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Piranha 3D

  • 03-08-2010 02:32AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭


    So, the 9 minutes footage from upcoming 3D gorefest Piranha 3D that caused a bit of fuss at Comic Con has emerged online, and boy is it fun.

    snip

    How on earth they thought they'd get that in at a relatively family and underage friendly event is quite ballsy. Looks completely over the top and ridiculous, so that - along with Ving Rhames, Eli Roth and Kelly Brook on board - means I can't wait to see it :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,140 ✭✭✭✭TheDoc


    That was pretty disturbing haha :D

    Probably going to be absolutley muck but sure ill give it a nosey :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Willbbz


    They should have just called it 'smaller jaws'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,483 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    This looks terrible..................









    TERRIBLY AWESOME!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    I liked the bit where
    the engine pulled her face off
    .

    That was a pretty messed up segment I must say. Went from vaguely disturbing to pretty comical when we saw
    one eat it's way out through her face
    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,483 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Great marketing for this movie. The vast majority of the movie going public found the Piranha 3D trailers very silly (people were laughing out loud when i saw it in the cinema).

    But this is great, now i wanna see the movie and i guarentee that this is gonna bring thousands more people to the cinema to see this movie!

    The "leak" is obviously on purpose, made to look like it was bootlegged. It's definately not from Comic-Con because that was in 3D! Also, there's no audience reaction (although i think i heard a girl shriek when the 2 chicks got chopped in half).

    Clever marketing IMO!


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  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The comic con controversy was one big marketing ploy, they deliberately put together a preview which wouldn't be accepted without major cuts and then set about hosting their own viewing in a hotel close by. It's fantastic marketing for the film and the stunt has certainly paid off, just look at the dozens of stories wrote about it in recent weeks.

    The film looks like absolute nonsense which is exactly what I want from my killer fish films, I doubt it will scale the heights of the modern creature feature classic Frankenfish but it's certainly looks like a good time.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Video is gone :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭thorbarry


    haha thats awesome


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Kelly Brooks' 'acting skills' will do it for me:D:D:D-here's a nice scene from the movie.
    article-1280754974985-0AA9B15A000005DC-211358_636x461.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Kelly Brook's gazongas in 3D, I'm sold.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    These 4 words can sell the film by themselves...



    - KELLY
    - BROOKS
    - FISH
    - EATEN


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Brendog wrote: »
    These 4 words can sell the film by themselves...



    - KELLY
    - BROOKS
    - FISH
    - EATEN
    3 would do

    - KELLY
    - BROOKS
    - TITS


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    ^ yeah...she's only in it for her boobs, lets get real. Pretty gross out stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,342 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Been at Comic Con a few times. They must be lunatics if they thought they would get away with that video given the crowd that goes to it. Unless they had it in a R rated area.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    ^ yeah...she's only in it for her boobs, lets get real.

    She said recently herself that she has no problem with people casting her for her body. At least she knows she's not a serious actor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Sorry guys but parts of that clip arent allowed on boards.

    Should find it on Google no problem though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    I got bored watching it TBH


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,884 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Saw the trailer for this today, looks a bit rubbish to me, especially the fish themselves! The presence of Doc Brown is no longer as reassuring as it once was :( Could be OTT in a fun way, but doesn't look like it's for me.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Saw the trailer for this today, looks a bit rubbish to me, especially the fish themselves! The presence of Doc Brown is no longer as reassuring as it once was :( Could be OTT in a fun way, but doesn't look like it's for me.

    The presence of Doc Brown hasn't been reassuring for well over a decade, some of the truly dreadful drivel he has done in recent years is astonishing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Was that Richard Dreyfus I spotted? I think this could be great fun, see this on a packed Friday night with people who get the joke and it could be a blast. If it has a funny, Lake Placid silly vibe to it could be sleeper hit of the summer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    Looks great.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Sorry guys but parts of that clip arent allowed on boards.

    Should find it on Google no problem though.

    Damnit. Now I really want to find it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Looks ridiculious and ludricously violent...






    I'd buy that for a dollar :pac: Pure cack, I'm sure, but I wouldn't say no to it if someone wanted to put it on the telly some night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭skelliser


    can someone pm me a link, all the links i find are gone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Ugh, what has happened to 3d? Why on earth is it being wasted on movies like this? I've read up on a few things that apperantly happen in this movie and seriously who wants to see an underwater nude lesbian ballet in 3D? Or
    a guy getting his dick chewed off then spat out at the camera
    in 3D? I don't think James Cameron knew what he was doing when he made 3D a big craze.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Willbbz


    who wants to see an underwater nude lesbian ballet in 3D?

    uhh.. I do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 802 ✭✭✭Vodkat


    The trailer is terrible, and the movie will be too!! Wouldn't even waste my money!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭indough


    it looks like its going to be one of the years best to be honest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,215 ✭✭✭rednik


    Well it's either watch this or buy playboy in Sept to see Kelly.;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,132 ✭✭✭x in the city


    wouldn't even waste my time watching the trailer


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