table did groan!