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What would you do - a bit of a situation with male friend

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    That's not true

    :P:pac:........ men are men, and there is a little thing called privacy! Not what happened with me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    How exactly does the op know he was **** and not just scratching or something?
    I mean, I'm a man, so I'm somewhat familiar with the practice, but I don't think I could confirm by sound alone, unless he was doing a sloppy one and making his own sfx to go along with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    so...........same time next week then nicegirl??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Nevore wrote: »
    How exactly does the op know he was **** and not just scratching or something?
    I mean, I'm a man, so I'm somewhat familiar with the practice, but I don't think I could confirm by sound alone, unless he was doing a sloppy one and making his own sfx to go along with it.

    he was definately not scratching himself.....definately not. The look on his face of guilt the following day confirmed it as well!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    BBDBB wrote: »
    so...........same time next week then nicegirl??

    Ha ha ha, No!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Nevore wrote: »
    How exactly does the op know he was **** and not just scratching or something?
    I mean, I'm a man, so I'm somewhat familiar with the practice, but I don't think I could confirm by sound alone, unless he was doing a sloppy one and making his own sfx to go along with it.

    Yep and she still hasn't confirmed where he shot his load.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    nicegirl wrote: »
    he was definately not scratching himself.....definately not. The look on his face of guilt the following day confirmed it as well!
    Describe the sounds being made and if possible, the movements detected.

    I'm honestly not convinced that he was ****, or of your ability to detect guilt. I bet you don't even know the pantomime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Yep and she still hasn't confirmed where he shot his load.

    I really do not want to think about that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Nevore wrote: »
    Describe the sounds being made and if possible, the movements detected.

    I'm honestly not convinced that he was ****, or of your ability to detect guilt. I bet you don't even know the pantomime.

    If you are a guy, have a go there yourself and that will give you the idea?!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Yep and she still hasn't confirmed where he shot his load.
    The poor lad probably can't face doing it anymore - anytime he tries, he will think of that fateful night and get guilty...


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  • Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    By "friend" do you mean a student of yours?




    Go feeky !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Yep and she still hasn't confirmed where he shot his load.

    the op has no idea where he shot the load all she knows is,her hair looked full and shiney for a week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    How much do you value his friendship?

    Are you willing to sacrifice that friendship over this incident?

    If you still want to be friends with him then you need to phone him and have an adult and meaningful conversation with him and tell him how you feel about what he did and how you want your friendship to move past this whole sordid incident..........


    just make sure you hang up if you hear the fapping noise again:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭Pittens


    LL that way ---> tbh.

    wrong, LL is that way <


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 212 ✭✭mad dave


    hondasam wrote: »
    not up to the job anymore mad dave, need some lessons !!

    only if your female.

    that what i'd i mean she would like.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Should have made him a sandwich, tbh.
    Danger **** is hungry work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Should have made him a sandwich, tbh.
    Danger **** is hungry work.

    and he could have given her something too...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭Pittens


    On the main topic, I totally distrust the female mind on this one. Subconsciously, or consciously this girl wanted this chap in her bed.

    1) If he was drinking in the pub ask him if he can get home before he drinks too much to drive.
    2) nevertheless there are taxis.
    3) Back at the house, its midsummer, I slept under a sheet - not my normal duvet - last night as it was too hot. So put him on the couch. You need an extra sheet and ... thats it. A cushion will do for a pillow.

    Getting into bed with a drunk chap who proceeds to have a **** to release the sexual tension. Well, he was polite if you ask me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭shinikins


    So you caught him pulling himself off. Awkward, I agree. But do you really want to lose a friendship over what may have been just a drunken urge? He didn't force himself on you, he wasn't touching you, and if he was embarrased the next morning when you confronted him about it, the chances are he thought you were asleep. Put it down to experience and get over it. You'll have a good laugh about this in the future. I had a male friend who i had to share a bed with one night, he forewarned me that he would probably get an erection as he found me pretty attractive but he would never act on it as i was with his best friend. It was a bit wierd that he was so upfront about it, but at the end of the day i appreciated his honesty. We were both a little embarrassed but managed to laugh it off. My advice is you do the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭chats


    Any1 else finding the OP's posts ridiculously annoying and devoid of information?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 dibirish


    insufficient evidence. Did you examine the weapon next morning to see if it had recently been fired ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    chats wrote: »
    Any1 else finding the OP's posts ridiculously arousing???QUOTE]


    FYP :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭nocal


    There seems to be some doubt as to whether the OP's friend was doing what the OP thought he was doing. I think that we need to do some scientific research into this. Thus for the sake of humanity and pursuing knowledge, I will sleep in the OP's bed and re-enact the deed. That way the OP can be absolutely certain of what happened that night. Hell I'll even look guilty in the morning. As an aside, we may also shed some light on where he shot his load. It is a win win situation.

    And the OP never has to speak to me again afterwards. It's cool. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    What colour knickers were you wearing OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    You are all a bunch of hypocrits



    Ive been tugging away throughout the duration of this thread and not one of you has expressed a single word of complaint!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Mick Daly


    Sniff Sniff :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    nicegirl wrote: »
    I was not drunk and he was not drunk, but he was suppose to drive and couldn't. Thought I'd give him a bed for the night, as we were friends, and the last thing I expected was what happened.. I couldn't send him to sleep on the coach as I have no bed clothes for the couch. I am annoyed with myself in a way, but imagine this happening, if you were friends with a lad

    You don't know many lads that well, do you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    I doubt he was giving the lad a tug, he was most likely scratching or rearanging and even if he was I'd be pretty sure he was asleep doing it, loads of men **** in there sleep.

    You must be one of those women who wear low cut tops showing off your cleavage, then when a man looks at you, you get offended.
    You invite him into the same bed as you, and then get annoyed when he gets a little aroused, be it conciousely or subconciousely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭dceire


    nicegirl wrote: »
    About 10 minutes later, I was half asleep, and heard some rather "Strange" noises beside me......he was getting off on himself beside me..... I was completely freaked out, said it to him the next day and haven't spoke to him since.

    haha that's brilliant, fair balls to him whoever he is :D


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    fap fap fap fap...

    <.<

    >.>

    >.<

    :D


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