Piranha 3D

Peyton Manning

So, the 9 minutes footage from upcoming 3D gorefest Piranha 3D that caused a bit of fuss at Comic Con has emerged online, and boy is it fun.

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How on earth they thought they'd get that in at a relatively family and underage friendly event is quite ballsy. Looks completely over the top and ridiculous, so that - along with Ving Rhames, Eli Roth and Kelly Brook on board - means I can't wait to see it

TheDoc

That was pretty disturbing haha

Probably going to be absolutley muck but sure ill give it a nosey

Willbbz

They should have just called it 'smaller jaws'

MrStuffins

This looks terrible..................









TERRIBLY AWESOME!

Zillah

I liked the bit where

the engine pulled her face off

.

That was a pretty messed up segment I must say. Went from vaguely disturbing to pretty comical when we saw

one eat it's way out through her face

:pac:

MrStuffins

Great marketing for this movie. The vast majority of the movie going public found the Piranha 3D trailers very silly (people were laughing out loud when i saw it in the cinema).

But this is great, now i wanna see the movie and i guarentee that this is gonna bring thousands more people to the cinema to see this movie!

The "leak" is obviously on purpose, made to look like it was bootlegged. It's definately not from Comic-Con because that was in 3D! Also, there's no audience reaction (although i think i heard a girl shriek when the 2 chicks got chopped in half).

Clever marketing IMO!

The comic con controversy was one big marketing ploy, they deliberately put together a preview which wouldn't be accepted without major cuts and then set about hosting their own viewing in a hotel close by. It's fantastic marketing for the film and the stunt has certainly paid off, just look at the dozens of stories wrote about it in recent weeks.

The film looks like absolute nonsense which is exactly what I want from my killer fish films, I doubt it will scale the heights of the modern creature feature classic Frankenfish but it's certainly looks like a good time.

Video is gone

thorbarry

haha thats awesome

Cantona's Collars

Kelly Brooks' 'acting skills' will do it for me:D:D:D-here's a nice scene from the movie.

krudler

Kelly Brook's gazongas in 3D, I'm sold.

Brendog

These 4 words can sell the film by themselves...



- KELLY
- BROOKS
- FISH
- EATEN

SugarHigh

Brendog wrote: »

These 4 words can sell the film by themselves...



- KELLY
- BROOKS
- FISH
- EATEN

3 would do

- KELLY
- BROOKS
- TITS

Richard Dower

^ yeah...she's only in it for her boobs, lets get real. Pretty gross out stuff.

El Horseboxo

Been at Comic Con a few times. They must be lunatics if they thought they would get away with that video given the crowd that goes to it. Unless they had it in a R rated area.

Galvasean

Richard Dower wrote: »

^ yeah...she's only in it for her boobs, lets get real.

She said recently herself that she has no problem with people casting her for her body. At least she knows she's not a serious actor.

Galvasean

Sorry guys but parts of that clip arent allowed on boards.

Should find it on Google no problem though.

norrie rugger

I got bored watching it TBH

johnny_ultimate

Saw the trailer for this today, looks a bit rubbish to me, especially the fish themselves! The presence of Doc Brown is no longer as reassuring as it once was Could be OTT in a fun way, but doesn't look like it's for me.

johnny_ultimate

johnny_ultimate wrote: »

Saw the trailer for this today, looks a bit rubbish to me, especially the fish themselves! The presence of Doc Brown is no longer as reassuring as it once was Could be OTT in a fun way, but doesn't look like it's for me.

The presence of Doc Brown hasn't been reassuring for well over a decade, some of the truly dreadful drivel he has done in recent years is astonishing.

krudler

Was that Richard Dreyfus I spotted? I think this could be great fun, see this on a packed Friday night with people who get the joke and it could be a blast. If it has a funny, Lake Placid silly vibe to it could be sleeper hit of the summer.

Minstrel27

Looks great.

Galvasean

Galvasean wrote: »

Sorry guys but parts of that clip arent allowed on boards.

Should find it on Google no problem though.

Damnit. Now I really want to find it!

Duggy747

Looks ridiculious and ludricously violent...






I'd buy that for a dollar :pac: Pure cack, I'm sure, but I wouldn't say no to it if someone wanted to put it on the telly some night.

skelliser

can someone pm me a link, all the links i find are gone

Dublindude69

Ugh, what has happened to 3d? Why on earth is it being wasted on movies like this? I've read up on a few things that apperantly happen in this movie and seriously who wants to see an underwater nude lesbian ballet in 3D? Or

a guy getting his dick chewed off then spat out at the camera

in 3D? I don't think James Cameron knew what he was doing when he made 3D a big craze.

Willbbz

Dublindude69 wrote: »

who wants to see an underwater nude lesbian ballet in 3D?

uhh.. I do

Vodkat

The trailer is terrible, and the movie will be too!! Wouldn't even waste my money!!!

indough

it looks like its going to be one of the years best to be honest

rednik

Well it's either watch this or buy playboy in Sept to see Kelly.;)

x in the city

wouldn't even waste my time watching the trailer

KylieWyley

This is the type movie I've been hoping and hoping for film makers to produce ever since I saw the fine movie that was Snakes in a Plane.

the_syco

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN... this looks SO FREAKIN MENTALLY EPIC!

