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Anyone ever have weird housemates ?

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  • #62
    eimearcmh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭eimearcmh


    flanno_7hi wrote: »
    Dont get me wrong, we were dirty feckers in that house but thats beyond a joke. And i've been informed its called an applicator. I think flange cartridge gets the intended use across better tho
    :-)

    Jeez you wouldn't want to leave you toothbrush lying around there or anything. What a place for it like!
    Did you say anything to her or did you just pretend that you hadn't seen it. She must have been morto.


  • #63
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    Can i get her number

    sorry, long gone ;)

    maybe you could buy a punch bag instead :pac:


  • #64
    theg81der
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭theg81der


    My ex-housemate tried to kill me (seriously) and 2 other people :eek:. My husbands ex-housemate (also ex-girlfriend) tried to jump out the window and he had to hold her down till the men in white coats came.

    Do I win???:p


  • #65
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    theg81der wrote: »
    My ex-housemate tried to kill me (seriously) and 2 other people :eek:. My husbands ex-housemate (also ex-girlfriend) tried to jump out the window and he had to hold her down till the men in white coats came.

    Do I win???:p

    we're gonna need some details before we decide :cool:

    did he/she use a weapon ?


  • #66
    theg81der
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    No weapon sorry! Unless you count gas explosions as weapons :eek:.


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  • #67
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    theg81der wrote: »
    No weapon sorry! Unless you count gas explosions as weapons :eek:.

    woah ! so they turned on the gas and lit a match ?? your heading to the top of the list alright

    damage to the house ?


  • #68
    TotallyEpic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 554 ✭✭✭TotallyEpic


    I lived with an American girl who used to eat out of the bin whenver we'd throw out stale food. We caught her on several occasions.


  • #69
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    Gah this thread has me all nervous about moving in with some people for college next weeek.


  • #70
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    TotallyEpic wrote: »
    I lived with an American girl who used to eat out of the bin whenver we'd throw out stale food. We caught her on several occasions.

    arent they called Freegans or something like that ? *vom*


  • #71
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    Gah this thread has me all nervous about moving in with some people college next weeek.

    treat it as if your going to prison, mark your territory, take down the biggest housemate first so they know your top dog. the 1st weekend in have a party with all of your friends, its the only way to stake your claim



    just joking, im sure you'll be fine, bring a few good box sets with you, they'll love ya


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  • #72
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    treat it as if your going to prison, mark your territory, take down the biggest housemate first so they know your top dog. the 1st weekend in have a party with all of your friends, its the only way to stake your claim



    just joking, im sure you'll be fine, bring a few good box sets with you, they'll love ya

    Especially popular are boxsets of heineken, budweiser and miller.


  • #73
    theg81der
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭theg81der


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    woah ! so they turned on the gas and lit a match ?? your heading to the top of the list alright

    damage to the house ?


    Ah no! He left he gas on and left all of us in the sitting room smoking. But I had to get something in the kitchen and saw all the knobs and oven left on and thought "thats odd" then realised ....:eek: turned them off and packed my stuff, as did other housemates. He owned the house and was in some financial hot water.


  • #74
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    treat it as if your going to prison, mark your territory, take down the biggest housemate first so they know your top dog. the 1st weekend in have a party with all of your friends, its the only way to stake your claim



    just joking, im sure you'll be fine, bring a few good box sets with you, they'll love ya

    Il just stay in my room for 10 months and watch a lot of porn


  • #75
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    theg81der wrote: »
    Ah no! He left he gas on and left all of us in the sitting room smoking. But I had to get something in the kitchen and saw all the knobs and oven left on and thought "thats odd" then realised ....:eek: turned them off and packed my stuff, as did other housemates. He owned the house and was in some financial hot water.

    jesus that would have been disastrous, lucky escape i think


  • #76
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    Il just stay in my room for 10 months and watch a lot of porn

    at least your dedicated :pac:


  • #77
    theg81der
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭theg81der


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    jesus that would have been disastrous, lucky escape i think

    You said it! We did try to do somethying about it but it went nowhere.


  • #78
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    at least your dedicated :pac:

    Il keep the proceeds in a jar and give it to them when the 10 months is up so they can remember me. Or il probaly just not do that and eh study and emm browse boards.ie and eh.. yep stop typing now ..ok


  • #79
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    Il keep the proceeds in a jar and give it to them when the 10 months is up so they can remember me. Or il probaly just not do that and eh study and emm browse boards.ie and eh.. yep stop typing now ..ok

    eh....


  • #80
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    theg81der wrote: »
    You said it! We did try to do somethying about it but it went nowhere.

    i remember waiting for a new housemate to arrive. then i hear the key. up the stairs walk 3 guys carrying a guitar and 4 large speakers. i remember thinking nooooooooo. i had to listen to stairway to heaven being badly played at 7 am every morning and late into the night

    i was sharpening kitchen knives for the f**ker


  • #81
    kfallon
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    ShadowGal wrote: »
    ive lived with a few. one used to label her shampoo and toiletries with a little white sticker displaying the date. or in the fridge if she had a little bag of chocolate snack bars she would write on a sticker on the pack "i have 4 bars left" heh heh

    So she prob thought you were weird cos you kept nicking her stuff and she had to label everything to try stop you from doing it!!!!


