I want to kill an animal.

civildefence · 30-07-2010 01:24AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm leaving the country is 6 weeks or so and having read the vegetarian thread, I really want to either capture or hunt an animal, kill it, cook it and eat it before I leave.

Are you going back to the moon? Surely there are animals in this mysterious destination you have chosen!

Ozil · 30-07-2010 01:27AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm leaving the country is 6 weeks or so and having read the vegetarian thread, I really want to either capture or hunt an animal, kill it, cook it and eat it before I leave.. The problem is I don't have access to a gun and while I like fish, I'd rather eat a proper animal.

What would be easiest way to go about doing this? And i'm not going to eat a mouse either.

I bet you got all the A's in school

seensensee · 30-07-2010 01:32AM

steddyeddy wrote: »

ah good point i didnt see it that way, i think i was just picking up on some other posters saying kill a rabbit

Forget what I said re benefit of the doubt, Post#59 suggests it's a psycho killer.
May it get what it gives :cool:

civildefence · 30-07-2010 01:40AM

Then go home, pop a few ground up painkillers into gran's cat's bowl, then pour the other 50 into grans horlicks tub, a sprinkle of ratpoison on toby's pedigree chum, 2 rounds into the back of uncle mick's head and australia here I come!

Corsendonk · 30-07-2010 01:47AM

Well if you want to kill an animal why not go big and go for a Humpback Whale? There have been a few sightenings in the last couple of months off Ireland.

Plenty of eating(36,000kg) on them and might not be a bad idea that your leaving the country soon after before the arrest warrent kicks in. You could always go old school and try throwing the harpoons at it.

The bonus is whale products such as oil and bone are always in demand on the black market so a nice tidy profit to finance your travels away from Interpol and replace any missing body parts from the hunt.

Samantha666 · 30-07-2010 02:11AM

steddyeddy wrote: »

man without being offensive to ya but instead of doing something pussy like killing a rabbit why dont you get in the boxing ring and fight something that can hurt you back?

Tut..and tut again. It's obvious the op's try at viagra didn't work so he needs to kill a furry animal to feel like a man again. Such a pity Lidl don't sell penis pumps.

steddyeddy · 30-07-2010 02:13AM

Samantha666 wrote: »

Tut..and tut again. It's obvious the op's try at viagra didn't work so he needs to kill a furry animal to feel like a man again. Such a pity Lidl don't sell penis pumps.

ha ha i dont get hunting to be honest killing a animal with a gun is frankly pussy i find something like boxing far tougher

flas · 30-07-2010 03:05AM

steddyeddy wrote: »

ha ha i dont get hunting to be honest killing a animal with a gun is frankly pussy i find something like boxing far tougher

because were top of the food chain and we can. and also we always have lived off meat!

NoHornJan · 30-07-2010 04:07AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm leaving the country is 6 weeks or so and having read the vegetarian thread, I really want to either capture or hunt an animal, kill it, cook it and eat it before I leave.. The problem is I don't have access to a gun and while I like fish, I'd rather eat a proper animal.

What would be easiest way to go about doing this? And i'm not going to eat a mouse either.

You're dead right, you'd never finish a moose in 6 weeks.

30-07-2010 11:59AM

steddyeddy wrote: »

ha ha i dont get hunting to be honest killing a animal with a gun is frankly pussy i find something like boxing far tougher

But you can't barbeque your opponent... And killing your own dinner is more macho than buying it in tesco since that's the look you seem to be going for.
There's no gun either..

Wazdakka · 30-07-2010 12:11PM

brendansmith wrote: »

Sodomize a neighbours dog to death and eat the carcass. Simple.

Jesus dude....

Corsendonk · 30-07-2010 12:11PM

Why bother even cooking it! Waste of good flavour

SuperInfinity · 30-07-2010 12:18PM

I hope the animal kills you.

Wazdakka · 30-07-2010 12:26PM

SuperInfinity wrote: »

I hope the animal kills you.

Don't feel sorry for the poor animals.
It's just natural selection... We're top of the food chain.

If the rabbits and deer really wanted to stand a chance they would have evolved opposable thumbs and invented assault rifles decades ago.

They obviously just aren't trying hard enough.

Insane Rambling · 30-07-2010 12:28PM

This guy could help....

30-07-2010 12:33PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Don't feel sorry for the poor animals.
It's just natural selection... We're top of the food chain.

If the rabbits and deer really wanted to stand a chance they would have evolved opposable thumbs and invented assault rifles decades ago.

They obviously just aren't trying hard enough.

Wazdakka makes a strong point..

And if they didn't want us to kill them, they wouldn't have made themselves out of meat.

NothingMan · 30-07-2010 12:45PM

I remember going on a walk up the hill in Carlingford to do a spot of rock climbing. On the way back all the new spring lambs were running around, hiding under their mothers and generally enjoying the lovely spring weather and the joy of being a young care free lamb. They were delicious.

SV · 30-07-2010 12:46PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Wazdakka makes a strong point..

And if they didn't want us to kill them, they wouldn't have made themselves out of meat.

or made themselves so delicious.
it's their own fault.

steddyeddy · 30-07-2010 12:47PM

flas wrote: »

because were top of the food chain and we can. and also we always have lived off meat!

by that arguement we should have no objection to a bear eating us which they can do.

SV · 30-07-2010 12:50PM

steddyeddy wrote: »

by that arguement we should have no objection to a bear eating us which they can do.

How is that the same argument? I'm sure the animals don't appreciate being killed..but they're not trying hard enough to stop it!

and we developed guns capable of killing them so...piss off you tasty animals!

30-07-2010 12:51PM

steddyeddy wrote: »

by that arguement we should have no objection to a bear eating us which they can do.

Humans are top of the food chain because of intelligence and use of tools.. We don't need to be any bigger to be more powerful that every other animal..

GavRedKing · 30-07-2010 12:51PM

steddyeddy wrote: »

by that arguement we should have no objection to a bear eating us which they can do.

Thats it, bring in a bear tax, im sick of those bears running around carefree.

Kasabian · 30-07-2010 12:51PM

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sh1tstirrer · 30-07-2010 12:55PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm leaving the country is 6 weeks or so and having read the vegetarian thread, I really want to either capture or hunt an animal, kill it, cook it and eat it before I leave.. The problem is I don't have access to a gun and while I like fish, I'd rather eat a proper animal.

What would be easiest way to go about doing this? And i'm not going to eat a mouse either.

I have a few broilers ready for slaughter next week. You can kill one of them and cook it for a minimal cost

You can even kill 2 if you can eat them.

flas · 30-07-2010 02:40PM

steddyeddy wrote: »

by that arguement we should have no objection to a bear eating us which they can do.

oh yeah your right,i better watch out for all the BEARS roaming the midlands looking to eat humans beacuse we taste good...

if an animal taste's good id eat it!end of story! we are top of the food chain and for good reason..

steddyeddy · 30-07-2010 02:50PM

SV wrote: »

How is that the same argument? I'm sure the animals don't appreciate being killed..but they're not trying hard enough to stop it!

and we developed guns capable of killing them so...piss off you tasty animals!

im arguing against the argument that because you can do something you should or because your superior to another creature you have the right to kill it.

Im not totally againt hunting but "hunting" rabbit or shooting a creature from afar with a gun is pussy.

What i did have repect for is mike tyson asking a zookeeper can he go into the cage with a fully grown silver back gorilla and asking could he punch him in the head!

steddyeddy · 30-07-2010 02:52PM

flas wrote: »

oh yeah your right,i better watch out for all the BEARS roaming the midlands looking to eat humans beacuse we taste good...

if an animal taste's good id eat it!end of story! we are top of the food chain and for good reason..

Humans are said to taste good would you eat them? top of the food chain in some ways but not others chimps eat humans sometimes (babies) as do bears, tigers , lions, insects (when we die), komodo dragons and snakes.

steddyeddy · 30-07-2010 02:54PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Humans are top of the food chain because of intelligence and use of tools.. We don't need to be any bigger to be more powerful that every other animal..

True we dont need to be to kill it but just because we can does it mean we have to? sure i can go out and kill a cat or dog or whatever because im bigger and smarter than it but so what?

goat2 · 30-07-2010 02:59PM

sick sick sick
go pick the snails and have a feast,

kylith · 30-07-2010 02:59PM

steddyeddy wrote: »

by that arguement we should have no objection to a bear eating us which they can do.

I'm sure many people don't have an objection to that. If I'm out in the wilds of wherever and a bear eats me so what? It's only doing what bears do. Similarly the OP is only doing what human's do; killing for food. The fact that it's all done at such a remove to the consumer is a shame, IMO (not that I'm advocating abbatoirs in Tesco or anything. The screaming would distract me from my crucial decision between Honey Nut Loops or Frosties).

Too many people seem to have this idea of bunnies living happy, carefree lives before a mean old hunter shoots them, and it's crap. Rabbits live every moment of their lives under threat of being ambushed, disemboweled and eaten alive, and that's if they're not seriously injured in a fight over territory or a mate and die in horrible, horrible pain days later, or if they don't contract a disease and die a horrible, lingering, agonising death. A ball of lead in the left ear is a quick and merciful death compared to what a predetor would do to it.

I want to kill an animal.

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