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Free Steak for 2 incl Pint - Competition in here!!!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    I went to synnots for a steak,
    With a Mash and a gravy lake,
    The Whisky and beer were cold,
    Of that i was told,
    And *Hiccup* it was no mistake!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    In synnots I was at a loss,
    Steak with Garlic butter or pepper sauce?
    We both had Loads of wine
    And werent rushed for time
    We thank you Ken, the boss!


  • Registered Users Posts: 771 ✭✭✭munstergirl


    Synotts have a great deal i hear,
    Delicious steak,
    My wallet won't break,
    Lets have a cheer,
    For free beer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 542 ✭✭✭Soulcrew09


    When i think of Synnots
    mmm lovely steak and beer
    the aroma of the steak sizzling
    is sure to get u in so why not pop down for
    some lovely steak and beer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    I had the most difficult time
    In comming up with a rhyme
    For Steak and synnots,
    the competition to win it,
    So i'll have a most excellent time!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    phill106 wrote: »
    In limerick there is nowhere finer to dine,
    Then to sit down for steak and wine,
    In newtown castletroy,
    Be you girl or a boy
    Synnots would suit you just fine

    Disqualified for upsetting those people living nearby as it's Annacotty my dear boy!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    There once was a place called Synotts.
    Which didn't have much in it.
    Til some heifer walked in.
    Ken filled with her Gin.
    And now he's dishing her out as steak!


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,571 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    If a well-pulled pint is your thing,
    Or a steak that's fit for a king,
    Then come up with a rhyme,
    Submit it in time,
    And hope Synnots give you a ring.


  • Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭brophya2007


    There once was a place called Synotts
    That does food as quality as Guinness
    With chips and pepper sauce
    Their steaks get an applause.
    Thank God they don’y serve that sh1te Tennant’s.


  • Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭brophya2007


    With the economy currently in bits
    There’s a great place called Synotts
    Where the lads go after mass
    Where bertie drinks his bass
    And Brian Cowen eats steaks and gets legless


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    Is there anything better than stout and a steak?
    Who wants to be skinny as a rake?
    Head over to Synott's
    And hurry right in it
    And finish up with a nice slice of cake.




    (scraping the barrel :D)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Limerick_Lass


    I wouldnt like to be Ken trying to pick the winner!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    I wouldnt like to be Ken trying to pick the winner!!!

    Agreed, he would be better off sticking them all in a hat and pulling out one at random, there is tooooo many!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Limerick_Lass


    I should have tried some attempt of one in that case :D
    Useless at that sort of thing! :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭kenoconnell


    Oh there getting good....

    nine o clock and we'''lll start judging

    :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    There was a bar-man named ken,
    Whose username was one and the same,
    His workplace was Synnott's
    The steaks had no limit
    And the drinks came again and again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭kenoconnell


    Ok here's the winner I think....

    Were only content with a hundred percent,
    Just like Birds Eye Pea's.
    With our steaks and pints @ Synotts'
    We always guarantee to please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OMG OMG that has to be the winner and its me me me....

    Only kiddin Guys, but its not that bad eh...

    Berty has beeen on the hotline.

    9 minutes to go before closing of the Super Steak and drinkies Special offer competition.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭kenoconnell


    There once was a place called Synotts.
    Which didn't have much in it.
    Til some heifer walked in.
    Ken filled with her Gin.
    And now he's dishing her out as steak!

    Are u talking about mary!!!!!!!!:D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    In a far away pub called synnots
    much steak and drink was found in it
    The staff were lookin fine
    especially after drink number nine
    If my wife sees me eyeing them up she'll have a fit!


  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭kenoconnell


    Ok all over guys.... judging now


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  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭kenoconnell


    Sorry bout the mix up with the 8 and 9.... was out of coverage for a while.......

    Now the hard bit to get the winner.....

    The Biffo ones are good and the effort of some with lots....


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    I think I speak for everybody here when I say GET ON WITH IT!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,672 ✭✭✭flutered


    Berty wrote: »
    I think I speak for everybody here when I say GET ON WITH IT!

    i was of the opinion that you were going to give him a digout


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Are u talking about mary!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

    If u say so....


  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭kenoconnell


    Berty's gone to ground with the pressure or Simon Cowel wants him....

    Ok I think we've it narrowed down to joint winners, Phil106 for the lots and lots of good limericks, there hard to do so faiir play, Raiser posts 39 also has a good few in and think d was a good one...

    Ok so they'll have to share it and take each other for dinner, who'll hold the voucher!!!!

    or I'll have to ring the accountant in the morning to confirm how broke I am and do a first prize each for both of them????

    Also everyone who did a Limerick will get a drinks voucher for 2 FREE Drinks ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭padma


    Berty's gone to ground with the pressure or Simon Cowel wants him....

    Ok I think we've it narrowed down to joint winners, Phil106 for the lots and lots of good limericks, there hard to do so faiir play, Raiser posts 39 also has a good few in and think d was a good one...

    Ok so they'll have to share it and take each other for dinner, who'll hold the voucher!!!!

    or I'll have to ring the accountant in the morning to confirm how broke I am and do a first prize each for both of them????

    Also everyone who did a Limerick will get a drinks voucher for 2 FREE Drinks ....

    Congratulations to the winners, Just wondering if you posted 5 Limericks do we get 10 free drinks? :D:D:D:D Or a special prize for the one with the most thanks :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Well done Raiser and Phil.

    Enjoy Ken's steaks.

    I think its great everybody else gets a voucher as well.

    Anybody think I should have shut up in the bargain thread and just taken the steak and pint for myself and said "Screw you lot"?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,632 ✭✭✭SuperWoody101


    Congrats to the winners, and I think a big thanks has to go to Ken for doing this. I will be more then happy to call out and have my two free drinks and a few more on top of them. Ohhh and also thanks to Berty...


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Thanks very much, I am delighted :)
    Some great other limericks, so i think I won on quantity, rather then quality!
    Just got into a rhyming mood and went for it :)
    Thanks again!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭kenoconnell


    Ok Guys.....

    here's the scoop...

    Phil 106 Joint First Place Winner
    Voucher for 2 steaks, what ever size you like and drinks for 2 people for the evening... please don't get too smashed!!! PM please

    Raiser Joint First Place Winner
    Voucher for 2 steaks, what ever size you like and drinks for 2 people for the evening... please don't get too smashed!!! PM me please

    Everyone that enetered send us a PM with your name and post number and I'll organise a voucher for 2 x drinks of your choice, again don't like to put restrictions on it so please don't over do it.

    Big thanks to Berty, he forget to mention the cash that was exchanged under the flyer over by Rosbrien today, think we'll have to look after him for a dinner or something that he has to acccept this time, here here!!!!

    Thanks to everyone that viewed and posted, and a big thanks to boards.ie and all the mods who gave the thread a chance....

    Best Regards and keep the heads up.

    Ken


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