How big is your internet penis?

recylingbin · 08-05-2010 02:32AM #1

Mine's massive.
So big, you'd have to turn word wrap off to get it's scale.
I don't want to be one of those screen widening types, so I won't post it.

Dudess · 08-05-2010 02:36AM

John Holmes territory here...

Einhard · 08-05-2010 02:38AM

When I'm on the internet it turns into a vagina.

entropi · 08-05-2010 02:39AM

Its so big that John Titor came back through time to stop me telling you about it...he failed!

tony1kenobi · 08-05-2010 02:40AM

Mine is 0011000 0001100000 00110101000 0001000100011000

Impressed?

FearDark · 08-05-2010 02:41AM

Seven inches.

(longer than yours that is)

OutlawPete · 08-05-2010 02:41AM

So big that people on ChatRoulette say to me:

"Is that a didgeridoo? Ah play a tune for us .."

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-05-2010 02:42AM

2 foot long. If I fold it in half

recylingbin · 08-05-2010 02:46AM

It is illegal for me to masturbate in 3d in case everyone gets pregnant.

Dennis the Stone · 08-05-2010 02:49AM

Tiny.

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 02:51AM

For those who missed it earlier, me & my huge cock...

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg

Einhard · 08-05-2010 02:54AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

For those who missed it earlier, me & my huge cock...

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg

Hahahahahaha that man is tiny!

Degag · 08-05-2010 02:54AM

I'll take my 6 inchs thanks very much.

strobe · 08-05-2010 02:55AM

What??? Is this a 4chan thing? I don't get it.

Be normal (or at least not completely fukked up)???

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 02:55AM

Degag wrote: »

I'll take my 6 inchs thanks very much.

Ouch. I bet that hurts.

Einhard · 08-05-2010 02:55AM

Degag wrote: »

I'll take my 6 inchs thanks very much.

Where exactly would you like to take it?

Degag · 08-05-2010 03:03AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Ouch. I bet that hurts.

Thats average apparently. So, no, it doesn't hurt.

minidazzler · 08-05-2010 03:03AM

12 inches...just 2 inches bigger than IRL.

spudmonkey17 · 08-05-2010 03:04AM

Big enough to make you insecure enough to ask a question like that and exaggerate the size of your own :cool:

theboxer · 08-05-2010 03:06AM

Mine is so big it runs from the A key all the way to the Z key.

Actually, wait.....

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 03:06AM

With all the testosterone in here, do you know what this thread needs...

A hot woman with cracking bazookas & a big gun.

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 03:07AM

And her she is...

rizzla · 08-05-2010 03:08AM

As big as I want it to be, It's the Internet I can lie as much as I want.

stovelid · 08-05-2010 03:20AM

When I walk by, horses blush, look crestfallen and murmur dejectedly amongst themselves.

jd007 · 08-05-2010 03:23AM

Mines so big yer ma couldn't sit properly for a week after I was finished with her.

Atavan-Halen · 08-05-2010 03:23AM

3============================================D

:cool:

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 03:29AM

I think we need some more boobs..

jd007 · 08-05-2010 03:31AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I think we need some more boobs..

(.) (.)

/fap

Atavan-Halen · 08-05-2010 03:33AM

jd007 wrote: »

(.) (.)

/fap

Nah, you gotta do it like ( . Y . )

Makes it look more natural :pac:

Duggy747 · 08-05-2010 04:19AM

My web willy is so big that I wrap it around myself and use it as a belt to hold my pants.

Works great as a scarf too in cold weather.............just don't think of any arousing thoughts or else it'll feel like Jon Voight getting strangled in Anaconda!! :pac:

starbelgrade · 08-05-2010 04:26AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

My web willy is so big that I wrap it around myself and use it as a belt to hold my pants.

Works great as a scarf too in cold weather.............just don't think of any arousing thoughts or else it feels like Jon Voight getting strangled in Anaconda!! :pac:

:eek:

How big is your internet penis?

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