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Sayings/quotes

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭OopsyDaisy


    Just clicked onto the first page by accident[normally skip to the end]

    How did this turn out? Did any of our ones make it up?

    I've been so busy working that I haven't had a chance to finish it, loads of the boardsy ones are going up though! They're fantastic :D

    I'll put up a pic when I finally do finish it :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Benny Lava


    Getting into Oxegen mode:

    "I know my rights so you're going to need a warrant for that".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Benny Lava wrote: »
    Getting into Oxegen mode:

    "I know my rights so you're going to need a warrant for that".

    "I know my rights, **** off, we're not letting you in".

    Best to avoid this outcome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    "Yes" in response to "How did you do that?" A memorable saying that shall hopefully survive the test of time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭OopsyDaisy


    Davidius wrote: »
    "Yes" in response to "How did you do that?" A memorable saying that shall hopefully survive the test of time.

    Dyu just say 'yes' in responce to everything yeah? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    OopsyDaisy wrote: »
    Dyu just say 'yes' in responce to everything yeah? :P
    No.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭OopsyDaisy


    Davidius wrote: »
    No.

    I was asking for that :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Benny Lava


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    "I know my rights, **** off, we're not letting you in".

    Best to avoid this outcome.

    When I said I'm getting in Oxegen mode, I didn't mean I was planning on using that sentence at Oxegen.

    It is, infact, a Jay-Z quote.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Benny Lava wrote: »
    When I said I'm getting in Oxegen mode, I didn't mean I was planning on using that sentence at Oxegen.

    It is, infact, a Jay-Z quote.

    Sorry, I am unfamiliar with the man's work, but I hear his workplace is an inhospitable environment for women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Benny Lava


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Sorry, I am unfamiliar with the man's work, but I hear his workplace is an inhospitable environment for women.

    Most definitely.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Sorry, I am unfamiliar with the man's work, but I hear his workplace is an inhospitable environment for women.
    this is in fact a false statement for he has 4 score and 19 problems,yet a wench can't be counted among them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,819 ✭✭✭EuropeanSon


    Kavanagh- Homer's ghost came whispering to my mind, and said "I made the Illiad from such a local row. Gods make their own importance."

    that's from memory, so it may not be word perfect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    “If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.” – Homer Simpson.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    "As long as there are two people left in the world,someone is going to want somebody dead"-The Sniper TF2

    I didn't want to quote a computer game,but it make sense

    "The higher you build your barriers,the taller I become"-Labi Siffre


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    As someone playing Nethack far more often nowadays:

    "That is a potion bottle, not a Klein bottle!" if you attempt to dip a potion into itself.

    "That would be an interesting topological exercise." if you attempt to put a bag into itself.

    "You have a normal feeling for a moment, then it passes." can happen when hallucinating (the message would otherwise be "You have a strange feeling for a moment, then it passes.")

    "You hear a voice say, "It's dead, Jim."" when you use a stethoscope on a corpse while hallucinating.

    "You give the fish a chance to fix their makeup." while hallucinating apply a mirror in any direction while underwater (Yes, the developers of the game have THAT much attention to detail).

    "Oh wow, man: Fractals!" while hallucinating rub a valuable gem against a non-cursed touchstone.

    "You now have a lesser case of the munchies."
    "You are getting the munchies."
    "You still have the munchies."
    "The munchies are interfering with your motor capabilities."
    All food related messages while hallucinating.

    "The <monster> inside the box is dead!" opening "Schoedinger's Box" while hallucinating.

    "You trip over your own elbow." fumbling while hallucinating.

    And of course, the dreaded "Do you want your possessions identified". Meaning game over.

    Yes I just spent the last while reading through a massive list of possible hallucination messages, some are brilliant, apologies for over-pasting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 sally2


    couple of of more
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    If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.”

    Read more: http://www.quotesquotations.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa-quotes.htm#ixzz0svtpwuru

    Do not try to bend the spoon, that is impossible, only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon then you will see it is not the spoon that bends but it is yourself.” — The Matrix
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Arcade Panda


    "I knew that what I was seeking to discover was a thing I'd always known. That all courage was a form of constancy. That it was always himself that the coward abandoned first. After this all other betrayals came easily."

    ^ Love this.

    "Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting."

    "There is no one to tell us what might have been. We weep over the might have been, but there is no might have been. There never was. It is supposed to be true that those who do not know history are condemned to repeat it. I dont believe knowing can save us. What is constant in history is greed and foolishness and a love of blood and this is a thing that even God - who knows all that can be known - seems powerless to change."

    These are all quotes from 'All the Pretty Horses'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭Colm!


    "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden, "Fight Club".

    Ever since I've seen that film, I've always loved that quote.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 cazzycaz


    Every old stocking finds an old shoe.

    Photo's are happy moments in a sad life


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    "Who has not asked himself at some time or other: am I a monster or is this what it means to be a person?"

    Love that, for some reason.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Arcade Panda


    "The looser you are with something, the lighter you hold it in your hand, the more powerful it can be."

    Stuart A Staples.

    I read that in the Q&A section of the Irish Times Magazine last Saturday. It just kind've stuck with me.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 929 ✭✭✭TheCardHolder


    "But this road doesn't go anywhere," I told him.
    That doesn't matter."
    What does?" I asked, after a little while.
    Just that we're on it, dude," he said."


    ''People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. ''

    "Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity."


  • Registered Users Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


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    I don't know if anyone has quoted Mark Twain,so here's a few of his best ones:

    "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."


    "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."


    "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."


    "Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."


    "Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."


    "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    Today in school my year head came out with this absolute gem :
    'The road to success has many parking spots. '

    That's great miss, but I don't have a car..:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Today in school my year head came out with this absolute gem :
    'The road to success has many parking spots. '

    That's great miss, but I don't have a car..:pac:

    Eww. That phrase is back? :P Its still summmmmer!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 92 ✭✭greener greene


    "Milk was a bad choice"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭marko93


    "Atheists don't fly planes into buildings"

    "Can one simply walk into mordor?"

    "I don't play... I'm a serious gamer!"

    "This is YOUR life, and it is ending one minute at a time"

    "Some men arent looking for anything logical, like money. They cant be bought, bullied, reasoned or negoiated with. Some men, just want to watch the world burn."

    "The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible!" -Arthur C. Clarke

    And lastly a personl fav, that gets me through the day

    "Haters, gonna hate"


    Sorry if any of these are repeats btw! best of luck with this project of yours.. Dont forget to post pictures :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭laurashambles


    "Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them. And you have their shoes."

    Saw this an old diary of mine from when I was 12 a few weeks back. Not sure who said it, but I thought it was pretty amusing. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭marko93


    "Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them. And you have their shoes."

    Saw this an old diary of mine from when I was 12 a few weeks back. Not sure who said it, but I thought it was pretty amusing. :D

    Best one yet.. made me laugh and lighthend up my day :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    "We never grow up. We just learn how to behave in public." :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭ihavequestions


    "the worst is yet to come "

    "This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a whimper"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭marko93


    "This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a whimper"

    What is that from? o_o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭Colm!


    marko93 wrote: »
    What is that from? o_o

    Last stanza of "The Hollow Men" by TS Elliot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 711 ✭✭✭ihavequestions


    Colm! wrote: »
    Last stanza of "The Hollow Men" by TS Elliot.

    Yup.
    LOVE IT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 Sulkinskimpy


    "I spent all my money on women, drink and fast cars. The rest I just wasted." George Best on his life perspective.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭EverybodyLies


    Pathwalker, there is no path. You must make the path as you walk

    Choice, not chance, determines destiny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Arcade Panda


    Nishi: This is a stone called mica schist. Try peeking into the crack.
    That's right, like that.
    Shizuku: Ohhh! It's so pretty!
    Nishi: It's called "beryl". There's an inclusion of raw emerald.
    Shizuku: "Emerald"? The gemstone?
    Nishi: That's right. You and Seiji both, you're like that stone.
    Unpolished stones in their natural state. Now, I like even unpolished
    stones very much, but things like violin making and storywriting are
    different. You have to find the rough gems inside yourself, take the time,
    and polish them. It's very time consuming work. That rock has a largest
    stone, right?
    Shizuku: Yes.
    Nishi: Actually, that one, when you polish it, instead turns out to be
    worthless. The smaller ones further inside are of higher purity. And in a
    part you can't see from the outside, there might be even better stones.
    Ah, this won't do. You get old and you start getting preachy.
    Shizuku: I've become very afraid of finding out whether or not I have have
    a beautiful crystal like this inside me. But I want to write. When I've
    written my story, I'll be sure to show it to you first.
    Nishi: Thank you. I'm looking forward to it.

    From Whisper of The Heart. I don't know, I think you actually have to
    watch the scene to really appreciate how lovely that whole conversation is.

    So much <3 for that movie!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭Jamie Starr


    So much <3 for that movie!

    I think I've spoken about this before, but it's an inspiring movie, despite all it's "girlyness". My brother was going to give it away when he was clearing out his DVDs, and I had to admit in the most mumbly way that I liked it and wanted to keep it. He laughed, but understood, because he liked it too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    "a human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. specialization is for insects." - time enough for love, by robert heinlein.

    love this quote for reasons unknown.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭SportsGreatest


    My motto - for sport.

    "Heart. Hunger. Desire. Passion. Today. Tomorrow. Always."

    Two others:

    "Impossible is Nothing."

    "Never Give Up."


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Mrs. Merton/Caroline Aherne interviewing Debbie McGee: "So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

    Best interview question ever. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭i like pie


    the only difference between try and triumph is a little umph:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    An old thread, but one worth bumping every now and then. Some lines by Leonard Cohen that rang to me tonight:

    "I met a girl across the sea,
    her hair the gold that gold can be,
    Are you a teacher of the heart?
    Yes, but not for thee. "

    "I was handsome I was strong,
    I knew the words of every song.
    Did my singing please you?
    No, the words you sang were wrong."

    From the song Teachers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Mollikins


    Oh man, I love quotes. I have tonnes of documents saved absolutely full of quotes. :)

    Here's a couple from Jodi Picoult novels. :o

    'What if it turns out that a life isn’t defined by who you belong to or where you came from, by what you wished for or whom you’ve lost, but instead by the moments you spend getting from each of these places to the next?'

    "I don't belong to a religion. Religion's the reason the world's falling apart...That's what religion does. It points a finger. It causes wars. It breaks apart countries. It's a petri dish for stereotypes to grow in. Religion's not about being holy. Just holier-than-thou."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭Colm!


    Here's the ones I've listed on Facebook:


    "Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the 'transcendent' and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you." - Christopher Hitchens

    “You have to remind yourself of the big picture. We are specs of dust riding on a mote, hurtling through a vacuum so vast it's incomprehensible. Right now, a star several magnitudes the size of our own is exploding in a flash of light visible across galaxies. In another moment an entire species will go extinct because someone stepped on the last survivor. In the next few decades you will meet tens of thousands of new people, any of them could end up being your best friends… some may become your bitter rivals. All of them will die a few decades later. And so will you. A few decades more and no one will remember any of it. In a few thousand years there may be no living memory of humanity, let alone the fool you made of yourself in front of that cute barista.” --"yosemighty_sam" on reddit.com (a surprisingly high number of quotes I've written down come from Reddit.com comments :\)

    "Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today." -Lawrence Krauss.

    "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" -High Fidelity

    "They 'trust' me. Dumb fucks" - Mark Zuckerberg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    "Pain breeds strength, trust your struggle"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    I'd like to say that people people can change anything they want to; and that means everything in the world. Show me any country and there'll be people in it. And it's the people that make the country. People have got to stop pretending they're not on the world. People are running about following their little tracks. I am one of them. But we've all gotta stop just stop following our own little mouse trail. People can do anything; this is something that I'm beginning to learn. People are out there doing bad things to each other; it's because they've been dehumanized. It's time to take that humanity back into the centre of the ring and follow that for a time. Greed... it ain't going anywhere! They should have that on a big billboard across Times Square. Think on that. Without people you're nothing. - Joe Strummer



  • Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭HandsomeDivil


    "Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not. There is nothing more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world if full of educated derelicts. Persistence and Determination alone are omnipotent." - Joe Stummer


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  • Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    Stumbled upon this, no idea of its origin but thought it was good enough to share :)

    What will matter is not what you bought but what you built. Not what you got, but what you gave.
    What will matter is not your success, but your significance.
    What will matter is not what you learned, but what you taught.
    What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage or sacrifice that enriched, empowered or encouraged others to emulate your example.
    What will matter is not your competence, but your character.


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