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ladies . . .worst pick up line????

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  • #62
    princess-lala
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Saturday at Oxegen a kinda okish looking guy came up to me and asked would I like to take a roll in the muck with him :rolleyes:

    So didnt work:eek:


  • #63
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    similar to another poster...

    Nice tits , how much they cost ya?

    I despair


  • #64
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Ever heard that classic cheesy line: "Your father must be a thief, because he's stolen the stars and put them in your eyes" (*vomits*)

    Anyway when I was in school, I think it was back in transition year, a guy in my year had a few too many drinks on night and tried it on a girl, although he couldn't remember it properly. He ended up blurting out: "Your dad must be a farmer cos you've got nice melons!" :D He got a slap for his efforts


  • #65
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Random Fella : It's my birthday,wink wink
    Me : Yes,and...?
    RF : Don't I deserve a kiss?wink wink
    Me : *sigh*

    I was confused more than anything.:pac:


  • #66
    yourdeadwright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,953 ✭✭✭✭yourdeadwright


    i still cant beleive some blokes use pick up line, surely they are just taking the mick, i could never say any to a girl with out feeling like a tool,

    Although is going over to a girl and saying hi you having a good night or something chatty like that still counted as pick up line or do gilrs just see it as someone looking for a chat,


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  • #67
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    At the end of a country dance years ago, my aunt was asked by a local farmer if she wanted a lift home. She asked him what kind of car he had. He said he hadn't a car but that he had a big stick outside!!!:D


  • #68
    Wacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    Tips for the lads here: this isn't a pick-up line, exactly. It's just a sure-fire way of getting a girl to laugh. You'll then have the option of throwing a friendly smile and just walking away, or starting conversation. Correct context & delivery is essential though. In a situation where a girl has done any act of kindness to you; held a door while you're carrying pints, served you a drink, lit your cigarette, etc. Then, try this:

    "Do you know what you have in common with Barbie?" Say this with a slight cheeky grin, but not too much. The girl will brace for impact, thinking it will be about her breasts or something equally sleazy. She'll probably defensively reply "Go on...."
    "You're a doll!" Big happy smile to accompany it.

    I've used this line a million times. It has received a bad reaction once, and she was a bit of a b*tch. Try it!


  • #69
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Wacker wrote: »
    Tips for the lads here:

    In the Ladies' Lounge?! :confused:


  • #70
    offaly1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 993 ✭✭✭offaly1


    Wacker wrote: »
    Tips for the lads here: this isn't a pick-up line, exactly. It's just a sure-fire way of getting a girl to laugh. You'll then have the option of throwing a friendly smile and just walking away, or starting conversation. Correct context & delivery is essential though. In a situation where a girl has done any act of kindness to you; held a door while you're carrying pints, served you a drink, lit your cigarette, etc. Then, try this:

    "Do you know what you have in common with Barbie?" Say this with a slight cheeky grin, but not too much. The girl will brace for impact, thinking it will be about her breasts or something equally sleazy. She'll probably defensively reply "Go on...."
    "You're a doll!" Big happy smile to accompany it.

    I've used this line a million times. It has received a bad reaction once, and she was a bit of a b*tch. Try it!

    I'll be watching out for that one now! mind you im after laughing reading it..:o


  • #71
    newtoboards
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭newtoboards


    Don't flatter yourself but I think I might like you :-)


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  • #72
    Wacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    Where better? I doubt I'm the only bloke that reads these pages far more often than The Gentlemen's Club, for instance. Knowing what how the fairer sex thinks is very important.


  • #73
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Wacker wrote: »
    Where better? I doubt I'm the only bloke that reads these pages far more often than The Gentlemen's Club, for instance. Knowing what how the fairer sex thinks is very important.

    But that's not what this forum is for :)

    If you want to post pick up tips for men, you might want to post those in the Gentlemen's Club instead.


  • #74
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Wacker wrote: »
    Tips for the lads here: this isn't a pick-up line, exactly. It's just a sure-fire way of getting a girl to laugh. You'll then have the option of throwing a friendly smile and just walking away, or starting conversation. Correct context & delivery is essential though. In a situation where a girl has done any act of kindness to you; held a door while you're carrying pints, served you a drink, lit your cigarette, etc. Then, try this:

    "Do you know what you have in common with Barbie?" Say this with a slight cheeky grin, but not too much. The girl will brace for impact, thinking it will be about her breasts or something equally sleazy. She'll probably defensively reply "Go on...."
    "You're a doll!" Big happy smile to accompany it.

