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You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

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  • #752
    ianuss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss


    I chipped in too.


  • #753
    Is mise le key
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Nocturnal forum my hole!!!!!!

    just had a quick scout over there & the last post was at 2:21 am or something like that & i was the only user browsing it!!!!!

    Fuc.king lightweights:D


  • #754
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Zascar wrote: »
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056025220
    lol
    In internet parlance I think that's what's known as a FAIL.


  • #755
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    Zascar wrote: »
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056025220
    lol

    Anyone wanna jump in?

    Yes, it highlights exactly what I have thought of this forum, you're all ignorant about chart dance, like only the music you like and have strong, informed opinions about different genres of music. I've just been too needy and starved of love as a child to say it. Thank God somebody spoke up about it!!!




    Why didn't you hug me mummy?


  • #756
    jimi_t2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jimi_t2


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I


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  • #757
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    Loafers without socks are not a fashion statement for me! Socks exacerbate my athlete's foot and make me smell like very mature edam. It's a very distressing condition…


  • #758
    stomprockin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,936 ✭✭✭stomprockin


    you`ve got my vote you crazy bast%^*..:D

    The Craziest Political Speech You'll See...

    http://gawker.com/5634055/the-craziest-political-speech-youll-see-this-fall?skyline=true&s=i


  • #759
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,615 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr77efMavEY


  • #760
    ianuss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭ianuss


    stomprockin wrote: »
    you`ve got my vote you crazy bast%^*..:D

    The Craziest Political Speech You'll See...

    http://gawker.com/5634055/the-craziest-political-speech-youll-see-this-fall?skyline=true&s=i


    He kinda sounds like Joe from Family Guy when he starts to yell.


  • #761
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey




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  • #762
    SuprSi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,976 ✭✭✭SuprSi


    Did he give that as a goal? It's a penalty shoot-out, so I thought once the save is made, it doesn't matter where the ball goes? Dumbass keeper thumping his chest instead of keeping an eye on the ball though :D


  • #763
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    SuprSi wrote: »
    Did he give that as a goal? It's a penalty shoot-out, so I thought once the save is made, it doesn't matter where the ball goes? Dumbass keeper thumping his chest instead of keeping an eye on the ball though :D
    I'm not sure what the exact rule is verbatim but I think it's that you can't follow up on the rebound with another shot once it's saved.
    What happened there, apart from being fecking deadly :D is essentially the keeper just getting a hand to the ball before it goes in. Sickner for the keeper, but a gift for the penalty taker cos it was a shocking effort.


  • #764
    Diego Smartly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 216 ✭✭Diego Smartly


    The rule on peno shootouts is suppose to be once the ball moves directly away(at a right angle) from the goal then it goes down as a save or a miss. There was a peno exactly like that a few years ago in the conference or something and they had a ref on soccer AM giving the official rules on it.


  • #765
    jimi_t2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jimi_t2


    The Dialogue in this is absolutely amazing; Roddy Doyle eat your heart out

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AUGH6KTMVg


  • #766
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,615 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    This is absolutely brilliant!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M

    I tried about 6 different things and only one did not work!


  • #767
    ED E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,094 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    Just wondering, anyone on here in TCD?


  • #768
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Lethal_Bullet wrote: »
    Just wondering, anyone on here in TCD?

    Yep.


  • #769
    ED E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,094 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Yep.

    No DJ Soc like in UCD, start one would ya? :P


  • #770
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Lethal_Bullet wrote: »
    No DJ Soc like in UCD, start one would ya? :P

    There is, it's called DAS, Digital Arts Society.


  • #771
    ED E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,094 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    There is, it's called DAS, Digital Arts Society.

    I'll see you monday week then, presuming you're signed up to moleste freshers for reg fees:)


    On very positive note, I just got my first club gig. Won't say where or ye'll just come along to laugh at my feeble fading. Very happy though, :D doesnt cut it.


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  • #772
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Lethal_Bullet wrote: »
    On very positive note, I just got my first club gig. Won't say where or ye'll just come along to laugh at my feeble fading. Very happy though, :D doesnt cut it.

    It's obviously not in Tripod so, otherwise you'd have to invite everybody! ;)

    Congrats! First gig is great feeling.....hopefully it's not like my first gig!


  • #773
    SuprSi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,976 ✭✭✭SuprSi


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    It's obviously not in Tripod so, otherwise you'd have to invite everybody! ;)

    Congrats! First gig is great feeling.....hopefully it's not like my first gig!

    Do tell...


  • #774
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    SuprSi wrote: »
    Do tell...
    My first gig?

    Well it was a long time coming and obviously I put a load of work into what the first track would be :D, fooling myself into thinking I was playing in front of a huge crowd and therefore needed a tune to match my self deluded hype.
    I decided I would cut the sound to the last track and then bang on my killer tune!
    All was going well for the first 30 seconds until a mate, trying to evade the cloakroom charge, leaned into the DJ Box with a load of coats and bags and hit off the fire extinguisher and set it off!!! Cue loads of white foam all over the DJ Box and the the tune I had so skilfully cued up! :(:D

    Looking back, I suppose I was tempting faith a little with my choice of track....


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKiObhGOL18


    an upload by our very own stomprockin too!


  • #775
    Is mise le key
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Just had a look at the users browsing this forum now box & there was two registered & 184 guests:eek: thats the highest by a fuc.king mile i have ever seen the amount of guest users on here.....just thought i share that:)


  • #776
    stomprockin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,936 ✭✭✭stomprockin


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    My first gig?

    Well it was a long time coming and obviously I put a load of work into what the first track would be :D, fooling myself into thinking I was playing in front of a huge crowd and therefore needed a tune to match my self deluded hype.
    I decided I would cut the sound to the last track and then bang on my killer tune!
    All was going well for the first 30 seconds until a mate, trying to evade the cloakroom charge, leaned into the DJ Box with a load of coats and bags and hit off the fire extinguisher and set it off!!! Cue loads of white foam all over the DJ Box and the the tune I had so skilfully cued up! :(:D

    Looking back, I suppose I was tempting faith a little with my choice of track....


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKiObhGOL18


    an upload by our very own stomprockin too!

    Nice tune :) what was the club? groughos?


  • #777
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,615 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Lethal_Bullet wrote: »
    On very positive note, I just got my first club gig. Won't say where or ye'll just come along to laugh at my feeble fading. Very happy though, :D doesnt cut it.
    Congrats! Ah come on tell us. We all promise not to go! :p


  • #778
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    stomprockin wrote: »
    Nice tune :) what was the club? groughos?

    Tin Pan Alley


  • #779
    seannash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,665 ✭✭✭seannash


    Lethal_Bullet wrote: »
    I'll see you monday week then, presuming you're signed up to moleste freshers for reg fees:)


    On very positive note, I just got my first club gig. Won't say where or ye'll just come along to laugh at my feeble fading. Very happy though, :D doesnt cut it.
    congrats man,i will wager that your hands will be shaking for the first 5 minutes :)


  • #780
    ED E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,094 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    Maybe, but that'll be the feckloads of redbull:p

    I've done a dozen or so gigs on the mobile "gear"(read: jumble sale of music and lighting things) so its not going to be the horrible transition some get straight from bedroom to a full(if you're lucky) venue. I'm after some live stuff, and if all goes to plan the crowd should have several drinks in 'em by the time I'm up so that makes things easier. Also the bands are responsible for filling the place, another load off my mind.


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  • #781
    seannash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,665 ✭✭✭seannash


    Lethal_Bullet wrote: »
    Maybe, but that'll be the feckloads of redbull:p

    I've done a dozen or so gigs on the mobile "gear"(read: jumble sale of music and lighting things) so its not going to be the horrible transition some get straight from bedroom to a full(if you're lucky) venue. I'm after some live stuff, and if all goes to plan the crowd should have several drinks in 'em by the time I'm up so that makes things easier. Also the bands are responsible for filling the place, another load off my mind.
    ah cool man,well then enjoy it.


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