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What would you do - a bit of a situation with male friend

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  • #92
    GoldCobra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭GoldCobra


    I wouldnt go to bed with a girl unless i was in a relationship with her or expected to get something


  • #93
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Ladies, any opinions?


    Are you a nice looking nice girl?

    What are your measurements? :pac:

    Put a picture up there sure and we'll all give you our verdicked!


  • #94
    CluelessGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭CluelessGirl


    He obviously has no respect for you if he did he would not have done that......

    I would have de-balled the cnut! :D


  • #95
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Ladies, any opinions?

    I'm not a lady but my opinion is that he was out of line

    If you said you didn't want anything then he shouldn't have done what he did


  • #96
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Pity. I suppose he has blown any on chance for a relationship now between the two of ye? I know it sounds odd, but maybe he was asleep and has a problem with this sort of thing. I saw a documentry bout it once


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  • #97
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    CluelessGirl wrote: »

    I would have de-balled the cnut! :D


    He might like that.

    If you did that then he has the right to slap your arse and give you an auld sniff. :pac:


  • #98
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    OP, what would you do if he didn't do anything sexual but during the night wrapped his arm around you like cuddling?

    would you have been disgusted or let him?


  • #99
    jordan..
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭jordan..


    Mick Daly wrote: »
    Put it into perspective. Would you rather he went pantie diving while you were asleep?


    Maybe he was and you never knew it! :pac:

    if he had of gone down this thread wouldnt exist. They would probably be going out with eachother :pac:

    did ya know its called cunninglingus, ha only found that out the other day. Must think up a chat up line with that in it. Although I already know the response! WHAAA :P


  • #100
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    I've a mate who likes to rub one out in his sleep.


  • #101
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Mick Daly wrote: »
    Are you a nice looking nice girl?

    What are your measurements? :pac:

    Put a picture up there sure and we'll all give you our verdicked!

    Ha ha! No!


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  • #102
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    Motley Crue wrote: »

    If you said you didn't want anything then he shouldn't have done what he did

    The OP didn't want any "funny business".

    The bloke like all men does not consider a **** to be funny business. It is an important part of the day.


  • #103
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Ha ha! No!

    What was his reaction when you called him out?


  • #104
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    OP, what would you do if he didn't do anything sexual but during the night wrapped his arm around you like cuddling?

    would you have been disgusted or let him?

    I would put him in his place. Friends are friends, sinn e


  • #105
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    I saw a documentry bout it once

    Are you sure it was a documentary, are you sure it wasn't NOTHING


  • #106
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Motley Crue wrote: »
    I'm not a lady but my opinion is that he was out of line

    If you said you didn't want anything then he shouldn't have done what he did
    But he didnt do anything to her (unless I missed a post somewhere saying he did)


  • #107
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Ha ha! No!


    Why were you still wearing your clothes?


    Were you not too warm?

    Would you have a problem if he decided to strip beneath the sheets if he was getting too warm?


  • #108
    Delicate_Dlite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Delicate_Dlite


    Seriously, what's with the "if you go to bed with a platonic friend you're offering sex on plate" vibe? I'm looking at you Cheap thrills. :eek:

    when you go to bed with a bloke, chances are he wants to pork ya, you were a bit naive petal !!! Or a pr1ck tease!!
    :eek:

    I've gone to bed literally hundreds of times with male friends, and bar one guy , none have ever wanted to, as you so eloquently put it, "pork" me.
    It's neither naive or teasing to share a bed with a platonic friend and not expect advances.


  • #109
    nicegirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Abrasax wrote: »
    What was his reaction when you called him out?

    Wrote it above! He had such a guilty look on his face the next day....Horrible


  • #110
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Op cut the lad a break,if hes a good a friend as you say he is you shouldn't let a danger **** cum between you:D.You should admire him for respecting your wishes.Also you should stop using the word disgusting(its in most of your posts)when referring to your friends DW,makes you sound like your about 14 years old;)


  • #111
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Wrote it above! He had such a guilty look on his face the next day....Horrible

    Of course is he his when you've just asked if he was whacking off in the bed beside.
    Are you sure he wasn't just having a little semi-conscious rummage, to keep the hands warm, so to speak.
    How long was he at it? Did he go all the way?


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  • #112
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Do girls have danger flicks though?


  • #113
    jordan..
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭jordan..


    Mick Daly wrote: »
    Why were you still wearing your clothes?


    Were you not too warm?

    Would you have a problem if he decided to strip beneath the sheets if he was getting too warm?

    you had your dick in your hand while you typed that didnt you!

    Where were you the night it happened haha Starin in the bedroom window :pac:


  • #114
    Zen65
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    nicegirl wrote: »
    I would put him in his place. Friends are friends, sinn e

    My wife and I were best friends for years before we started going out with each other. Relationships change. That's the nature of the human condition.

    Z


  • #115
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    You heard a noise?



    Maybe he got a prick stuck up his hole and was groaning about that. It could have been anything.


  • #116
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,054 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    maybe he had an itchy inner thigh, and your durrrrty aul head presumed he was having a tug!


  • #117
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    bad form tbh...

    A gentleman would at least wait until your definitely asleep


  • #118
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Delicate_Dlite wrote: »
    Seriously, what's with the "if you go to bed with a platonic friend you're offering sex on plate" vibe? I'm looking at you Cheap thrills. :eek:

    Hello, thats me.....I never said a girl was offering sex on a plate but after the same routine a few times you get to know the pattern! The theory is everyone should be able to keep their bits to themselves but in reality that never happens.
    Delicate_Dlite wrote: »
    I've gone to bed literally hundreds of times with male friends, and bar one guy , none have ever wanted to, as you so eloquently put it, "pork" me.

    Aw, how depressing. :(
    Delicate_Dlite wrote: »
    It's neither naive or teasing to share a bed with a platonic friend and not expect advances.

    It is.


  • #119
    Mick Daly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    What age is the OP?

    What age is the victim?


  • #120
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Decent organic, protein face cream if you could have scraped the wet spot after. Make the best of an awkward situation and all that.


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  • #121
    Kiwi_knock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,470 ✭✭✭Kiwi_knock


    Poor show by the lad, obviously failed Rohypnol basic training


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