    I've used this line a million times. It has received a bad reaction once, and she was a bit of a b*tch. Try it!

    Haha that's brilliant :P


  • #75
    babyfratelli_x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭babyfratelli_x


    Was workin abroad recently and met a group of Irish people-(late 30s early40s)
    Was doing p.r work and gettin paid on commission when they asked me did I make much money.
    Told them not really but got free drinks and was good craic etc.... Bout 5 mins into the conversation, really sleazy guy leans over and whispers "Ill pay you more money than youll make in a week over here if you come into the bathroom and f*ck me rite now!! :eek:

    And he was serious!!

    I quickly told him where to go and made a quick escape!!

    Also got told by an Italian, that I had "lovely, lovely dots!!" I think he meant my freckles! :p


  • #76
    Smort Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Smort Kid


    WER LIKE HAIRY COWS AND TOFFEE,,LETS GET TOGETHER


  • #77
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Smort Kid wrote: »
    WER LIKE HAIRY COWS AND TOFFEE,,LETS GET TOGETHER

    I think we have a winner :eek: :pac:


  • #78
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    In a "classy joint" in town years ago, good-looking girl comes up to me and here's the conversation:

    GLG: Can I ask you a question?
    ME: Of course.
    GLG: What height are you?
    ME: 6'6"
    GLG: That's good because I only do guys over 6'3".
    ME: Wow, you'll be some challenge.

    I was interested until she came out with the "I only do" bit. I feel your pain laydeez!


  • #79
    pearliefan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭pearliefan


    Guy: "You know how I know we're going to have sex tonight?"
    Me: "Eh.. what ?!"
    Guy: "Because I'm stronger than you!"

    hehe... it was my friend so I knew I was safe, though I was shocked for a second!


  • #80
    le souteneur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭le souteneur


    a friend of mine was in barcode on the northside and a girl came walking up to him.
    Girl: did you get the number?
    friend: what number?
    Girl: the number of the bus?
    friend: the number of what bus?
    Girl: the number of the bus that ran over your face

    burn


  • #81
    offaly1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 993 ✭✭✭offaly1


    le souteneur wrote: »
    a friend of mine was in barcode on the northside and a girl came walking up to him.
    Girl: did you get the number?
    friend: what number?
    Girl: the number of the bus?
    friend: the number of what bus?
    Girl: the number of the bus that ran over your face

    burn

    Oh ........ Ouch!!


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  • #82
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    Some ponce came up to my cousin when she was in Lillies Whoredello and asked if she was "odd or even" and she's like wtf? He wanted to know her postcode like was she from D4... She said she was from Clontarf (3) and he said "I guess that's acceptable". She told him where to go.


  • #83
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    Guy: 'What's your name?'
    Me: 'Dolores'
    Guy: 'Dolores, Dolly... like Dolly Parton, but without the t!ts. So how 'bout it?'

    For some reason he was unimpessed when insulting me didn't work. The fact that I'm a D-Cup makes it even more of a puzzler :confused:


  • #84
    christina_x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 701 ✭✭✭christina_x


    a lad came up to us one night

    "Girls.. say hello to tyson *pulls bulldog puppet from pocket*"


  • #85
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Heard this one before, I couldn't stop laughing.

    It was at a neon/luminous party.

    Guy: "Did you know that yellow is 73% more noticeable than other colours"
    Girl: "Nope, that's pretty cool."
    Guy: "Yeah, so, will you Golden Shower me so the other girls will notice me more?"


    And he was doing so well. :pac:


  • #86
    spudd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭spudd


    don't know why this one worked, but it did!

    had been friends with a guy for years, was starting to think there was more between us when we were out one night, drunkenly dancing away when he smiled, leaned over and said 'i'm definitely gonna try chancing you later' before walking away....hour or two later and it all kicked off ;)


  • #87
    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    There was a thread on this on after hours. A got the best laugh out of these two:

    How's you belly for a bastard?

    Get your coat, I'm locked.


  • #88
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    ye have a nice arse can i have a go of it?!!! f*cking creep

    some guy asked my cousin if he could cum on her face for a fiver :eek: thats just disgusting!!!


  • #89
    smaaaa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭smaaaa


    are you a parking ticket CAUSE YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU :-)

    OH and another one your the best thing to come out of tallaght since robbie keane :-):D:D


  • #90
    dammitjanet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭dammitjanet


    "it's my birthday, will you score me?"

    no


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  • #91
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Confidence and Humour is everything. Regardless of looks (within reason)

    If only I could get women to laugh like this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGzmGTHalM8


    Guess the pickup line of the century in this one :)


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