Electric fly swatters

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 23-07-2010 03:45AM #1

Has anyone ever used one

They're fanf*ckingtastic! If there's ever a fly that annoys you, especially one of the big dirty arsed bluebottles, use this mofo on them and it will sizzle the living shíte out of them. You get a good crack and a flash and a tremendous feeling of self satisfaction.

And it's not cruel, whats cruel is the persistent buzzing that puts them in that situtation. Anyways, I always feed them to the spiders afterwards, circle of life etc

starbelgrade · 23-07-2010 03:52AM

I just shoot them with both barrels.

Same goes for spiders.

Larianne · 23-07-2010 03:52AM

Used them in Thailand. Feckin great. :pac:

23-07-2010 03:58AM

Love the write-up!

About Electric Fly Swatter:

The earliest sample of Electric fly swatters is originated in China in 1988. After its improvement and development for several years, Electric fly Swatter is popular all over the world with its perfect shape and high effect in killing the mosquitoes.
Electric Fly Swatter is an insect killer which is specially aimed at mosquitoes and flies and made good use of the DC-DC elements diploid compress theory of electron circuit. It upgrades and transforms the 3V direct current (DC) to 1500 Volts direct current (DC). This kind of voltage could only kill the mosquitoes and flies and have no hurt to the human being.

　We have a history of making Electric fly Swatter for 12 years.

Surly, just hitting it with the swatter stuns(splat!) them, or is this chinese torture, fry them just to be sure!

23-07-2010 04:45AM

If anyone is looking for one of these I saw them only 2 weeks ago in that cr@ppy shop in the Pavilions that used to be Tom Stanleys and has now been re-named to something else....

Maybe its a 2 euro shop, opposite HMV....

Cypher_sounds · 23-07-2010 04:48AM

They look Like fun, anyone for a game of fly tennis?

Lando Griffin · 23-07-2010 08:57AM

Its the old rolled up newspaper way for me, some people just wont embrace technology.

WindSock · 23-07-2010 09:17AM

Yep, have one here beside me. They are great craic. I don't normally like killing things but flies I make an exception for, irritating little feckers. And the noise is so satisfying.

I wholeheartedly endorse this product.

xzanti · 23-07-2010 09:25AM

I usually choke them with my spray deodorant to disorientate them, then I give them the newspaper treatment..

I tried the Raid approach but they'll usually just go off and hide somewhere that you can't get to them, then you'll have to listen to them buzzing around in distress until they finally snuff out.. quite unpleasant..

On the occasion that I've decided to be lenient and open the window nice and wide for them to leave, they usually just hover around the opening or smack off it a few times before flying back inside.. to their peril :cool:

danniemcq · 23-07-2010 09:25AM

do they kill them as they fly or do you have to hit them when they are on the ground, window, book, partners face?

AnonoBoy · 23-07-2010 09:32AM

Can you use them on people who walk slowly in the middle of the footpath?

Cause that'd be handy.

WindSock · 23-07-2010 11:40AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Can you use them on people who walk slowly in the middle of the footpath?

Cause that'd be handy.

An investment in a Cattle Prod may work wonders for that particular grievance.

kylith · 23-07-2010 12:52PM

Anyone know where in Dublin city centre you can get one? The light in the living room constantly has it's own solar system of flies, and I hate using sprays cos I want to feed the bodies to my carnivorous plants.

WindSock · 23-07-2010 07:09PM

Try one of those DIY stores.

garethcnmjones · 01-07-2011 12:59PM

try in Aldi stores...

You can get a cheaper one from there...

Electric fly killers

cml387 · 01-07-2011 01:43PM

Possibly the most genuinely useful thread ever seen on AH.
OP I salute you.

_feedback_ · 01-07-2011 01:46PM

garethcnmjones wrote: »

try in Aldi stores...

You can get a cheaper one from there...

Electric fly killers

Do you sell electric ban sticks?

Raiser · 07-07-2011 01:54PM

Hi I recently bought one (Shannon Town Shopping Centre, hardware Shop - €6.50) and the one thing the greatness involved made me realise was that it would be brilliant to have a good one for the kitchen wall - ie. mounted over kitchen cupboards or somewhere.

