How big is your internet penis?

K4t · 08-05-2010 04:42AM

Mine's big enough to realise that penis size is not important.

galwayrush · 08-05-2010 08:35AM

Byte size.:D Maxi

2 stroke · 08-05-2010 10:46AM

2 long.

davyjose · 08-05-2010 10:53AM

Mine's so long, I have to **** it in sections.

And so fat it makes your ma's arse look average sized.

Elliemental · 08-05-2010 10:55AM

My internet penis is about the same as my physical one; none existent.

BBDBB · 08-05-2010 10:59AM

its very cold here...................okay!!!!!:(

CreepingDeath · 08-05-2010 11:04AM

recylingbin wrote: »

How big is your internet penis?

1300 x 300 pixels.

bnt · 08-05-2010 11:12AM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

1300 x 300 pixels.

Must be one of those new high-resolution screens. Text looks great at 600 DPI, but penises ... not so great. Where'd they put that Zoom function ..?

Me? As big as it needs to be for the application, and no bigger.

jd007 · 08-05-2010 07:37PM

8gb

Erica<3 · 08-05-2010 07:55PM

I don't have a penis, but the amount of peni (pl) that I've come across on the internet is quite big.

rubadub · 08-05-2010 08:00PM

Degag wrote: »

Thats average apparently. So, no, it doesn't hurt.

6" is not the average, it is more likely to be below 5". The 6" figure came about since before "internet penis" people had "postal penis", where they got to lie about the size of their cock. The sexologist Kinsey let men measure their own penis and home and mail in the results, and who would have thunk it, they are more likely to exaggerate and came up with 6". In self measured surveys results are always higher, and most doctor/nurse measured results are also seriously flawed -since it is far more likely that a well hung guy will be more than willing to let a nurse measure his cock, and no doubt the small guys would not volunteer so results are seriously skewed. I expect if you went onto grafton street with a scales and asked women to volunteer to be weighed then you would get a result far below the real average.

The only believable result/study was done on Italian soldiers where they were forced to take part. The average was under 5", this is also probably unfair/skewed since soldiers are probably more likely to have higher testosterone and generally be more manly/athletic. They would also have lower bodyfat levels than the average population, and bodyfat will reduce the length as it gets hidden further in the body.

Mine is so big NASA officially recognised my balls as twin moons.

LoanShark · 08-05-2010 08:09PM

The tattoo on my willy says... "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z..Whats not on my willy?.. U"

mikom · 08-05-2010 08:15PM

recylingbin wrote: »

How big is your internet penis?

As big as one of those bottles of champagne at the Formula 1 prize-giving.

In fact I often place my thumb over the end of my lad at the point of ejaculation, just for the Formula 1 experience you see.

Abrasax · 08-05-2010 08:17PM

rubadub wrote: »

6" is not the average, it is more likely to be below 5". The 6" figure came about since before "internet penis" people had "postal penis", where they got to lie about the size of their cock. The sexologist Kinsey let men measure their own penis and home and mail in the results, and who would have thunk it, they are more likely to exaggerate and came up with 6". In self measured surveys results are always higher, and most doctor/nurse measured results are also seriously flawed -since it is far more likely that a well hung guy will be more than willing to let a nurse measure his cock, and no doubt the small guys would not volunteer so results are seriously skewed. I expect if you went onto grafton street with a scales and asked women to volunteer to be weighed then you would get a result far below the real average.

The only believable result/study was done on Italian soldiers where they were forced to take part. The average was under 5", this is also probably unfair/skewed since soldiers are probably more likely to have higher testosterone and generally be more manly/athletic. They would also have lower bodyfat levels than the average population, and bodyfat will reduce the length as it gets hidden further in the body.

Mine is so big NASA officially recognised my balls as twin moons.

Well then, I'm way above average.

How big is your internet penis?

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