What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Gee I used to do all those things , then I discovered there was a handle on the door and I started to go out?

I bet you wrote this with the intention to get a couple of thanks. DIDN'T YOU?

George Some Grater wrote: »

Oh, also, when I have a piss I flush the toilet and have to race the flush and beat it or I die.

Or when I'm walking up the stairs with something, I have to balance it all on my head for the ascent or I die.

And when I'm driving I make things explode. With my eyes.

MIND BULLITS!

LOL this is the funniest thread I've ever read

I do the re-argument thing with the benefit of hindsight too, or else just make up random situations with random people I know and have the full two-way conversation/argument out loud - I've had nights I can't go to sleep until it's come to a natural conclusion

I also sing and dance like a superhot superstar diva in front of the mirror every morning before the shower to whatever song Colm and Jim Jim happen to be playing

Delighted to see I'm not the only crazy weirdo! :P

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Gee I used to do all those things , then I discovered there was a handle on the door and I started to go out?

Aw Man...Live a Little will you!!

Smell My wrists. Anyone else do that?

I remember in school when the teacher would tell the class to be quiet or whatever, I used to wiggle my toes in an act of utter defiance...I was threat to society me.

When I used to play computer games, I'd find myself bending my neck to try and see around corners etc. Sometimes actually leaning my entire body over in an effort to somehow bend the rules of reality and enter the game. Then I catch myself and feel like a damn idiot....

Sometimes pick a passer by and try to use my mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone or their skirt to fall off....

Also, sometimes I will blink like a mad man and then close my eyes really tight (sometimes using my palms too) for an interesting light show. Try and make out shapes of things I see...see if my subconscious is trying to tell me something....

Or sometimes I give myself a task to do (like run up the stairs) before an ad is over on the telly....or I die.

I'm insane tbh

I regularly sing 'Incy Wincy Spider' in a sort of Rat Pack type fashion.


I also regularly change the words of 'Mary' by the Four of Us to suit whatever I've just been talking about, or to my 4 month old about bottles and nappies and the like.

Pauleta wrote: »

When im in my bedroom and im lsitening to Guns n Roses i run around the room jumping up on stuff and do air guitar solos :cool:

Thats not weird.

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

-I do these weird little dances.

Yup, i do that all the time. Often with "pokey fingers".

I also:

- walk around like Mr. Softey
- talk like a redneck
- blow bubbles in my drinks and hum at the same time
- attempt to move things with my mind. But I put A LOT of effort into trying to approach the task in different ways; think about the individual molecules, the surrounding space, the physical attributes of the end result etc
- try to figure out what muscles i need to move in my eyes to "zoom in" my vision
- make driving and skid noises in my head (a little less now though since i've got an awesome sounding car and motorbike for real and can get my outlet through them)

edit: oh i forgot a favourite - close my eyes and focus on the patterns and colours and allow my mind to make them continually mutate. Think windows media player graphics, except with more shapes.

I find myself licking my lips when playing the Playstation, fook knows why!!!

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the whole "Don't step on the pavement cracks while walking" yet!

Millicent wrote: »

Are they the weird stuff you do when nobody else is around Petey? :eek: What would the Boss say?!

Id say go for it Pete