- Anyone recommend one that works well? Theres lot out there and some have really poor reviews.

Karona · 07-07-2011 06:57PM

Just killed a little fecker in my room today with a puzzle book. Felt great just after it happened and then i suddenly felt guilty. I did try and get it out the window but the bloody thing wouldnt go out.

What am I like at all.:rolleyes:

cesc77 · 07-07-2011 07:19PM

Karona wrote: »

Just killed a little fecker in my room today with a puzzle book. Felt great just after it happened and then i suddenly felt guilty. I did try and get it out the window but the bloody thing wouldnt go out.

What am I like at all.:rolleyes:

I didnt picture you as a pensioner at all:pac:

Karona · 07-07-2011 07:24PM

Lol I'm not a pensioner but i do enjoy a good puzzle... nothing like a good exercise for your brain.

cesc77 · 07-07-2011 07:39PM

Karona wrote: »

Lol I'm not a pensioner but i do enjoy a good puzzle... nothing like a good exercise for your brain.

Just on that.A thought occurred to me about sudoku.

If there were say 15 or 20 sudoku puzzles but you repeated them over and over 10 times in a book,would the puzzler catch on?

How miffed would you be if you found out that they were doing that?

How miffed would you be if you completed the original puzzle near the start but failed on the duplicate?:pac:

Hope that makes sense.

Oh,yeah I HATE flies too but they are an intrinsic part of the cycle of life process.Its the fat bstard blue bottles that make me retch and quickly squidged into oblivion:mad:

Needler · 07-07-2011 08:00PM

I prefer to microwave the feckers instead. Statistically an annoying fly going around to every corner of the kitchen will find the open microwave door within a minute

Joey the lips · 07-07-2011 08:03PM

Just becareful exploding flys can send germs around an enclosed room.

But yes they are great and its very important you should follow the instructions and keep them away from people and animals.

cesc77 · 07-07-2011 08:08PM

Needler wrote: »

I prefer to microwave the feckers instead. Statistically an annoying fly going around to every corner of the kitchen will find the open microwave door within a minute

Unless this microwave is for the exclusive use of nuking flyin things,I cannot agree.

The thought of buzz buzz disintegrating and his dog poo covered feet and his fat body of baby buzzes being smattered inside the vessel which I use to heat up my baked beans is hard to take.

cesc77 · 07-07-2011 08:10PM

Joey the lips wrote: »

Just becareful exploding flys can send germs around an enclosed room.

But yes they are great and its very important you should follow the instructions and keep them away from people and animals.

As in a gentlemans exploding fly?:pac:

AdMMM · 07-07-2011 08:11PM

Nothing beats the satisfaction of a direct hit with either a newspaper or an old-fashioned fly-swatter!

Needler · 07-07-2011 08:15PM

AdMMM wrote: »

Nothing beats the satisfaction of a direct hit with either a newspaper or an old-fashioned fly-swatter!

When ya get him in mid air and he just drops straight to the floor dead.

Also what's the last thing that goes through a fly's head when he hits the car windscreen? His arse.

FatherLen · 07-07-2011 08:15PM

Joey the lips wrote: »

Just becareful exploding flys can send germs around an enclosed room.

But yes they are great and its very important you should follow the instructions and keep them away from people and animals.

thank you safety joe!

oh and i just use chop sticks

iPlop · 07-07-2011 08:17PM

Jade Tasteless Barefoot wrote: »

Has anyone ever used one

They're fanf*ckingtastic! If there's ever a fly that annoys you, especially one of the big dirty arsed bluebottles, use this mofo on them and it will sizzle the living shíte out of them. You get a good crack and a flash and a tremendous feeling of self satisfaction.

And it's not cruel, whats cruel is the persistent buzzing that puts them in that situtation. Anyways, I always feed them to the spiders afterwards, circle of life etc

That is fúcking deadly, I killed 3 flies today with a towel and nearly swatted my daughters Irish dancing trophies off the trophy cabinet........Where the fcuk did you buy this shít.:)

stevejr · 07-07-2011 08:22PM

Joey the lips wrote: »

Just becareful exploding flys can send germs around an enclosed room.

LOL for a number of reasons:pac:

Electric fly swatters

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