Free Steak for 2 incl Pint - Competition in here!!!

Berty

Having spoken to Ken of Synotts bar there is some good news for the Limerick City Forum.

He wants to give you all the opportunity to win a prize. The prize is 2 Steak Dinners and a Pint of your choice in Synotts bar.

With all the much spoken doom and gloom on the Limerick city forum of late why not have a local business man come on here and try to win your hearts and minds by filling your stomachs with a juicy steak and thirst quenching pint. Im sure he might even throw in some mushrooms and chips as well.

How do you win this amazing prize? Well, its not as easy as just throwing your name in a hat. What you need to do is come up with a "Limerick"* and you must use the words Steak and Synotts.

For those pedants of the forum. These are the ONLY considerations of a "Limerick" being used in the judging.

*

Wikipedia wrote:

A limerick is a five-line poem in anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (aabba), which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent

You don't need to PM me or Ken or e-mail Synotts.

Just put your "Limerick" on this thread and Ken will pick his winner. This competition will stay open until some stage on Thursday evening the 16th September to give as many people a chance to have a go.


Remember folks this is only a bit of fun and if Ken gets a few more people talking about his steaks and heading out trying them then great. Its about time a publican gave back to the city/county so lets keep this fun.

Try to keep it clean as well OK! Any rude "Limericks" feel free to PM them to me.

[Insert Mod Edit here]

Mod Edit: I have given this thread the all-clear. If this competition runs smoothly, we may consider running others in the future. Best of luck!

cyberspi

Have you ever heard of Synotts the pub?
Lads 'tis a great place to stop for some grub
For me the steak burger
While watching the rugger
Would beat any night in a club!

acalmenvoy

cyberspi wrote: »

Have you ever heard of Synotts the pub?
Lads 'tis a great place to stop for some grub
For me the steak burger
While watching the rugger
Would beat any night in a club!

Thats tough to beat, nice one

cyberspi

am I allowed put in one more?

If you're in the mood for good Guinness,
just head to the place they call Synotts.
And sure while you're there,
why not sample their fair,
the unbeatable steaks are the limit.

Berty

cyberspi wrote: »

am I allowed put in one more?

The one that Ken picks wins so you can put in 100 if you like.

You must be hungry!!

cyberspi

Berty wrote: »

You must be hungry!!

LOL no, just broke and in need of a night out!

kenoconnell

cyberspi wrote: »

am I allowed put in one more?

If you're in the mood for good Guinness,
just head to the place they call Synotts.
And sure while you're there,
why not sample their fair,
the unbeatable steaks are the limit.

The Guinness one is looking good.

Prize as Berty says will be 2 steaks plus drinks for the evening, you can have a 14 oz or 20 oz each, or one in between if ya like!!!! will be drinks for the evening, so bring herself/himself and enjoy the prize :-)

I'll have to enter myself!!!

acalmenvoy

This is a bit iffy, but if your not in you can't win, here goes....:p

I went to Synotts one nite with the missus
Was greeted by Ken with roses and kisses
we ordered some grub
Had a few pints in the pub
and said 'what a fcukin great steak this is'

angelll

Twas a typical morning in the house of angelll
Kids screaming for cartoons,spongebob or ben 10,
Said i to myself,let's go down to Ken
I'm sick of cooking on sundays to be fair
We'll all go to synotts for their steak,medium or rare?

ninty9er

When your head is baked and you're busy
to cook would simply be silly
drop down there to Synnots
for a steak to your taste
to pass on their food would just be a waste

Itsdacraic

ninty9er wrote: »

When your head is baked and you're busy
to cook would simply be silly
drop down there to Synnots
for a steak to your taste
to pass on their food would just be a waste

You don't really get the whole "Limerick" thing do you?

Twin-go

We may be in the debts of a deep Recession
No Longer spending money like it’s going out of Fashion
Why not head out to Synnotts pub
For their fab value deals on drink n’ grub
Who knows, it could be the start to a great session

SuperWoody101

Twin-go wrote: »

We may be in the debts of a deep Recession
No Longer spending money like it’s going out of Fashion
Why not head out to Synnotts pub
For their fab value deals on drink n’ grub
Who knows, it could be the start to a great session

Good one but.....

What you need to do is come up with a "Limerick"* and you must use the words Steak and Synotts.

Itsdacraic

Kens offer of steak is enticing
And his efforts they are enterprising
To get round the mods
He'll fill up your gobs
While Synotts gets free advertising

s_carnage

While driving through Limerick on a short break
My belly was beginning to ache
When in my blind spot
Synotts did pop
And cure my troubles with a beautiful steak!!

Twin-go

You don't have to be a Sultan or a Sheik,
To head over to Synnots for some fine Steak,
You'd get such a thrill,
When you looked at your bill,
Sure, you'd have been mad to stay at home and instead Bake.

phill106

One night we fancied some grub,
We asked the lads on boards, whats a good pub?
So we legged it to synnots,
Had a steak and pint in it,
Now i can see why its worth the hubbub!

Henry Ford III

There was a young bar boss called Ken
who invited us pick up our pens.
The first prize was a steak
and a pint that'd make
Limerick Boardsies compose once again.

phill106

There once was a bar called Synotts,
Where i heard craic and good food were found in it,
People come from afar,
To sit at the bar,
And end up with a belly with steak in it!

phill106

There was boardsie called Ken,
That we all wanted as a friend,
He offered pints and a steak,
The offer in synnots for the uptake,
Quickly before it does end!


PS i am now starving for a steak

dave 27

there once was a place called Synotts,
who hosted a meal for my winnins,
iv contacts with munster, so give me your number,
and we'll all head in after munster v Leinster!

padma

There once was a fridge in Synotts
Where The Steaks had gone off in it
So they called up the boards
And gathered the Hoards
To join in the competition to win it

padma

The steak had gone off in Synotts
So the manager says you gotta bin it
But the cook says, no way man
So he comes up with a plan
Just advertise to win it.

padma

There once was a steak in Synotts
Where the cook rubbed his penis in it
So they says as a joke
Cos everyones broke
Put it in a competition to win it

sorry mods just saw the rule of no rude "Limericks"

padma

The lad who won the competition
Will never be allowed in to synotts to piss in
Cos he called up the boys
Ate his steak and they made big noise
And got kicked out the door by petition

padma

Sorry lads on all the posts just got on a roll with the whole thing

Crabzork

There once was a man from stab city,
Who gave away steaks for a ditty,
He jumped up on synnots bar,and called from afar.
Just try not to make it to witty.


Please excuse the spelling

padma

after winning the steak I unbuckle
my pants be too tight by a knuckle
must have been out o me wits
to eat at synotts
Thats why I'm having me a chuckle

Itsdacraic

The name over the door it is Synott
And Ken pushes the mods to the limit
The free pint it was stale
Poor Berty did wail
And the steak that he served me was minute

osarusan

To win a Synnotts pint and a steak
There's simply no rule I won't break
To a website make haste
This poem cut and paste
And I just hope that Ken's on the take.

kenoconnell

For the next six months its work in the rain,
Synotts is the place that gives me da pain.
On friday i'll strecth to get a break,
It'll be a quaility Jim Flavin steak,
And a good few Guinness to numb the brain.....

I think that ones the winner!!!!!!

is it four or five lines???? :pac::pac: