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Most scumbag thing you've done

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  • #122
    wmpdd3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,626 ✭✭✭wmpdd3


    Very tame in comparasin, but my sister's lighter wasted last night so she brought the toaster up to bed with her so she could light fags during the night!


  • #123
    HavingCrack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭HavingCrack


    I tucked my tracksuit bottoms in my shok boyizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (okay I didn't but I thought it'd sound funny ;))


  • #124
    keithg89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭keithg89


    HavingCrack wrote: »
    I tucked my tracksuit bottoms in my shok boyizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (okay I didn't but I thought it'd sound funny ;))
    It doesn't.


  • #125
    messymess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭messymess


    wmpdd3 wrote: »
    Very tame in comparasin, but my sister's lighter wasted last night so she brought the toaster up to bed with her so she could light fags during the night!

    Classy!

    What's her number? ;)


  • #126
    HavingCrack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,847 ✭✭✭HavingCrack


    keithg89 wrote: »
    It doesn't.

    :(


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  • #127
    HereNorThere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭HereNorThere


    HavingCrack wrote: »
    :(

    I thought it was funny.


  • #128
    Eire-Dearg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,900 ✭✭✭Eire-Dearg


    This.


  • #129
    owenc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    MikeRoeSopht wrote: »
    Paid a visit to my teachers house at night and painted his car with 10 litres of black high gloss Dulux paint.

    Next mornig in school he had big bags under his eyes and paint under his nails. This was because I did my homework very well and he gave me a bad mark.
    Got expelled

    Then had whole of 2nd yr off school
    Went to boarding school down the country
    Was expelled in 3rd year for selling hash
    Took 4th yr off
    did 5th n 6th in another school

    was also arrested in France for stealing from shops
    bricked a few neighbour's windows in the estate
    stole money from mother and granny - caught

    Guess I was a right little bollix
    My mate has me beat tho, he went to 4 different schools

    never been arrested in Ireland - woo hoo

    finally matured
    decent hard working tax paying citizen now

    OHH your quite bad!:eek: Stealing from your mother, very bad tut, tut!


  • #130
    galwaymanc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭galwaymanc


    scientific1982 wrote: »
    Hey mate if your father forgave you dont beat yourself up about it. We're all human and we all make mistakes.
    thanks


  • #131
    spiralbound
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭spiralbound


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

    Dickheads


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  • #132
    pirelli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭pirelli


    We were on the way home and two fagdicks in a blue car were parked in the main street spitting at passers by. We gave one a smack in the face after they spat at a cyclist.

    They literally cried as spit dribbled down their faces outside bray civic centre. They sped off obscured by tinted windows and threw a some wet paper at us as they passed by.

    George Michael couldn't have been as Gay as these pair of brats.


  • #133
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Yeah them gays are terrible for spitting at people.


  • #134
    Kimia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

    You sound like a really horrible person.


  • #135
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    My very guilty pleasures - some scanger mobiles, some dance music (90s) and playboy stuff. :o


  • #136
    Kiwi Chick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭Kiwi Chick


    Crazy stuff guys!:rolleyes:


  • #137
    ThOnda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,699 ✭✭✭ThOnda


    Shame on me, but once, I drove with the fog lights on during bright day. I know, it is awful, but it happened and I cannot take it back. :(


  • #138
    investment
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Myself and a couple of the guys were on the lash in dun laoghaire , and on the way home we needed to use the bathroom, we went down a narrow lane, and there was a homeless scumbag person sleeping beside a bin, lets just say we decided too cool him down as it was a warm night hahaha!!

    I heard about that, it was in the southsider newspaper I think. Did you guys ever got caught after?


  • #139
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Hmm... can't think of anything really scummy that I did. On a few occasions I peed in public, but this was always in a back alley or somewhere nobody could see me and there were no public toilets open.


  • #140
    Helix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    nothing scumbaggy about pissing in public if youve really got to go, theres no alternative and you do it as far away from where people are likely to be walking as possible

    its a natural bodily function ffs, and theres no way to prevent yourself from going when you reach a certain point - a point im sure we've all reached at some stage. whats the alternative like? wet yourself? that still entails pissing in public


  • #141
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    should have used a sink:confused:


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  • #142
    Salty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    Got absolutely pissed drunk on my boyfriend's birthday last new years when we were out clubbing and threw up everywhere...I was too drunk to get myself to a toilet. Completely ruined his night and he'd to take me home early before 1am.

    Not very scumbag-ish, but I still feel like shít over it anyway :(


  • #143
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Sad fact is that there is a grey area in us all....
    even those who deem themselves to be "nice" - we've all done something scumbag-ish.


    The only thing that matters was what you did called for. That seperates the true scum from the action-reaction in life.


  • #144
    David900
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭David900


    _meehan_ wrote: »
    Got absolutely pissed drunk on my boyfriend's birthday last new years when we were out clubbing and threw up everywhere...I was too drunk to get myself to a toilet. Completely ruined his night and he'd to take me home early before 1am.

    Not very scumbag-ish, but I still feel like shít over it anyway :(

    How can anyone bear to be friends with you? :mad:


  • #145
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    ok have been thinking about this and this is my one

    dont know if you know shankill dart station but its a box like structure with 2 entrances , both you climb steps up to , with roller shutters on each door

    Halloween me and my partner in crime had 1/4 dynamite bangers ( if you had them you will know these ****ers :D )
    so about twenty people in the ticket office sheltering out of the rain ,
    me one side , buddy the other , fired up the explosives and pulled down the shutters , and let me tell you the ****ing bang could be heard in howth :eek:

    its all tiled inside so the echo and the magnification of the sound must have been imminence

    to this day i feel so so sorry for the poor people inside , if it was me inside i would have shat my self good and proper , christ i was a little bolloix :eek:

    mind you i nearly shat myself laughing at the time so swings and roundabouts :D


  • #146
    lesserspottedchloe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭lesserspottedchloe


    how did everyone miss the one with the cat and the 'black cat'? That gets my vote as the most scummy in this thread anyway.Not too far removed from 'pissing on a homeless man' as both acts display a total lack of empathy and mental soundness....The worst I can remember doing is eating soggy, cold, leftover Mc Donalds at an airport because we had run out of money and were staaaarving..and once after an all-night house party myself and a friend were so desperate for a ciggie that we 'recovered' one from a rotten ashtray..bleughhh! :pac:


  • #147
    Ev84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Ev84


    I once put 2 sugars in my tea instead of the usual 1...


  • #148
    Salty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    David900 wrote: »
    How can anyone bear to be friends with you? :mad:

    Are you being serious or have I missed the sarcasm? :confused:


  • #149
    Doublechinlolz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Doublechinlolz


    Me and three friends snuck into a building site.. Smashed windows on a jcb and tried to drive the roller... Down a hill :/ Also figured out how to work the massive tanker full of water.
    Friend got arrested..
    Oh well :Z


  • #150
    David900
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭David900


    _meehan_ wrote: »
    Are you being serious or have I missed the sarcasm? :confused:

    Nah only pulling your leg.


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  • #151
    dollyk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 602 ✭✭✭dollyk


    let my fone fall into the toilet " after i had used the loo", fished it out and brought it to local vodafone shop. stood there cringing when the chap took it apart, wiping his hands in his trousers, while i explained i had spilt water on it by mistake ugghh.


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