PLease remember that the op is a troll, he is the same poster who once stated that the Final Destination films were deeply offensive as people died in accidents all the time, he also called Meet the Spartans one of the best comedies ever made.

Back on topic, Piranha is the perfect film to utilise 3D to its cheesy fullest. Bouncing boobies, blood and body parts leaping from the screen, what's not to like. Granted it will never be considered high art but come on it's a b movie and as long as it can put a smile on your face, there's nothing more you can ask from it.

Valmont

Deleted User wrote: »

Back on topic, Piranha is the perfect film to utilise 3D to its cheesy fullest. Bouncing boobies, blood and body parts leaping from the screen, what's not to like. Granted it will never be considered high art but come on it's a b movie and as long as it can put a smile on your face, there's nothing more you can ask from it.

Exactly. It is an honest film, they know exactly what they're going for and they're doing it without regret. I may actually go and see this one for the laugh and becuase I haven't actually seen any 3D yet.

conorhal

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Ugh, what has happened to 3d? Why on earth is it being wasted on movies like this? I've read up on a few things that apperantly happen in this movie and seriously who wants to see an underwater nude lesbian ballet in 3D? Or

a guy getting his dick chewed off then spat out at the camera

in 3D? I don't think James Cameron knew what he was doing when he made 3D a big craze.

*cough**cough*

/Raises hand.........

In fairness, from the 50's all the way into the 00's. the third dimension has ALWAYS belonged to the B movies and shlock horror sequels, so the reality is that nothing has 'happened' to 3D with the exception of a brief break out into bigger budget shlock (yeah I'm looking at you Avatar - proof that you CAN polish a turd).

I'll be there, for nostalgia's sake (I have a soft spot for Joe Dante's original that both thrilled and scared crap out of me on TV as a kid) for Kelly Brooke's baps and a bit of cheesy fun, my only concern is that the trailers are pretty underwhelming and the film looks inept rather then entertaining. The movie (and I hate to say this believe me) looks like it needed Robert Rodriguez in the hot seat.

Minstrel27

I'll be there with glasses on.

Galvasean

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Ugh, what has happened to 3d? Why on earth is it being wasted on movies like this? I've read up on a few things that apperantly happen in this movie and seriously who wants to see an underwater nude lesbian ballet in 3D?

Or a guy getting his dick chewed off then spat out at the camera

in 3D? I don't think James Cameron knew what he was doing when he made 3D a big craze.

For someone who likes Mega Piranha:
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055882901&highlight=piranha

and also wants to to see a movie almost exactly like this:
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055815690&highlight=piranha

your objections to this film seem schitzophrenic at best, trollish at worst. I think you need another holiday from the forum.

ShooterSF

I enjoyed this as a project in 3D. It felt like it was made AS a 3D movie not an ordinary film with 3D tacked on. I'll never watch it on DVD and those that see it in old 2D style are gonna miss the whole point of it.

emmacxxx

Really doesnt look all that gd!

Just saw this movie tonight. It is glorious. I totally recommend everyone to see it.

It's just laugh out loud funny - it's got such hammy dialog and terrible acting, but my god - it's the best fun I've had in the cinema all year.

indough

looks that way to me too

speedboatchase

People that pay to see this, especially in 3D, are beyond help

OutlawPete

Seen this tonight, great fun.

Crowd loved it too.

I avoid all movie adverts and commercials so I had never heard of the movie until tonight and so watched it unspoiled.

I say 'unspoiled' as I have just read this thread from the start and can't believe some of the scenes are being giving away without spoilers.

Anyway, good fun popcorn movie and Kelly Brook naked as a bonus.

Thumbs up for me.

It's currently on 81% on rottentomatoes.com

OutlawPete -

the scene with Kelly Brook swimming naked had the whole cinema in stitches. I mean full effin' frontal!

Optimalprimerib

Saw this and i have to say it is as bad as i thought it would be. Plot holes all over the place, characters going missing, awful dialogue, terrible effects and a story as predictable as a kilkenny hurling match.

It was glorious.

mike65

Having seen both Piranha and Piranha 11: Flying Killers I may have to see this.

OutlawPete

Deleted User wrote: »

It's currently on 81% on rottentomatoes.com

OutlawPete -

the scene with Kelly Brook swimming naked had the whole cinema in stitches. I mean full effin' frontal!

It was quite funny actually.

The thee rows in front of me were blokes mainly, only the odd woman.

Then all behind where the usual Friday night couples ..

During the Underwater swimming scene, you could hear the guys with couples laughing at first and then kinda forcing the laugh to show they weren't getting boners or anything like.

But the rows in front with mainly guys were all just mouth open, cheesy grins.

In saying that, down front there were around five girls who were cheering the scene.

Anyone who hasn't seen it, I'd say try and see it with as large a crowd as you can for the atmosphere.

Watching it on your own, during the week when it's quite just wouldn't be the same.

Unless you a cinema fapper, then work away

Dempsey

rednik wrote: »

Well it's either watch this or buy playboy in Sept to see Kelly.;)

Playboy will only be available in 2D though :pac:

OutlawPete

Dempsey wrote: »

Playboy will only be available in 2D though :pac:

The Playboy pics were airbrushed to within an inch of their lives.

Buy Survivor Island on DVD instead and see her boobs in all their upclose glory.

jaykhunter

holy **** this film just came out lol i hope it's in the cinema for at least two weeks.....