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What weird stuff do you do when nobody else is around?

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  • #62
    gleep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    Millicent wrote: »
    Does it involve warmed liver? :pac:


    LOL:D


  • #63
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Voltex


    when i was eating breakfast cereal...i would pretend the the cereal were little people being eaten by a giant monster...
    Rice Crispies were my favourite...cause they looked like little fat people. It was cruel...but gave me such a buzz


  • #64
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Am i the only one who's started trying to do some of the things said on this thread?!


  • #65
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    I talk to the cat, which is pretty much why he avoids me.:pac::(


  • #66
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Am i the only one who's started trying to do some of the things said on this thread?!

    Don't pee in the sink!


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  • #67
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I just realised that I also like to pick at my belly button when I'm alone.

    Nothing comes out of it (like a baby :eek:) but it does make the inside of my ears tingle & itch for some reason????


  • #68
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    I just realised that I also like to pick at my belly button when I'm alone.

    Nothing comes out of it (like a baby :eek:) but it does make the inside of my ears tingle & itch for some reason????

    Sounds like the bad aids...


  • #69
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Ive spent most of the last 33 years of my life trying to lick my elbows


  • #70
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    -Turn up my music extremely loud,woofer full blast and rave around the house.

    -Piss/sh!t with the door open


  • #71
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    EDIT: Anytime I go home and nobody is around I talk to my dog as if it can understand me :pac:


    I do this too :pac:


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  • #72
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    When I go to the bathroom I take off my shirt and pose in front of the mirror.

    That makes me sound vain but I'm not usually.


  • #73
    dkdavey67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭dkdavey67


    shadow box naked on front of a full lenght mirror followed by some auto-erotic affixiation


  • #74
    clived2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    when i am hungover, i will watch really gay television, like high school musical etc and i really enjoy it, no homo


  • #75
    Doop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭Doop


    seanbmc wrote: »
    I do this too :pac:

    Man I dont do any wierd stuff, maybe watch tv with my hand down my jocks... its just comfy!

    I do have full blown coversations with the dog but she's cool with it...
    I give her a hard time about things like why she doesnt get a job and contribute to the household...

    I do talk out loud to myself (if the dogs not around)..i find i refer to myself as "we" eg. 'come on the fook we're going to be late'


  • #76
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Doop wrote: »
    Man I dont do any wierd stuff, maybe watch tv with my hand down my jocks... its just comfy!

    I do have full blown coversations with the dog but she's cool with it...
    I give her a hard time about things like why she doesnt get a job and contribute to the household...

    I do talk out loud to myself (if the dogs not around)..i find i refer to myself as "we" eg. 'come on the fook we're going to be late'

    Al Bundy? Is it yourself?


  • #77
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Doop wrote: »
    Man I dont do any wierd stuff, maybe watch tv with my hand down my jocks... its just comfy!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUWVU2rM_B4


  • #78
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    sing....press ups....weird tv shows


  • #79
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    Doop wrote: »
    Man I dont do any wierd stuff, maybe watch tv with my hand down my jocks... its just comfy!

    I do have full blown coversations with the dog but she's cool with it...
    I give her a hard time about things like why she doesnt get a job and contribute to the household...

    I do talk out loud to myself (if the dogs not around)..i find i refer to myself as "we" eg. 'come on the fook we're going to be late'

    Yeah I like how my dog just stares at me and tilts her head sideways when I talk to her :)


  • #80
    bossa_nova
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭bossa_nova


    Voltex wrote: »
    +1
    I have no idea...and TBH I dont really want to know

    ah gwan , ya may aswell have a gander at it, its jar shatering stuff!:pac:


  • #81
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    George Some Grater wrote: »
    Oh, also, when I have a piss I flush the toilet and have to race the flush and beat it or I die.

    Or when I'm walking up the stairs with something, I have to balance it all on my head for the ascent or I die.

    And when I'm driving I make things explode. With my eyes.

    That reminds me I do that sometimes too. I'll try and get to the top of the stairs during an ad break on tv...if i don't make it by the end of a particular ad - i'm dead.

    I'm struggling to think of more but they'll come

    Oh the Al Bundy thing I'll do even if someones there - its my couch goddammit!


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  • #82
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    clived2 wrote: »
    when i am hungover, i will watch really gay television, like high school musical etc and i really enjoy it, no homo

    I thought fancying men made you gay :confused:


  • #83
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    I throat sing naked

    There, I've said it.


  • #84
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Why did I only read this thread now. Honestly OP that first post is the funniest thing I've read in fúcking ages!!! Maybe its the hangover kicking in or the beer buzz kicking in or the fact that I havn't slept in 39 hours but that was honestly fúcking genius!!

    :D

    Pissing in the sink... calling your cat a cúnt... just wtf :D

    Bravo sir.


  • #85
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 939 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Sniff my socks when i take em off.... mmmmmmm


  • #86
    massdebater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    I sing the Hamster dance out loud to myself

    :pac:♪ Ba-da-dee-da-dee-da-do-do♪


  • #87
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    I have a tendency to get angry and really sweary with inanimate objects. Like for instance, if I clumsily walk into a chair, I will get pissed off and kick it and say "who the f*ck do you think you are?".

    Or if something falls off the kitchen counter, I'll look at it on the floor and shout "get up off the floor you f*cking b*llox".


  • #88
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    SoulTrader wrote: »
    I have a tendency to get angry and really sweary with inanimate objects. Like for instance, if I clumsily walk into a chair, I will get pissed off and kick it and say "who the f*ck do you think you are?".

    Or if something falls off the kitchen counter, I'll look at it on the floor and shout "get up off the floor you f*cking b*llox".

    I do that! Always thought that made me a bit mental! And it's a full on rant at whatever I've knocked into some days. Because honestly, they should have got out of my way... :confused::pac:


  • #89
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    Millicent wrote: »
    I do that! Always thought that made me a bit mental! And it's a full on rant at whatever I've knocked in some days. Because honestly, they should have got out of my way... :confused::pac:
    Glad I'm not the only one :). I think shouting at inanimate objects keeps me sane - we all need to let off steam sometimes. And no-one gets hurt (except me :pac:).


  • #90
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I do that to :eek:

    I thought I was mad :p

    Sometimes if I am just sitting down with my dinner and the remote control falls to the floor, I'll roll my eyes and say:

    "Yeah, cheers for that .."

    Like the remote decided to do it :p


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  • #91
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I look at the toilet paper after wiping my arse.


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