Who's Circumcised?

thebigbiffo · 30-07-2010 10:19AM #1

Come on, out with lads (no pun intended). This is not a jewish country, us foreskinless types are surely in the small minority. Personally, I think being circumcised is cleaner, looks better and (probably, cos I was like 4 when i got the snip) feels better in the sack.

What was the reason? Medical, religion or emo-esque self harm...what do other lads think and do women prefer their men cut or not, or do ya not give a f'uck?

Celly Smunt · 30-07-2010 10:20AM

not me!

Captain Average · 30-07-2010 10:20AM

I am. I have a big nose too, but I'm not a Jew.

Edit: I don't know the reason, I've never really found the want to have a conversation that begins with "Ma, why do I have no foreskin?"

Sykk · 30-07-2010 10:21AM

Nope, cheesy as ever.

kfallon · 30-07-2010 10:21AM

Nope - still got my Jewish chewing gum there!!

easyeason3 · 30-07-2010 10:21AM

Never saw a skinned sausage before.
Post a pic for educational purposes

Kiera · 30-07-2010 10:22AM

Yup.

30-07-2010 10:22AM

It's not hard to keep clean.. And a glans thats out in the open the whole time will lose it's sensitivity.

Loose foreskin ftw.

kfallon · 30-07-2010 10:23AM

It doesn't bother me if I'm circumsized or not, so long as I can 'spew me goo' that's all that matters!

Thank you and goodnight!

WIZE · 30-07-2010 10:23AM

Not me . They said they would have needed a guillotine to do me

bazmaiden · 30-07-2010 10:23AM

Ladies I wasn't circumcised,

I was circumnavigated

WindSock · 30-07-2010 10:24AM

Kiera wrote: »

Yup.

I hear ya, sista

krudler · 30-07-2010 10:24AM

Never gotten any complaints anyway from girls, most of them prefer it tbh, looks nicer apparently. Although procedures to make a vag "look nicer" are seen as mutilation, whereas circumcision is standard and done the world over, doesnt seem right tbh. I'm not sure if I ever had a kid if I'd get it done to him if there was no medical reason.

Berty · 30-07-2010 10:24AM

Yep and I didn't get much choice in the matter.

Watching Eastenders you wonder do girls really recoil at the sight of a Penis with our without a foreskin?

My poor nephew got the chop 4 weeks ago. Its really weird seeing my sister in law and all her female friends talking about it to the child. Weirdo's.

admiralofthefleet · 30-07-2010 10:25AM

no, cheesy bellend brie all the way

krudler · 30-07-2010 10:26AM

Deleted User wrote: »

It's not hard to keep clean.. And a glans thats out in the open the whole time will lose it's sensitivity.

Loose foreskin ftw.

its not like us circumcised lads walk around with it "out in the open" all the time:D maybe I should though, put some stock on display...

thebigbiffo · 30-07-2010 10:26AM

Kiera wrote: »

Yup.

WindSock wrote: »

I hear ya, sista

i dont get it?

johndoe99 · 30-07-2010 10:27AM

i was 18 when i got the snip over 20 years ago, and during the healing process one day the stitches broke (men will understand how), i had to go back to have the stiches redone. I chose a local anaesthetic as the waiting list was only a week.

A female surgeon done the procedure, and to get the ball rolling she had to stick a syringe into the head of my **** and by god that was painful, she looked at me and said, surely thats not that painful, i remember saying, well how would you know.

Celly Smunt · 30-07-2010 10:28AM

i have a question,ya know when you're circumcised? does your japper not hurt like mad when it rubs off clothes?

Kiera · 30-07-2010 10:28AM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i dont get it?

That's cause they threw it out after we got it done.

kfallon · 30-07-2010 10:29AM

johndoe99 wrote: »

A female surgeon done the procedure, and to get the ball rolling she had to stick a syringe into the head of my **** and by god that was painful, she looked at me and said, surely thats not that painful, i remember saying, well how would you know.

She was a part time actress, you may have seen her in a well known film, The Crying Game....ring any bell(ends)???

thebigbiffo · 30-07-2010 10:29AM

johndoe99 wrote: »

i was 18 when i got the snip over 20 years ago, and during the healing process one day the stitches broke (men will understand how), i had to go back to have the stiches redone. I chose a local anaesthetic as the waiting list was only a week.

A female surgeon done the procedure, and to get the ball rolling she had to stick a syringe into the head of my **** and by god that was painful, she looked at me and said, surely thats not that painful, i remember saying, well how would you know.

jesus h christ you just described my very worst nightmare...needle in the bell-end *cringes*.

and for my next question, could ya not leave yourself alone for a few days!?

Captain Average · 30-07-2010 10:30AM

pmcmahon wrote: »

i have a question,ya know when you're circumcised? does your japper not hurt like mad when it rubs off clothes?

Nope. Not at all. May be different for those who've been more recently snipped though.

WindSock · 30-07-2010 10:31AM

Berty wrote: »

Watching Eastenders you wonder do girls really recoil at the sight of a Penis with our without a foreskin?

No.

thebigbiffo · 30-07-2010 10:31AM

pmcmahon wrote: »

i have a question,ya know when you're circumcised? does your japper not hurt like mad when it rubs off clothes?

nope.

Celly Smunt · 30-07-2010 10:33AM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

nope.

Captain Average wrote: »

Nope. Not at all. May be different for those who've been more recently snipped though.

thanks boyo's

kfallon · 30-07-2010 10:33AM

Jaysus I'd love a woman's hand round me 'womb broom' now, start the BH weekend off in style!

WindSock · 30-07-2010 10:33AM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i dont get it?

Lets just say, at least we now have our citizenship

At some fking cost

genericguy · 30-07-2010 10:34AM

im not. i think the fact that it's compulsory in america is disgusting though.

Sulmac · 30-07-2010 10:35AM

genericguy wrote: »

im not. i think the fact that it's compulsory in america is disgusting though.

Not compulsory, just very common.

Celly Smunt · 30-07-2010 10:36AM

genericguy wrote: »

im not. i think the fact that it's compulsory in america is disgusting though.

was with an american girl who just couldn't seem to understand why i had it or what it was for.

Fair to say though she was only about 9

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