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  • #82
    flanno_7hi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭flanno_7hi


    eimearcmh wrote: »
    Jeez you wouldn't want to leave you toothbrush lying around there or anything. What a place for it like!
    Did you say anything to her or did you just pretend that you hadn't seen it. She must have been morto.
    I of course mentioned it in front of everyone including a bloke she had over. Used to keep most of stuff in my room. Especially after i found ginger hairs in my razor, last blade 2. Ah college haha


  • #83
    pvt6zh395dqbrj
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    bigneacy wrote: »
    The perspective from the weird housemate side of things.... :eek:

    That's not fair. I've never called you names. My hero, Michael Scofield, once forgave his friend tweener for telling Bellick about his escape plans because Bellick gave him chips. I guess I can forgive you too.


  • #84
    Banji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭Banji


    I wish I could meet some whackjob type people. Everyone I meet is so normal.. :pac:

    It seems like I would definitely increase my chances if I moved out :rolleyes:


  • #85
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Misanthrope wrote: »
    I shared a big house with 6 people as a student.One left and a new guy moved in, called Dominic.

    Dom was a god freak with a drink problem and immediately got it into his head that I was an evil disciple of Satan.

    What was really worrying was that he never confronted me on it, yet consulted the others, who obviously told me.Even though Dom couldn't beat eggs I actually started locking my bedroom door as I slept for fear of being knifed.

    If he walked into a room he was in, ie kitchen or living room,he would start mumbling hymns and prayers and blessing himself.The others thought this was priceless.I did too but it did scream 'paranoid schizophrenia'.

    He would spend hours in his room drinking cider and talking to god a sing hymns.

    Then he locked himself in there for 3 days solid until there was no sound coming from his room ,only a stench of excrement.

    One of the lads called the college after I said I reckoned he'd probably slashed his wrists and was only going to stink the whole neighbourhood.

    Then,his parents arrived............more fcukin godfreaks,straight out of the 1950s, dressed like the cast of 'The Sullivans' .

    They proceeded to bang on his door until he unlocked it and opened it.There he was balls naked, smeared in his own crap in a room full of empty cider bottles.

    The parents rushed in closing the door behind them.What followed was 10 minutes of shouting, screeching,slapping noises and sobbing, by all three of them.Jesus' name was bandied about an awful lot.

    Then a period of relative calmness ensued.All you could hear was 'rummaging'.

    Finally,the door opened and the three of them came out with all Doms belongings.They came down through the house without saying a word to the rest of us,who were all mooching around pretending to be doing something so we might be able to watch the circus,

    They left and that was the last I ever saw of Dom.Though I suspect he's in a forum somewhere telling other simpletons how he lived for 3 weeks with the Devil (that'd be me), but Jesus saved him with cider and poo



    I lived with some guys for 3 weeks 1 of which was possessed by Satan. I used to keep him at bay by reciting scripture whenever he walked into the same as I was in. Things got so bad that Jesus himself told me to stay in my room, cover myself in scat, drink cider and pray. My parents showed up after 3 days of solitude in my sh!t filled room and we proceeded to scream about how Jesus was involved and beat the sh!t out of each other (excuse the pun). Then I went home with my parents and salvaged my soul with with some penance.


  • #86
    eimearcmh
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    flanno_7hi wrote: »
    I of course mentioned it in front of everyone including a bloke she had over. Used to keep most of stuff in my room. Especially after i found ginger hairs in my razor, last blade 2. Ah college haha

    What a thing to mention in front of people. She must have went scarlet!
    Yeah using my milk and bread is one thing, but my razor.............!!
    A male housemate asked once if he could use my scissors as he needed to cut his toenails....at least he asked i suppose. icon7.gif


  • #87
    flanno_7hi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭flanno_7hi


    eimearcmh wrote: »
    What a thing to mention in front of people. She must have went scarlet!
    Yeah using my milk and bread is one thing, but my razor.............!!
    A male housemate asked once if he could use my scissors as he needed to cut his toenails....at least he asked i suppose. icon7.gif
    My attitude in life has always been you might as well say it, especially if its funny. Screw her the weirdo.
    Didnt happen again :-)
    Did you let him use them? :-)


  • #88
    midlandsmissus
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    Im still laughing at flange cartridge...ha! I dont get that girl, I have and Im sure most ladies here will know what im on about, 'period paranoia'. Im absolutely paranoid when I have my period that Ive left any trace anywhere, especially in some-one else's house/some-one else's car. Im constantly worryin that ive left a mark sumwhere. Of course it rarely happens, but its always in the back of my mind. Us poor wimminz!


  • #89
    eimearcmh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭eimearcmh


    flanno_7hi wrote: »
    My attitude in life has always been you might as well say it, especially if its funny. Screw her the weirdo.
    Didnt happen again :-)
    Did you let him use them? :-)

    Thats one way to stop it anyways :)
    Yeah i let him use my scissors, im to nice a person to say no! Ah he was a nice enough chap himself. As long as he didn't start cutting anything else.....


  • #90
    ShadowGal
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    kfallon wrote: »
    So she prob thought you were weird cos you kept nicking her stuff and she had to label everything to try stop you from doing it!!!!

    ive already cleared that one up, no, we didnt steal her stuff, she was just a bit neurotic, like she used to date her food with little tags that would say "opened on 6th april" ah i just thought it was funny


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  • #91
    kfallon
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    ShadowGal wrote: »
    ive already cleared that one up, no, we didnt steal her stuff, she was just a bit neurotic, like she used to date her food with little tags that would say "opened on 6th april" ah i just thought it was funny

    You're evil, you could have saved her all that trouble by just telling her there's a 'Best Before' date on all her food :D


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