ladies . . .worst pick up line????

Sound Bite

I was out one night with one of my friends who is stunning looking.

This very drunk guy came out with this great line

"99% of the men in this place would probably prefer your friend, but not me I think you're far better looking than her,"

He couldn't understand why I didn't take this as a huge compliment!!!

cazzycaz

I was working in a bar in England when an Irish guy came in and asked me 'have i any Irish in me' I said no and he said 'would you like some ?'

charmer

gym_mom wrote: »

My all time favourite... "Get your coat, you've scored !!!"

One i've been so tempted to use on a guy - "Get your coat, you'll do.."

pow wow

"I'd take me up on it if I were you, I don't see them queueing up for ya like..."

Be still my beating heart.

trebor28

Contessa Raven wrote: »

Junkie to me: Here love, do you fancy comin' home with me? I can wrap it around me leg twice!

cant understand how this would be appealing, if he could do this when flaccid then he'd be about a metre long when erect!!:eek:

Fago!

charmer wrote: »

One i've been so tempted to use on a guy - "Get your coat, you'll do.."

Charmer by name, charmer by nature. :rolleyes:

Some lad says to me last week on facebook :

Him: Can I tell ya something?
Me: Shoot.
Him: You're so cute.
Me: Awww thanx
Him: I'd break you!
Me: "......Fago is offline....."

Nulty

charmer wrote: »

One i've been so tempted to use on a guy - "Get your coat, you'll do.."

/coat

Improbable

Guy: Hey, are you drunk?

Female friend: No...

Guy: Well that's not good, how can I hit on you if you're not drunk.

Lets just say she didnt appreciate it.

bigtuna

I was going into my flat one night about 3ish. I live in town, This guy was looking for directions so I told him how to get to where he wanted to go. He then said "Can I stay with you?". Eh no and then he said "I'll even shag ya!". I managed to restrain myself :rolleyes:

christ on a bike!

How would you like to be buried with my people?

reallyrose

christ on a bike! wrote: »

How would you like to be buried with my people?

Jayus, I even have a good farm o' land. *rubs knees*

gym_mom

Years ago a group of my friends and I went down to Lisdoonvarna for the "matchmaking festival" Now we were all early 20's and out for a laugh and by no means looking for a batchelor !! But on the Sunday morning an 80 something year old asked my friend up to dance, being a geryatric nurse at the time she couldn't bring herself to refuse. While on the dance floor he said "I've a fine house and a big farm o'land, will ya marry me ?" . No joke, she fell off the dancefloor laughin, poor old fella was highly insulted and couldn't believe he'd been turned down.

Junior D

A favoured chat-up line of mine:

"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but hey, I'm the only one talking to you."

Mysteriously never works

My friend was told this one,

"Let me take ya home, & i'll make ****s of your box"

He, couldnt understand her disgust.

Esel

Deleted User wrote: »

My friend was told this one,

"Let me take ya home, & i'll make ****s of your box"

He, couldnt understand her disgust.

Trying to figure what ****s is, in the box context.....

starbelgrade

esel wrote: »

Trying to figure what ****s is, in the box context.....

Slops?

Flojo

sh!ts?

Killer Wench

I was in a New Orleans bar when a drunken guy walks up to me and says:

"When a White woman asks her husband what he is eating, he says 'Nut'n Honey' but when a Black woman asks her husband what he is eating, he says "Nuthin' B**ch!".

He then asks me if I want to go back to his condo.

spudd

Had a sleazy italian come up my desk at work, in the middle of the day, where he told me I shouldn't look him in the eye, because he might fall in love with me...yawn...

Silverfish

Alright people, less rape jokes and insinuations please.

smokie2008

Silverfish wrote: »

Alright people, less rape jokes and insinuations please.

Lighten up!!

Silverfish

smokie2008 wrote: »

Lighten up!!

I suggest you read the charter before posting here again.

Parsley

me friend had a lad say to her "if i'd somewhere to go back to, i'd flake ya".

A V A

god this thread has picked up

starlit

a guy onced said to me "you look like an angel that came down from the heavens" I honestly didn't believe him. talk about lame! :rolleyes:

Fluorescence

This was a few years back, when I had braces (probably around 14/15).

Him: "Pretty braces. Where'd you get them? :cool:"
Me: "The orthodontist..? "
Him: "That's cool!"

bowsie010

"You're so lovely I'd eat your shyte"

Nuggles

Once you got short you never go back.

From a fella about a foot shorter than me.

ztoical

Got two awful lines almost back to back this weekend. First late friday night coming stopped into local shop to pick up some milk and cat food. Shop is across from a night club so full of drunk lads buying smokes. While waiting in line very drunk guy leans over and goes "Do you have a cat?" Not in the mood to deal with said drunk guy I just threw back at him "No this is for my tea" He then goes "Aw that's a shame, I find women who have cats to be very sexy" followed by really lecherous leer. WTF? I'm not sure what he thought that line was going to get him other then a tin of cat food chucked at his head.

Following day out in local shopping center which has a forzen yogurt place called snog. Their menus say "do you fancy a snog?" While wandering around the stores a guy walks up to me holds up one of the snog menus, points at the fancy a snog line, winks, then looks at me expectantly. Stopped, looked at menu, looked at guy [wasn't bad looking, but bit young] and went "No" and walked off.

Seriously lads time and place!

dublingal80

last week a guy said to my friend " i want to lick you ****"

yeah it was early in the night and everything... didnt work! :rolleyes: