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Anyone ever have weird housemates ?

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  • #32
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Cavehill Red wrote: »
    That comes from a professor of dissident science, so it must be right!
    Damn right. You can't argue with that. He's a professor. He even has a picture.
    Yes, my lodger will e-mail him.


  • #33
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    There ya go:

    http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/moonger.html


    Fascinating article...... couldn't even finish it though.I was distracted by the 'spiritual' jewellery' for sale further down the page.

    Highly Recommended
    Spiritual Jewelry Designer
    I found this amazing website - Ka Gold Jewelry - featuring the cosmic jewelry artist David Weitzman. The jewelry creations are simply irresistible. What I liked most about David's work is that each jewel is molded with a special intention and meaning. The jewels enhance our life with qualities such as love, courage and abundance. For me wearing a jewel that is made with intent is a reminder of what really is important to me in life.


    That's all the proof I need to know that the Nazis went to the moon and Mars.This also proves that all Apollo landings were faked.No self respecting Moondwelling CosmoNazi is going to let a bunch of Yanks hit golf balls down his lunar fairways.................. Think about it people.


  • #34
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Terry wrote: »
    Damn right. You can't argue with that. He's a professor. He even has a picture.
    Yes, my lodger will e-mail him.

    He is in fact the president of American Academy of Dissident Sciences, which rather than getting bogged down with fools like MIT in scientific centers like Boston, runs operations from an office in LA.

    It's proximity to Silicon Valley explains their advanced Web technology.I wonder who owns American Academy of Dissident Sciences?


  • #35
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Misanthrope wrote: »
    He is in fact the president of American Academy of Dissident Sciences, which rather than getting bogged down with fools like MIT in scientific centers like Boston, runs operations from an office in LA.

    It's proximity to Silicon Valley explains their advanced Web technology.I wonder who owns American Academy of Dissident Sciences?
    Well, aren't you just a big bundle of happiness?
    Would you like a hug?


  • #36
    Hail 2 Da Thief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    When I lived in Canada I shared an apartment with a truely bizarre & disturbed middle aged women. She clearly had mental health issues!
    Everything that came out of her mouth was totally incoherent. I arrived home one day to find her bawling crying in the hallway & waffling on to my other housemate about some marriage proposal she had recently received :eek:. I made a run for my bedroom & left my poor housemate to deal with her :D.

    Two good friends of mine shared a house with a guy who is now locked up for a rape he carried out while living at their address. Apparently he used to go out late at night carrying screwdrivers in his pockets :eek:


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  • #37
    RMD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    I used to share a house with 2 good friends of mine. We had a party the night before in my house for my 21st and a friend brought me a sheep sex doll type thing as a joke present.

    Long story short I came home the next night at about 5 in the morning after a night out to find one my friends sitting on the couch in the nip ****ing my sex sheep, all he said to me when he saw me was "Don't worry man I'm using a johnny, you know I wouldn't cum in your stuff" :pac:


  • #38
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Terry wrote: »
    could you please post a link to a story about Nazis on the moon. I don't care if it's fake. I'm going to tell him that I believe it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdIeFyPy3Ks


    If you really want to freak him out, look into the Germans' occult "vril society"

    Like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD67_6lhsmw


    At about 02.45 it stats going on about making the UFO's.

    Finally, there's a LOT of stuff about this, so if you do get him hooked on the idea, get a Vril "medium" to pop over, to freak him out more.


  • #39
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Did you never stop to think that maybe, just maybe, you were sharing a house with a hooker?

    hahaha! no, not a hooker i'm afraid... just a slapper! :D


  • #40
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Terry wrote: »
    Well, aren't you just a big bundle of happiness?
    Would you like a hug?

    Spiritual Cosmic Jewellery just makes my heart glow with mystical energy.I'm all hugs n kisses right now.Even to our MoonNazi friends out there.

    Or it might just be that I'm incredibly high right now.


  • #41
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    RMD wrote: »
    I used to share a house with 2 good friends of mine. We had a party the night before in my house for my 21st and a friend brought me a sheep sex doll type thing as a joke present.

    Long story short I came home the next night at about 5 in the morning after a night out to find one my friends sitting on the couch in the nip ****ing my sex sheep, all he said to me when he saw me was "Don't worry man I'm using a johnny, you know I wouldn't cum in your stuff" :pac:

    kind of along the lines of my story.

    note to boys : when house sharing keep the jerking off to the bedroom :cool:


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  • #42
    pvt6zh395dqbrj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭pvt6zh395dqbrj


    My hero, Michael Scofield, once had a room mate that didn't sleep and always wanted to know what Michael did with his toothpaste and why Michael had tatoos. He thought the tatoos were a map and he was right. But still, he never slept. Michael was very clever though and pretended to get beaten up and then make himself crazy to talk to him again. They were friends.

    Once, this new guy moved into my house and wouldn't watch prison break with me when I wanted to. Also, he objected to me putting my prison break poster up in the living room. Eventually, after he wouldn't listen to the Prison break radio play I wrote, he admitted he didn't like Prison Break, or Michael Scofield. And even though I had the best arguments and completely proved why Michael Scofield was great, he decided that he had to move out.

    Also I slept with his sister.


  • #43
    eimearcmh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭eimearcmh


    Ok well Misanthrope's story is one the best and ive nothing that compares to that. Some annoying habits that ive found in housemates over the years are....

    Leaving washing in the machine for days on end. (They wont move themselves you know)
    Using up all loo roll and just leaving the empty cardboard cylinder. (Again, it wont replace itself)
    Ringing the doorbell when they're just to lazy to get their key. (A few times is fine but to do it frequently!)
    Leaving toenail clippings on the sitting room table/floor. (Eeugh)
    Turning off the heating really early in the night so you sit there freezing (Especially bad in winter)
    Leaving dirty dishes in the sink for a good 7-9 days before washing them. (The faries aren't going to wash them)
    Returning from a night out and being really drunk and loud. (Especially bad when you've an early morning)
    Not paying the bills eg internet/esb. (Particularly bad when the housemates themselves have to sort bills)
    Continously repeating the same catchphrase that doesn't even make sense in the first place.


  • #44
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    i had to get a lock for my door as my house mate used to come into my bedroom at all hours of the morning and just stare at me when he thought i was asleep. i was too afraid to move in bed. he was the one who got kicked out for trashing the place. feckin creep


  • #45
    Pretty_Pistol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭Pretty_Pistol


    Shared a house with a guy who stabbed his wife or ex wife out in the field next us. First I knew about it was when I heard some pounding on the front door. I looked through the key hole and there were 4 police men standing there.

    I had 2 roommates who were seeing an awful lot of different guys. I don't think they were hookers but just liked having male attention and getting stuff paid for them.

    The last roommate I had for about 4 months. She stayed in the apartment for all of 3 nights and the only reason she stayed then was because her Dad came to visit her. Her parents were very religious and wouldn't approve of her staying at her boyfriends. She was 27!


  • #46
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Pretty_Pistol wrote: »
    The last roommate I had for about 4 months. She stayed in the apartment for all of 3 nights and the only reason she stayed then was because her Dad came to visit her. Her parents were very religious and wouldn't approve of her staying at her boyfriends. She was 27!

    Sure like, if she's paying rent and you don't actually have to put up with her, happy days!


  • #47
    Pretty_Pistol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭Pretty_Pistol


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Sure like, if she's paying rent and you don't actually have to put up with her, happy days!

    Yeah, it was great for me. But it was stupid for her keeping an apartment just to keep her parents happy when she was 27. And her boyfriend lived literally across the road.


  • #48
    KyussBishop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,797 ✭✭✭KyussBishop


    Off topic, but the Nazi moonbase posts remind me of this film trailer I saw a while back:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAfoiN5SDw


    Forgive me but actually looks kind of...fun


  • #49
    yermanoffthetv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    Lived with a guy who used to eat his breakfast/dinner/tea in front of the tv and then proceed to use his plate/bowl/cup as an ashtray(sometimes with half a meal still on it)....and just leave it there. For days some times! :mad: I wasnt cleaning that **** up on principle but I did a few times out of pure fustration or if someone was coming over.

    A friend of mine used to live with a right whackjob. Anytime youd say youd were going to the shop and take requests, like a bottle of milk or m&m's or something, hed always-without fail- come up with something mad random request. Gluten free bread (he wasnt coeliac) Chamomile tea - very specific brand or nothing. Dill - just a fcukin jar of dill! He was a bit like the kid off the toyshow in his personaliy (nothin against the kid) Walk in at 2am on saturday night and hed be cutting out pictures from the rte guide or wierd ****e like that.

    Im a fairly easy goin guy but god damnit sometimes you can end up with some crackpots.


  • #50
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    yermanoffthetv wrote: »
    Lived with a guy who used to eat his breakfast/dinner/tea in front of the tv and then proceed to use his plate/bowl/cup as an ashtray(sometimes with half a meal still on it)....and just leave it there. For days some times! :mad: I wasnt cleaning that **** up on principle but I did a few times out of pure fustration or if someone was coming over.

    A friend of mine used to live with a right whackjob. Anytime youd say youd were going to the shop and take requests, like a bottle of milk or m&m's or something, hed always-without fail- come up with something mad random request. Gluten free bread (he wasnt coeliac) Chamomile tea - very specific brand or nothing. Dill - just a fcukin jar of dill! He was a bit like the kid off the toyshow in his personaliy (nothin against the kid) Walk in at 2am on saturday night and hed be cutting out pictures from the rte guide or wierd ****e like that.

    Im a fairly easy goin guy but god damnit sometimes you can end up with some crackpots.

    i moved into a house once and the previous tenants had been using the inside of the windowsill as an ashtray. it was disgusting, and fake tan mitts (for applying it) under the bed. 3 girls were sharing the house.

    which begs another question to you all, who do you think are cleaner to live with , guys or girls ? or does it depend on the individual ?

    anyone lived with both that could make a judgement ??


  • #51
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    John Green Telecommunications wrote: »
    My hero, Michael Scofield, once had a room mate that didn't sleep and always wanted to know what Michael did with his toothpaste and why Michael had tatoos. He thought the tatoos were a map and he was right. But still, he never slept. Michael was very clever though and pretended to get beaten up and then make himself crazy to talk to him again. They were friends.

    Once, this new guy moved into my house and wouldn't watch prison break with me when I wanted to. Also, he objected to me putting my prison break poster up in the living room. Eventually, after he wouldn't listen to the Prison break radio play I wrote, he admitted he didn't like Prison Break, or Michael Scofield. And even though I had the best arguments and completely proved why Michael Scofield was great, he decided that he had to move out.

    Also I slept with his sister.

    The perspective from the weird housemate side of things.... :eek:


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  • #52
    flanno_7hi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭flanno_7hi


    ShadowGal wrote: »
    i moved into a house once and the previous tenants had been using the inside of the windowsill as an ashtray. it was disgusting, and fake tan mitts (for applying it) under the bed. 3 girls were sharing the house.

    which begs another question to you all, who do you think are cleaner to live with , guys or girls ? or does it depend on the individual ?

    anyone lived with both that could make a judgement ??

    Girls were much worse. Particularly the dirty bitch who left a used flange cartridge on the bathroom windowsill. WTF!


  • #53
    jam_mac_jam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    flanno_7hi wrote: »
    Girls were much worse. Particularly the dirty bitch who left a used flange cartridge on the bathroom windowsill. WTF!

    flange cartridge! I am horified.


  • #54
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Cartridge hahaha. In fairness women make more bodily mess so are bound to be messier. It can be really embarassing to make sure all things are hidden. But a window ffs!


  • #55
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    until like a week ago I was sharing a flat with one other girl.

    She had a unicycle, 13 lizards, and a clown fetish - which she displayed all over the flat. She also took her synthetic dreads out occasionally and put them in the washing machine.

    I miss her


  • #56
    flanno_7hi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭flanno_7hi


    The house was messy as fook, it was college but that has to hve been the most revoltin thing ever. We made a point of all tellin her to move it. She was some posh irish music student from d4 aswell. Maybe her servants usually picked them up.
    That house was mad, that wasnt even the worst thing that happened. Some knob came knocking at 4am looking for one of the housemates who wasnt in. When i wouldnt let him in and closed the door, he took a dump in our driveway. Apparently he did it all the time


  • #57
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    flanno_7hi wrote: »
    Girls were much worse. Particularly the dirty bitch who left a used flange cartridge on the bathroom windowsill. WTF!

    FLANGE CARTRIDGE!!! LEGEND! I ended up with coke (-a cola, not -aine) pouring out of my nose reading that!


  • #58
    eimearcmh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭eimearcmh


    flanno_7hi wrote: »
    Girls were much worse. Particularly the dirty bitch who left a used flange cartridge on the bathroom windowsill. WTF!

    Yeah usually girls are much more discrete with female matters. That shocks me a little.

    Ive lived with both and personally i think that guys are worse. It depends of course, some guys are very clean and organised, while some think its acceptable to generally treat the place like a dump.


  • #59
    flanno_7hi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭flanno_7hi


    eimearcmh wrote: »
    Yeah usually girls are much more discrete with female matters. That shocks me a little.

    Ive lived with both and personally i think that guys are worse. It depends of course, some guys are very clean and organised, while some think its acceptable to generally treat the place like a dump.
    Dont get me wrong, we were dirty feckers in that house but thats beyond a joke. And i've been informed its called an applicator. I think flange cartridge gets the intended use across better tho
    :-)


  • #60
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    flanno_7hi wrote: »
    Girls were much worse. Particularly the dirty bitch who left a used flange cartridge on the bathroom windowsill. WTF!

    jasus thats fairly disgusting


    flange cartridge, that a new one lol


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  • #61
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    ShadowGal wrote: »

    i also lived with a girl who liked to scream the house down whilst having sex. now we all like a bit :cool: and i may have kept my screaming for when the house was empty, but one time right in the middle of her screams she roared " ****ING HIT ME" at the top of her voice :D i think he did too

    any stories ?

    Can i get her number


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